Salty Vibes

An authentic & relatable wellbeing brand handmaking bath salts for sh*tty days. ❤️

14/09/2025

A swipe of Leave Me The F*ck Alone on the wrists should do the trick 😜

11/09/2025

R U OK Day is great and all… but the convo doesn’t stop once the hashtags die off. Checking in on your people isn’t a once-a-year charity event. It’s an everyday, messy, real-as-f*ck thing.

We’ve got a fresh blog up on the site with salty tips on how to actually ask your mates if they’re okay (and not sound like a robot while doing it). Go give it a read if you wanna show up without being a useless legend via the link below.

And hey, don’t forget to check in on yourself too. You f*ckin’ rock 💙 And if you ever need a chat, my DMs and inbox are always open.

https://saltyvibesco.com.au/blogs/the-f**k-it-files/r-u-ok-your-survival-guide-to-awkward-check-ins

10/09/2025

Think I’m gonna be a bird in my next life ☺️🦅

08/09/2025

🚨 IT’s GIVEAWAY TIME LEGENDS 🚨

We’re celebrating the glow-up of our Emotional Support Crew 🎉 Same all natural vibes you love, now dressed in their new fancy-arse packaging and powered up with a 4% diluted 100% pure essential oil blend (translation: stronger punch, longer hold, extra sass).

You could win the entire crew (valued at $175) 👉 7 signature rollers for 7 chaotic moods: WTAF, FML, YOU, ZERO, LEAVE, CHILL, SORE

How to Enter:

1️⃣ Drop a comment below telling us which vibe you are today and why (feel free to get dramatic, we live for it).
2️⃣ Tag a mate + share this to your stories + tag us for bonus entries.

Winner announced Friday 12th September 🗓️
Open to Aussie residents only, 16+ (soz international mates).

Good luck, salty souls 💙✨

07/09/2025

😲 Holy sh*t. Our NEW Magnesium Oil Spray is blowing people’s minds (and bodies).

Swipe through for proof 👉👉👉

This took awhile to formulate because I wanted to get it right the first time and use only the highest quality, locally sourced ingredients. The result? Better sleep. Looser muscles. Calmer nervous system. Or so the salty community claims.

Basically, the miracle juice you didn’t know you needed until you scrolled on your feed and discovered this post 😜

Here’s the tea:
👉 Most “magnesium oils” are just low-grade magnesium flakes dumped in water and called wellness. That’s why they can feel sticky, stingy, and honestly… do f*ck all.
👉 Ours is made with high-purity magnesium chloride at an effective concentration — the stuff your body actually absorbs straight through your skin into your system. That’s transdermal absorption, baby.

So instead of spraying bargain-bin salty water on yourself, we made the real sh*t that actually works — supporting over 300 vital processes in your body like calming your nervous system, muscle recovery, and better sleep vibes.

The difference? Not all magnesium sprays are created equal. Ours actually delivers.

🎁And because we back this sh*t so hard, we’re giving you a FREE full-sized bottle (valued at $35) with orders over $120.

Stack that with:
✨ 15% off sitewide with code GLOWUP
✨ Instant entry into our $1000 prize draw
✨ Perfect excuse to grab belated Father’s Day gifts (or just stockpile salty goods for yourself).

There’s only a few bottles left. Don’t think about it. Just spray, sleep, repeat 😋

05/09/2025

Adulting is out. Goat-ing is in. 🤣🐐

31/08/2025

✨ THE NEW SALTY VIBES IS LIVE ✨

New look. New products. Same salty soul with a side of sass. Welcome to our Glow Up Era, baby!!! We’ve poured our hearts (and a fair few f-bombs) into this reinvention and it’s been a wild ride but so damn worth it.

Here’s what’s new 👇
🛁 Bath + Body Oils
🕯 Natural Soy Wax Candles
🌸 New Look Magnesium Bath Salts & Emotional Support Rollers
💦 Magnesium Sleep Spray (FREE when you spend $120+)
🎁 Cheeky AF gifts + kits
📦 Build-your-own bundles
🔄 Subscriptions so your salty stash never runs dry

To celebrate all the newness, we’re treating you to:

💸 15% off sitewide with code: GLOWUP
🚚 Free shipping over $80
🎉 Every order goes into the draw to win $1000 in prizes

This salty dream is alive because of YOU, legends. Stock up, soak up, and let us know what you think – we’ve got a whole lot of cool sh*t in store for you.

Shop the loot now 👉www.saltyvibesco.com.au

30/08/2025

🚨 It’s almost on like Donkey Kong, legends 🚨

Salty 2.0 launches TOMORROW night and it’s gonna be a big one:

✨ Free gifts
✨ Sitewide discount
✨ Free shipping
✨ Brand new salty sh*t

You’ve been patiently waiting 5 long weeks and now it’s finally time. New look. New vibe. New sass. More F-bombs than ever before.

This relaunch has been a wild ride (with more ups + downs than a bloody rollercoaster) but it truly feeld like a rebirth and I know you’re gonna f*cking LOVE it.

👉 Make sure you’re subscribed to our emails
👉 Join our private Insta broadcast channel + FB group (aka the Salty Legends) for freebies, exclusive perks + upcoming product testing
👉 Keep your notifications ON so you don’t miss the chaos

The countdown is ON. Tomorrow = relaunch party, baby 🎉🧂

29/08/2025

👀 COMING SOON 👀
We’ve been cooking up something f*cking exciting behind the scenes… and it’s nearly time to spill the salts.

Any guesses, legends? Drop ‘em below ⬇️

28/08/2025

🚨 SALTY 2.0 IS COMING 🚨

We’re talking a full-blown glow up — new vibe, new products, new era of salty chaos. Think of it as your fave unhinged mate showing up after a nervous breakdown with fresh hair, a better attitude (kinda), and a whole lotta magic up their sleeve✨🛁

If you’re not already in our private Instagram Close Friends or Facebook group, babe… now’s the time 👀 We’ve got a salty little surprise waiting for you in there and trust us, you don’t wanna miss this one.

14/08/2025

🚨 SALTY CANDLE MAKER WANTED 🚨

Ok treasures, it’s time for a local legend to take the waxy wheel here at team salty.

We’re on the hunt for a candle wizard who:
🕯 Knows their soy wax (ideally 464) from their elbow
🕯 Gets all the science-y candle domination stuff
🕯 Has their own space to work their magic
🕯 Can smash out around 150 candles a week
🕯 Has their own ABN to invoice (or I can wrangle you into Team Salty payroll if we must)
🕯 Lives in South Australia (bonus points if you’re Fleurieu Peninsula-based) for weekly candle drop-offs

Why candles matter here:
They’re not just pretty things that smell nice — they’re mood-shifters, self-care igniters, and the “holy crap, my day just got better” moment in the Salty 2.0 line-up. They take our vibes from cute to f*ck yeah, that’s a whole mood.

You bring the skills, I’ll bring literally everything else — wax, wicks, scents, jars, the lot. You just pour, perfect, and make them irresistible.

If this sounds like your jam (or your wax), slide into my DMs or email [sarah@saltyvibesco.com.au] with your candle creds.

Please also feel free tag your candle making mates!

Let’s get lit - f**k I’m funny 🤣🤣
Sarah

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http://saltyvibesco.com.au/

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