02/04/2026
EPISODE 6: “Inflight Chaos & a Very Rude Awakening”
With takeoff complete and her legend status firmly established, Brick Nic settled into what she assumed would be a calm, luxurious inflight experience.
She was wrong.
Inflight Life — Opinions Were Had
Once the seatbelt sign switched off, Brick Nic immediately stood up stretched dramatically and announced she would be “having a wander.”
We explained — again — that wandering at 37,000 feet is limited.
She accepted this, sat back down, and turned her attention to the window, pressing her face against it like a child seeing clouds for the first time.
“Look at them all,” she whispered.
“So fluffy. So dramatic. Just like me.”
She spent a solid amount of time critiquing cloud shapes, deciding which ones looked the most Instagram‑worthy.
At one point, during mild turbulence, she clutched her armrest and said:
“THIS wasn’t covered in the safety card.”
The Long‑Haul Realisation
Somewhere over the ocean, reality finally set in.
She slouched in her seat, headphones crooked, eyes half‑closed, suitcase wedged awkwardly under the seat.
“This is a very long way,” she muttered.
We gently asked if she was okay.
She sighed.
“I’ll survive. I always do.”
And then promptly fell asleep mid‑sentence.
Arrival Announced — Excitement Levels Resume
Eventually, the lights came on and the announcement rang out:
“We are beginning our descent.”
Brick Nic sprang awake instantly.
“We’re HERE? Already? I’m READY.”
She re‑packed her bag (despite not unpacking), smoothed her hair, checked her reflection in a dark window, and announced she would “step out refreshed.”
Bold claim.
Touchdown: Welcome to Bangkok
And then… the doors opened.
Brick Nic stepped off the plane.
Paused.
Froze.
Her smile slipped.
Her shoulders sagged.
She looked up at us slowly, sweat already forming, the air thick, warm, and unapologetically humid.
She blinked.
Once.
Twice.
And then said, very clearly:
“…This is NOT Iceland.”
Stay tuned!