Aspen Medical Australia PTY

14/04/2022

The Ba Hospital is finally done! Now we can try to fix our reputation

11/04/2022

Our fearless leader making more corrupt connection to keep us afloat

28/03/2022

Pilots waiting to fly a patient out. We didn't do right by the patient, but we are sure our partners will take good care of them.

14/03/2022

Come visit out mobile and unsanitary mobile clinics. We only have a few expired vaccines left so please come before we run out

23/02/2022

Latest and greatest Aspen Medical mobile respiratory center. You can breathe the fresh next to dumpsters and feel better instantly.

21/02/2022

This is a depiction of how we handle aged care. We get them a phone and explain they are own to figure it out.

16/02/2022

At Aspen Medical we provide the worst care! We hold trainings ever 2-3 years for our providers to stay up-to-date on how not to give the best care.

14/02/2022

Our PPE has finally arrived, but we plan on just carrying it and not wearing it.

10/02/2022

Our latest and greatest mobile hospital. We have lots of room and promise to provide PPE, however it has been delayed for a few months so you may have to stand in line without.

07/02/2022

We are giving out free boat rides, however only to those who donate to us. It's for a good cause, to fill Aspen Medical's pockets even more and leave little for the rest

02/02/2022

This is another check we gave out. We could have given more, but from the millions of dollars Aspen Medical makes we have to budget

31/01/2022

Our mobile clinics offer a few vaccinations and lots of substandard care. Please visit us so we can continue winning contracts we do not deserve.

21/01/2022

WELCOME TO ASPEN MEDICAL.
We are pleased to provide the worst medical care with the most inadequate staff. We love to help the Australian government, in the same way they help us stay afloat

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