16/04/2026
🏉 FIRST STEP FOOTY TEAM – COMMUNITY SELECTED LINEUP 👀
We asked… you delivered… and now we’ve got a team that’s equal parts talent and absolute chaos 😂
DOWN BACK 🛑
Jai “Mr Football” – Doesn’t matter the code… soccer, AFL, backyard rules… this bloke just gets it done. Utility defender who can bring the offside rule into the AFL game.
THE ENGINE ROOM 🔥
Bruce “Biscuits” – Brrrruuuuuccceeee. This man has Pavlov’d the entire clinic into handing him a biscuit every visit. Midfield dominance powered by shortbread. Elite tank. Selection committee didn’t even hesitate… just pointed at the centre square and told one of our EPs Jack “wing mate.”
THE WING 🪽
Sam “Lanky” – Covers more ground than our physios on a double-booked day. Endless running, always finding space… and would 100% ask for his GPS data post-game, question it, then say he could’ve gone harder. Still quietly thinks he could’ve played AFL.
HALF FORWARD 🎯
Mark “Gunners” – Arsenal through and through. Soccer coach turned goal sneak. If it’s inside 50, he’s either scoring… or appealing for a penalty.
INTERCHANGE 🔄
Gail “Sybil” & David “Basil” – The Fawlty Towers pairing. Zero discipline, maximum entertainment. Would argue with the coach mid-game and somehow still win best on ground for vibes.
Jack “Bazlenka” – Blonde ✔️ Headband energy ✔️ Loves Bailey Smith ✔️
Comes on, changes the game up forward, doesn’t explain how. Pure X-factor. Might take a hanger, might take a selfie mid-play.
Donna “Pay Lady” – Most important selection on the list. Controls the pays, controls the club. Also Kaleb’s mum… so let’s just say selection committee was very aligned this week 💸😂
Ray Ray “The Zebra” – Zebras are known for their stripes confusing the opposition… and Ray Ray’s bringing that same energy. Hard to read, always in the right spot, and somehow makes everyone else look second-guessing themselves. Also keeps Kaleb accountable for not running enough 😅
Built by the community, backed by banter… 😂
