23/11/2025
đą Vegan Chocolate Sticky Toffee Pudding (With Benefits & Laughs)
Comfort food that loves you back â unlike your ex or your old gym trainer.
⸝
⨠Why This Recipe Works
This pudding hits that âcozy winter dessertâ vibe without the dairy, cholesterol, or inflammatory surprises hiding in traditional sticky toffee puddings.
Instead of cream + butter + eggs (hello arteries đ), this version uses whole-food plant-based sweetness, healthy fats, fibre, and antioxidants â all wrapped inside gooey chocolate heaven.
⸝
𼣠INGREDIENTS (Serves 6â8)
PUDDING
⢠200 g Medjool dates
⢠250 ml boiling water
⢠1 tsp bicarb soda
⢠120 g coconut sugar
⢠80 ml melted coconut oil
⢠1 tsp vanilla extract
⢠150 g plain flour
⢠40 g cocoa powder
⢠1½ tsp baking powder
⢠Pinch sea salt
⢠120 ml soy or oat milk
⢠Optional: 50 g vegan dark chocolate chips
TOFFEE SAUCE
⢠150 g coconut cream
⢠120 g coconut sugar
⢠2 tbsp maple syrup
⢠1 tsp vanilla
⢠Pinch salt
⢠Optional: 30 g dark chocolate
⸝
đĽ METHOD (With a Bit of Cheek)
1. Wake Up the Dates
Pour boiling water over your chopped dates with the bicarb.
Theyâll foam like a teenager discovering energy drinks â donât panic, thatâs normal.
Mash after 10 minutes.
2. Mix the Wet Stuff
Stir your coconut sugar, melted oil, and vanilla.
It should smell like a tropical holiday your bank balance wonât approve.
3. Combine Everything
Add in the date mixture.
Mix the dry ingredients separately (flour, cocoa, baking powder, salt), then bring everyone together into one happy, sticky family.
4. Bake
Bake at 180°C for 30â35 minutes, until the middle is mostly cooked.
Sticky is good. Sticky is life.
5. Make the Toffee Sauce
Coconut cream + coconut sugar + maple + melt = silky lava of joy.
Add a bit of dark chocolate for drama.
6. Serve
Pour sauce over the warm pudding like youâre baptising it into a higher purpose.
Eat. Smile. Try not to fight anyone for the last scoop.
⸝
đ HEALTH BENEFITS (Yes, Even Dessert Can Be Good for You)
đą 1. Medjool Dates
⢠High in fibre â supports digestion
⢠Natural energy without blood sugar chaos
⢠Antioxidants that help your cells stay young (youâre welcome)
đŤ 2. Cocoa Powder
⢠Rich in polyphenols â heart health
⢠Increases serotonin â dessert = happiness
⢠Anti-inflammatory â your arteries prefer it to dairy chocolate
𼼠3. Coconut Cream & Oil (Used Moderately)
⢠Plant-based fats â no cholesterol
⢠Lauric acid has antimicrobial benefits
⢠Creaminess without the casein (the inflammatory dairy protein linked with mucus, IGF-1 stimulation, and cancer risk)
đž 4. No Eggs, No Dairy
⢠No cholesterol
⢠No saturated animal fats
⢠No growth hormones
⢠No casein (linked to digestive issues and increased inflammation)
⢠No lactose (which 65â90% of adults canât digest anyway)
đ§5. Plant Milk Over Dairy Milk
⢠No antibiotics
⢠No pus cells (yes⌠gross but true⌠and no thanks)
⢠Lower environmental load
⢠Better for digestion
⸝
âŁď¸ TOXINS + INGREDIENTS TO AVOID IN NORMAL STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING
đŤ 1. Dairy Butter
Contains advanced glycation end-products (AGEs) and saturated fat that raises LDL.
Also comes with:
⢠cow hormones
⢠inflammatory casein
⢠cholesterol
⢠environmental baggage
đŤ 2. Heavy Cream
A concentrated source of saturated animal fats.
Your heart whispers: âMate⌠donât.â
đŤ 3. Eggs
High in cholesterol and inflammatory compounds when cooked at high temps.
Also often carry salmonella risks.
đŤ 4. White Refined Sugar
We used coconut sugar + maple for lower GI and minerals.
Regular sugar?
Makes your body go: âWho authorised this?â
đŤ 5. Cheap Margarines
Full of highly processed oils, additives, and sometimes palm oil (rainforest heartbreak).
đŤ 6. Non-Vegan Chocolate
Often contains:
⢠dairy solids
⢠emulsifiers
⢠cheap additives
⢠ethical issues around cocoa farming
⸝
đą FINAL NOTE (With a Wink)
This dessert isnât âhealth food,â but it is a healthier sticky toffee pudding that wonât leave you feeling like you swallowed a brick made of regret.
Eat it slow.
Share it fast.
Or donât share it at all â Iâm not judging.