Brett Sutton is HOT

28/05/2023

Déjà vu 😏

25/04/2023

Happy birthday to our Dishevelled Daddy of Diseases, our Hot CHOcolate, our Chief Swoony Officer - Professor Brett Succulent 😍🎂🎉. My mum recently asked me where you have been for the last year, and I said "in my dreams mum." 💭🥵

Anyway - we hope you had a wonderful day, and Daddy Dan lets you out of his secret dungeon soon so we can see your hirsute hotness on our screens again. Lots of love from the Suttonettes 😍🤤.

16/08/2022

BRETTY GOES TO BOLLYWOOD 😂🕺🇮🇳🤤

13/05/2022

Oh no our Daddy of Diseases has the plague!!!! 😭😷

Who wants to volunteer to rub the Vicks Vaporub onto his feverish 90s tattoos?!🧑‍⚕️🥰🤤.

29/04/2022

In today's news.... 😁🤤

25/04/2022

Happy Birthday to our collective faux beau and Chief Frothy Officer, Professor Brett Succulent 😍🎉🎂🎁🤤. I know the Suttonettes have been missing seeing your scruffy face on our screens, so here is a swoony pic to fill the disheveled voids in our hearts 🤤.

We hope you have a lovely day, free from the stress of any virus of doom that has plagued your previous two birthdays!!! 😵‍💫😷😤

We know the less we see of your Disheveled Daddy face, the more the virus is under control and Victoria is returning to its previous glory. But pop up every now and again please!!! Lots of love from the Suttonettes. 💘🤤🥵

24/04/2022

It's our Chief Swoon Officer Brett Sutton's birthday tomorrow, so if you want to send your best wishes to the hot doc, here is a link that will be sent directly to him! 🤤😍🎉🎂🎁

Kudoboard is an online replacement for the greeting card that you pass around and sign!

12/02/2022

It's that time again lovers 😍💘❤️

08/02/2022

Oh look! 😍. Valentine's Day is just around the corner Suttonettes 🤤💘. Time to send our love to our collective faux boyfriend Brett Succulent 🤤.

24/12/2021

Merry Christmas beautiful Suttonettes ❤️🎄🎅✨. Hope your hearts and bellies are full, wherever you spend tomorrow. Christmas can be a lonely and sad time for many so I'm sending you lots of love & hugs ❤️.

And a Merry CHOmas to our esteemed Professor Brett Succulent, thanks for all the laughs and swoons this year 😍🤤. I hope Santa leaves you something special in your stocking tonight 🎅❤️.

21/12/2021

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09/12/2021

QUICK someone sing 'How To Make Gravy' to Daddy Donut, he thinks the Chief Medical Officer Paul Kelly was performing at the Sidney Myer Music Bowl tonight 😳. Did he sing the periodic table for 4 hours? 🤤👨‍⚕️⚕️

29/10/2021

Victoria we love you ❤️.

21/10/2021

It's our final night of lockdown in Melbourne, Suttonettes.

We finally made it.

And is it just me, or is it a strange feeling?

I feel trepidatious, anxious, a bit worried about large crowds. But excited to see my family and friends again.

How are you all feeling?

Thank you for riding this swoony wave of Succulence with us, I hope you've had as many laughs as I have during this otherwise gloomy last 2 years.

And lastly, thank you to our Disheveled Daddy of Diseases, Professor Brett Sutton, for being such a calm and intelligent voice of reason among the chaos, and for being such a fine (albeit possibly unwitting) muse for all the laughs and swoons. I hope one day you can look at this page and have a secret chuckle at the terrible Photoshop, memes, and hilarious comments 😍. Laughter really has been the best medicine. ❤️👨‍⚕️

Lots of love from Succulent HQ ❤️🤤.

17/10/2021

Lockdown is finally over Suttonettes 😍, and I know exactly how I'll be celebrating my freedom day 🤤🔥🥵.

12/10/2021

A lot of people have been asking me where 00 Succulent has been lately.

He's been shaking some Martinis by the looks of it 🥵🍸🕴️🔫.

Hope all you gorgeous Suttonettes are keeping safe and healthy despite the chaos of the world right now, and you enjoy this little bit of Bond-age 🔥🤤.

22/09/2021

Stay safe Victoria 😱⚡.

11/09/2021

Happy Swooning Saturday Suttonettes! 🤤