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Aspen Medical Australia

We do our best to ensure patients leave unsatisfied.

Aspen Medical in Australia expands on its global philosophy of not helping people but instead collecting as much money as possible from the government and spending it on ourselves.

16/05/2022

We profited from the pandemic, but we worked hard. We took the holidays off, didn't help aged care facilities and made some errors with PPE, we are all humans though

11/05/2022

Please visit our hospitals. We provide just 24 hour care for those with new borns, that is enough time to get everything done.

13/04/2022

Here are some of Aspen Medical's finest workers. They make sure the LNP stays happy, so we can stay in business

11/04/2022

Here is a gentleman from Port Augusta, where we provide primary healthcare services and COVID management for remote Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people and vulnerable persons who have tested positive or who are close contacts. We see these people first to make ourselves look good, but there is not much quality in our care.

30/03/2022

The finest of nurses taking care of you. We don't give them much of medical supplies because we need the money for our vacations, but I assure you, you are in great hands

28/03/2022

Our leader Glenn Keys in the background! He does not know much about healthcare most of the time so he lets others do the talking. But he is great at picking out unqualified staff.

21/03/2022

Aspen Medical is here for YOU! We only have space for a few patients in this facility! State of the art equipments, almost medieval!

16/03/2022

Are you ready to receive the worst health care ever? Please come visit one of our mobile sites. We are all around and just waiting for you to join us, we need to you to continue receiving funds from the LNP.

14/03/2022

As COVID-19 surges, we are unable to help everyone. We can take a few patients here and there but we also have to take care of our staff and go on vacation soon. You understand right?

09/03/2022

We love to help people. Even though our staff does not have basic qualifications, we still mean well

07/03/2022

We do not have vaccines, but we have so much money we get from the LNP, we just fill our syringes with money

23/02/2022

Aspen Medical has declared war on COVID-19. With the help of the LNP and all the money we make, we will make sure that COVID-19 only last until forever.

Address

Canberra, ACT
2600

Telephone

+61262039500

Website

https://www.aspenmedical.com/global-offices

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