Welcome to The No Dojo No Kata - No Meat No Dairy No Egg No Chemical No Cooking No Chopping No Killing - Ninja ... Kata ... Dojo. TNDNKNMNDNENCNCNKNKD for ... short, very ... very ... short.
The most non self contradicting flat earth society member dojo of the globe. Your anti dojo form of being a totally natural ninja, dood. We have already shown our mettle with the coolest most natural medicine on the flat ass planet: humour.
We emphasise the ancient & authentic art of survival (including self defense) not through copying a myriad of useless complicated - sequence of movements and - techniques in a flashy dojo with silly ranks & rituals but through mushin (natural / open mind) & senshin (balanced / enlightened mind) based self development emphasising utilisation & growth of the natural elements through... nature (our finest form of dojo) including natural well-being, nature survival & urban survival, nature preservation, gardening, meditation, philosophy, psychology, politics, strategy, diet, singing / chanting & dancing, yoga, ninjutsu, qigong, kijutsu, calisthenics, parkour, postures, some techniques (especially of movement), and oh... a razor sharp wit!
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With your mutable water signing INFJing sun-gazing & darkness-lurking, warmth-loving & cold-showering, nature-loving & city-dwelling, clean-freaking & dirt-rolling, anti-social & social-mediaing philosophizing, celibating & uncontrollably-flirt-loving, peace-loving & survival-fighting, pure-breed-babylonian & cosmpolitan, religious & multi-religious, indecisively decisive, rather feminine macho main man, a fully fledged organic raw passively active vegan yogi ninja who likes to hunt in necessity ... one with absolutely NO identity crises.
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