St. Ambrose Funeral Home INC.

St. Ambrose Funeral Home INC. We are a Licenced funeral home, servicing the entire Bahamas from Grand Bahama to Inagua!

24/02/2026

In the sight of the unwise they seem to die; and their departure is taken for misery and there going from us utter destruction, but they are in peace. (Wisdom 3 vs 3-4)

Ms. Barbara Dorsette May her soul rest in peace...

Although I am of the view someone stole my idea this is what I consider service.Great job to the funeral practitoners..
24/02/2026

Although I am of the view someone stole my idea this is what I consider service.

Great job to the funeral practitoners..

This article is spot on, I mean no harm but my comments are meant to assist; When I worked in Atlanta, a Haitian/America...
16/02/2026

This article is spot on, I mean no harm but my comments are meant to assist; When I worked in Atlanta, a Haitian/American embalmer from New York, Fabio showed me the heart tap and I have been using it ever since.

Warning, do not tap that heart unless you have built pressure in the body by first injecting arterial fluid. I disagree with inserting one trocar 1"-1 1/2 into the right ventricle. you just need to Pierce the heart wall and let gravity take it from there. If you push to far or you insert at the wrong angle, you will collapse the Arch of the Aorta, once you do that basically you will have to 6 point. Don't be dismayed I collapsed the arch of the aorta so many times until I mastered it, so no worries...

But to describe how to conduct the tap. use the analogy of a basket ball player tapping the ass of his colleague to say good shot, or you see your girl and "pap" you tap the ass to hard, you can be charged with assault, too soft your a clown, hence you have to figure it out.

After several mess up you will get it, the main advantage you will have a more natural color...

You cannot consider yourself a true master of embalming unless you’ve mastered the heart ❤️ tap.

Tapping the Right Ventricle of the Heart ♥️ to drain the blood 🩸 from the body requires a masters skill set.

I make sure I have a sharp trocar tip and enter the abdominal cavity approximately two inches below the sternum and one inch to the left of midline. Insert the instrument slowly and deliberately, maintaining control and proper angle. Advance straight inward at first, then redirect the tip upward toward the region aligned with the right ear lobe. Pe*****te the diaphragm and continue until you reach and pierce the pericardium.

Once I’ve pushed past the pericardium, I advance the internal rod to locate the ♥️ heart. When contact with the heart is felt, I gently withdraw the rod slightly while keeping the trocar aimed toward the right ear reference point. I gently advance the trocar into the heart approximately 1–1½ inches. This technique is hard to explain. I hope this makes sense. Here are some tips to help.

💀Pro Tip: Insert the trocar with controlled, intentional pressure rather than force.

💀Pro Tip: Applying a small amount of soap to the insertion site can help the trocar glide smoothly through tissue, improving control and reducing resistance.

This is an advanced method and not recommended for novice embalmers. Master the heart tap after mastering the art of raising and draining from the jugular vein.

Hope you like this week’s tip! For more tips visit: https://nxtgen.gumroad.com/l/emb-tips-revealed-vol-1

Until next week happy embalming 💀🖤⚰️💌

New York has the toughest regulatory unit for funeral service in the United States.The Bahamas has no regulatory regime,...
11/02/2026

New York has the toughest regulatory unit for funeral service in the United States.The Bahamas has no regulatory regime, hence we are left to do what ever we feel.

Shee I tell you 2 open secrets in the Bahamas funeral industry
There are funeral homes in The Bahamas who offer cheap cremation services, after the service the body is placed on a table until the next service then the cycle continues to cover cost of the first service. This is why it takes two weeks to get ashes... At times you get a bag of cement as ashes…

That is if you are lucky! "It gets juicy ." Every week ministry of works sell grave plots on the western side of Southern Cemetery, Cowpen Road, that is near the wall.
"Nah hear the jokes." Those plots have unregistered bodies in them. That is why the graves are only 3-4 feet deep during burials. I wonder where those unregistered bodies came from... Hmmmm🥹
Oops that slipped.

24/01/2026

Deuteronomy 20:4 – “For the Lord your God is the one who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies.”

View of Mr. Christopher Mott Jr..

23/01/2026

Viewing of Mr. Christopher Mott Jr.

The Lord trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.” Psalms 115 vs 5-6

Sheee don’t tell anyone, at 60 there were multiple occasions where you were almost killed, or about to kill someone. But...
08/01/2026

Sheee don’t tell anyone, at 60 there were multiple occasions where you were almost killed, or about to kill someone. But God, Ooh Halleujah, if I succumb to that urge. Lock up the 2 persons at my left add Sam Morley, keith Bell, Vernon Lopez, Aunt Glo, Christina Galanos and Gurth knowles they have the body or the smoking gun. I trust them…
They were there for me through thick and thin..
Opps that slipped out.

Morticians: WE are the first to pick you up, and the last to let you down...
27/12/2025

Morticians: WE are the first to pick you up, and the last to let you down...

17/12/2025

Being a Mortician is like being a Lawyer, you do not remember the practitioner unless something goes terribly wrong.
I have come to flip the script, she has got it right. So while you are celebrating the 2025-2026 Junkanoo Champions the Valley Boys..

Remember it was one Christina Galanos that saved the day
Who are we "Dah Valley!"
They could not have found a better lawyer...

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