21/11/2025
🌒✨ Five Planets in Retrograde… No Wonder You’re Tired ✨🌘
Retrograde season is back, and this time the cosmos said, “Let’s really test their character development.”
Five planets… five… all back-pedalling at once. No wonder your emotions feel like they’re doing the cha-cha.
Here’s what each retrograde actually means — with a little humour so we don’t cry.
🔹 Mercury Retrograde (Nov 9–29)
AKA: “Why did I walk into this room?”
Expect communication glitches, tech tantrums, lost emails, and that one person from 2012 popping up just to test your growth.
Tip: Back up your phone, your laptop, and your sanity.
🔹 Jupiter Retrograde (Nov 11–Mar 11)
AKA: “Sit down, reflect, and stop overcommitting.”
Jupiter normally expands everything — but in retrograde? It shrinks your nonsense.
Perfect for reviewing dreams, goals, businesses, and any “big plans” you’ve been avoiding.
🔹 Saturn Retrograde (Jul 14–Nov 28)
AKA: “Your karmic homework is due.”
Saturn is the strict teacher of the zodiac. During retrograde it asks:
“Have you actually grown… or just been posting inspirational quotes?”
Time to take responsibility and tie up loose ends.
🔹 Neptune Retrograde (Jul 5–Dec 10)
AKA: “The veil is thin… too thin.”
Truths rise, illusions drop, and suddenly your intuition is working overtime.
Great for shadow work, meditation, spiritual clarity — not so great for denial.
🔹 Uranus Retrograde (Sep 6–Feb 4)
AKA: “Plot twist.”
Uranus rules sudden change, rebellion, and big shake-ups.
When retrograde, it turns that energy inward:
“Are you living authentically, or living on auto-pilot?”
Cue the internal revolution.
🌿🔥 So what do you do with all this?
Exactly what these two aunties in the photo are doing — grab the biggest energetic broom you can find and sweep your life clean.
Retrograde season is perfect for:
✨ Shadow work
✨ Journaling
✨ Closing old chapters
✨ Fixing what you’ve avoided
✨ Reviewing your goals
✨ Being gentle with yourself
And if things get chaotic?
Just remember:
It’s not you.
It’s literally five planets moonwalking at the same time.
🙌🏽