The Connection Agency

23/05/2026

I was burning some red-hot sage at Lammermoor Beach the other day to ward of that f*cking MF who keeps preying on women to try and satisfy the deep and dark emptiness he must have inside.

And that got me thinking about the WOO WOO of sageing (or is it spelt saging? .. sagging .... no that's what my b***s do ..... anyway, you get my drift).

Turns out that the WOO WOO of sageing isn't all woo woo. It's true that the burning of sage has been practiced by innumerable indigenous and non-indigenous groups and cultures across the world in sacred ceremonies to cleanse spaces, renew energy and all the awesome woo woo things. BUT a recent study published in the Journal of Ethnopharmacology has found that burning sage indoors can reduce air borne bacteria by as much as 94%, with some effects lasting well beyond the activity of the burning itself.

Scientists have proven that the naturally occurring compounds released during the burning of sage contribute to strong antimicrobial properties that MASSIVELY reduce airborne bacteria in our homes, offices or any other indoor spaces.

That's pretty cool given we live in a place that gets really humid sometimes - triggering mould and other bacteria in our homes to have their own little party. Now I'm not saying sageing kills mould ... but it has just been proven to really tidy up the quality of air in your home.

It is important that you have the windows open so the sh*t quality air can escape with the smoke, so you don't go and hot house yourself with lots of dead bacteria floating around inside.

So this is super cool news ... and then when you add the WOO WOO of it ... cleansing out the energies that have got to go, clearing sacred spaces ......and however else you use it ... its pretty cool!

So, next time your anti woo woo friends give you grief about sageing, you can hit them with some science and tell them to 🖕🖕off.

Sometimes I use sage in my sessions with clients when its needed to really clear things away for them, not always just sometimes. So not only are they getting an energy clearing, but I'm also cleaning up any airborne fu***rs floating about in my clinic.

* image below is of my new sage gun that I'll be using for all the woo woo haters and also that creep at Lammermoor. Remember people, if you wanna turn up with shade, the hate on your horns is all about you, and nothing about me. Namaste

21/05/2026

My post the other day caused quite the stir, both in good and bad ways. Alot of people reached out wanting to know more about what I do. A few people took the opportunity to try and project their sh*tty world onto me while I'm just here doing my thing, helping people.

So, here's a little unhinged bio I've whipped up with nothing but a happy soul and a little 🖕to the haters 🤣.

Samm 👉 Channeler of WOO WOO - Owner of some super magic hands for broken bodies - Compassion dealer to the emotionally distraught - Harbinger of positive change

I play with energy, I heal, I bring joy and I definitely get excited about feathers and crystals.

I'm part healer, part dealer of support and compassion, definitely on the wild spirit side, love loud vibey music. Also widely known for caring and supporting others whilst concurrently not taking s**t and doing things my way.

Do you need a f*cking cuppa and a bex to deal with the world???

I'm ya girl.

Don't even know where to start in trying to fix the steaming pile of crap you may have been dealt?

I'm ya girl!

Clinically proven side effects of a session with me:

🙌 feelings of joy
🙌 getting off the table and saying things like "f*ckn hell, I feel amazing .... or "I can't explain how I feel but .. wow" ... I also hear "incredible"...... ALOT

Currently accepting clients who:

👉 Can't even verbalise where to start about where they are at
👉 Know they need something but have no idea what
👉 Feel broken and need a safe space to land ... you're welcome to just walk in and f*cking fall apart (it happens and I am soooo cool with it)
👉 People who also just wants a fckn GREAT massage (you don't HAVE to be broken)
👉 Male and Female clients




And if you're one of my clients, jump on and let me know how I've helped ... your support might just give someone who's struggling the confidence to reach out.

And if you're one of those really unhappy people that have to throw shade.................. just know that when you turn up with hate on your horns ... its all about you and nothing about me 🤣

I'm here for all the broken

📞0494 568028

19/05/2026

💫2.5 hour "you time" reset session OR a simple 1 hour of remedial, sports injury or relaxation massage.

You chose ..

🤲Appointments available for end of May and early June now.

👇0494 568028

19/05/2026

A question I get asked ALOT when clients come for their session is ... what the hell is a PEMF mat and what does it do? A key reason I include it in my sessions is the Adenosine and ANTI INFLAMMTION connection.

An important part of inflammation reduction and control is through the molecule Adenosine, which is a building block for RNA (Ribonucleic Acid which is crucial for all cells as its carries out the instructions of the DNA), as well as being part of the energy molecule ATP (Adenosine Triphosphate) which is known as the 'molecular unit of currency" as its found in all forms of life as is part of cellular energy production.

Clinical studies have shown that PEMF therapy reduces inflammation in the body. Simple, effective, non-invasive and when you couple this with my 2.5-hour treatment including a far infra-red sauna, full body massage and reiki .... the effects are AMAZING. Down regulate, reduce stress .... feel fu***ng amazing as one client put it :-).

Limited spots available now
2.5 hours to reset, breathe and deeply relax.
Space held with care and compassion
Private Clinic
$220

14/05/2026

I gotta call myself out on my own bulls**t. I've been thinking long and hard these last 2 weeks after a few really fu***ng powerful sessions with a new client (👻you know who you are, your ancestral nanna didn't need to break s**t to get my attention lol). It was a strong message.

So ..... why have I been skirting around the non-physical side of what I do. There - I did it again ...... "non-physical side" .... FFS......🤦‍♀️

Because it's s**tting me only telling half of my story .... and I am mostly to blame, by skirting around what it is I do, how I connect with clients, how powerful sessions can be, what clients experience, what I work with and how it transforms.

I didn't have a problem telling everyone how good I was in the fuc*ing uptight, toxic, corporate world so why in the heck am I minimising my work now when I am doing the most valuable work I've ever done?

So, f**k it ... I am going to name it .............. WOO WOO.

It's the s**t we used to live by before it all got monetised, made into coaching sessions and online courses. It's what we trusted before we were indoctrinated into only valuing things that could be measured, replicated and monetised.

WOO WOO guided every part of lives and how we lived not so long ago - moon cycles, seasons, signs, rituals, symbols, connection with spirit, messages from spirit, working with the land's energy, alchemy, intuition, women's circles, men's business, our own internal deep-rooted intelligence .... all the things.

WOO WOO is the opposite of living like a fuc*ing upscaled, auto formulating spreadsheet that just spits out answers in response to a repetitive, acceptable, formula.

WOO WOO is the the fuc*ing opposite of living like productivity, perfection, performance, outer beauty and living our life in accordance with other people's expectations is the only way.

I've spent YEARS and I mean years, quietly and mostly alone, developing my gifts, trusting them, playing with how they work, trying to understand some of the magic that I see happen when I put my hands on my clients when they turn up in all their beautiful brokenness.

So here you go.

Yes I work with spirit
Yes I work with energy
Yes I work with ritual
Yes I work with signs and symbols
Yes I work with intuition

Importantly, everything I do is ONLY and EVER based in the highest good.

So there, fu*k it, I am all that.
And more.

And I do it to help others, and to help myself, I do it to help us live our best lives, to help us remember we are enough, to help us break out of cycles that crush us, that wring every fuc*ing piece of joy out of us.

No more minimising
No more skirting
A life of hiding, of bulls**tting, is a life hiding.

So, I promise to be eccentrically, beautifully and joyfully me.

I've lived through fire, I've lived through being dead inside, I've lived through abuse and heartbreak and abandonment and trauma beyond most people's imagination.

My survival is my right to be exactly who I am.

My knowledge is my power and I share it carefully and openly.

Sharing my gifts, will never deplete them, it will only make them stronger

I'm done with living up to anything that's not my highest potential.

Love Samm
❤️

11/05/2026

Guys struggle too, a lot. This client 👇 turned up for “just” a massage. He walked away with a real and life changing shift.

All my massage treatments involve energy work … and it meets you where you’re at. It’s real and it personalised to you.

If you’re struggling or “running on vapour” as my hubby calls it …. reach out, I’m here to help with zero judgement, just care and compassion to help you shift to where you want to be, out of where you’re stuck.

Massages start from $120

05/05/2026

Feeling blue, flat, maybe even seriously blugghhh …. and like all the time, not just passing moods? Maybe youre Struggling with being stuck in emotions (anxiety, depression, greif) you cant shift, feeling like “i just cant”. Every bloody morning you wake up feeling the same?

My sessions bring on REAL shifts for my clients… only this week Kathy said “How you going today sunshine, you know you are powerful right? Im releasing the old me and seeing who I am ….. and for me it so energetic and happy and intensely in the moment”

My sessions are designed to deeply down regulate you, from the far infra red sauna, to the curated audio, to the head to toe massage to the PEMF mat, but its also a session full of energy work, to help you shift, heal and receive what you need.

In May, as the weather changes - affecting our mood and skin im adding a freebie to my 2.5 hour session of bliss 🙌

Youll also receive a Near-infrared (NIR) facial treatment using specifically 830nm–1072nm light, which

✅ penetrates deeply into the skin to stimulate fibroblast activity,
✅ clinically proven to boost collagen and elastin production for improved firmness and elasticity.
✅ non-invasive therapy
✅ enhances cellular oxygenation, lowers inflammation, and accelerates healing

My books are now open so if you’d like to give your face a little love 💕, drop me a message to book your session

2.5 hours just for YOU to shift, feel better ….. feel more like the old you

$220
📞 0494568028

23/04/2026

Falling apart doesn’t always look dramatic, but if it does, that’s ok. As women, we were often raised to “be quiet, be nice, and whatever you do don’t be dramatic”. To some, simply witnessing our true feelings looks dramatic.

We were told that showing our emotions make us “too much”. Often we never even had a chance to grow into - and discover - who we are, before they told us who we should be.

So ultimately, we’ve probably all spent alot of time being who we were told we ”should be” and denying ourselves the time and space to define ourselves, our boundaries and our truth.

Well, f**k that I say.

I’ve learnt that truly being able to be yourself often causes massive shifts. When we shift, changes occur in many dynamics and often there is pressure to revert to what is acceptable to others - we make ourselves small, we shut up - and in this we sacrifice our own truth and our own needs.

My recent clients have turned up with things like :

“I don’t even know if I feel anything”

“I’m on the merry go round of psychologist and prescriptions and nothing is working and I just feel worse than I did before”

“I can’t carry this all anymore”

“I’m full of so much grief and anxiety I don’t even know where to start”

All of this is ok. Being able to speak your truth here, is ok. Showing up wherever you are is truly ok, I’ll meet you where you are at.

❤️ 2.5 hour sessions
❤️ starting at $220
❤️ private and safe place to let go, speak up, fall apart and start to unpack where you want to be

📞 0494568028 or message below.

23/04/2026