The Vasectomist

The Vasectomist Vasectomy is all we do: five days per week across five clinics in Brisbane & The Gold Coast. Easy and Comfortable, with exceptional results. Period.

The legendary Dr. Dick Beatty is on a mission to make your vasectomy experience a positive experience. The Vasectomist provides expert no-scalpel vasectomy services across Brisbane and the Gold Coast. Dr Dick Beatty aims for 100% pain-free every time. There is absolutely no need for sedation in the majority of men who need a vasectomy. The consultation is done on the same day as the procedure, and you can drive home afterwards. No-Scalpel Vasectomy involves a specialised instrument that is used to access the 'tubes'. You are left with a tiny incision in the middle that heals without any sutures.

08/04/2025
Congratulations to all the guys this week that gave the greatest valentines gift of all - A Valentines Vasectomy ✂️❤️
14/02/2025

Congratulations to all the guys this week that gave the greatest valentines gift of all - A Valentines Vasectomy ✂️❤️

We absolutely love seeing all the thoughtful and creative care packages patients are receiving after their vasectomies
17/01/2025

We absolutely love seeing all the thoughtful and creative care packages patients are receiving after their vasectomies

My favorite box 😂😂 who would you send this to ? 😏🤔

A patient shared this gem: their bank classified their vasectomy deposit to Dr Dick as "adult entertainment." Who knew v...
26/11/2024

A patient shared this gem: their bank classified their vasectomy deposit to Dr Dick as "adult entertainment." Who knew vasectomies could be so entertaining?

"Welcome to the Dr Dick Stubby Cooler Club"
20/08/2024

"Welcome to the Dr Dick Stubby Cooler Club"

We just love this poem a past patient put together about his experience with our team 😊 It was so good we just had to sh...
15/07/2024

We just love this poem a past patient put together about his experience with our team 😊 It was so good we just had to share!

We hope everyone had a great Easter and is enjoying the school holidays 😂
03/04/2024

We hope everyone had a great Easter and is enjoying the school holidays 😂

Congratulations to all the MVPs who took "One For The Team" and visited our clinic recently. 🏆
15/03/2024

Congratulations to all the MVPs who took "One For The Team" and visited our clinic recently. 🏆

If its one thing we know its that...SNIP HAPPENS ✂️😳
16/02/2024

If its one thing we know its that...SNIP HAPPENS ✂️😳

You and a friend both looking to get a vasectomy? - The Doctor calls that a "Brovectomy" Give us a call on 07 3505 5919...
06/02/2024

You and a friend both looking to get a vasectomy? - The Doctor calls that a "Brovectomy" Give us a call on 07 3505 5919 and we can accommodate both of you with back to back appointments

𝟏𝟎,𝟒𝟎𝟖 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 🙃Nothing says "I love you" more than a Valentines Day Vas...
25/01/2024

𝟏𝟎,𝟒𝟎𝟖 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 🙃

Nothing says "I love you" more than a Valentines Day Vasectomy
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"Snip and Sip"
12/01/2024

"Snip and Sip"

Address

19 Longland Street
Brisbane, QLD
QLD4006

Opening Hours

Monday 8:15am - 4:30pm
Tuesday 8:15am - 4:30pm
Wednesday 8:15am - 4:30pm
Thursday 8:15am - 4pm
Friday 8:15am - 4:30pm

Telephone

+61735055919

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The Vasectomist

The Vasectomist Dr Dick Beatty provides expert no scalpel vasectomy services across Brisbane and The Gold Coast. He started Brisbane Bayside’s only dedicated vasectomy clinic and has since opened clinics in South Brisbane and The North Gold Coast. He is based most of the week in Cleveland. Dr Beatty’s sole focus is for a pain-free vasectomy and optimal recovery. There is absolutely no need for sedation in the great majority of men who need a vasectomy. However, we do offer a sedative for the minority who request this. Less than 5% of guys need a sedative tablet.

No Scalpel Vasectomy involves a specialised instrument that is used to access the 'tubes'. Electrocautery is then used to access the tubes and seal them. The final stage is the additional step of fascial interposition which reduces failure rate. The end results is one small hole in the middle with no sutures inside or out. The consultation is done on the same day as the procedure, and you can drive home. You may book fully online with no need for callbacks.