St. Ambrose Funeral Home INC.

St. Ambrose Funeral Home INC. We are a Licenced funeral home, servicing the entire Bahamas from Grand Bahama to Inagua!

17/04/2026

Wisdom 3:1–8, it says:

“The souls of the righteous are in the hand of God…
They will shine and will dart about as sparks through stubble.
They will judge nations and rule over peoples, and the Lord will reign over them forever.”

Ms. Louise Dean, I called her mom for almost 40 years.
She believed in me.
May her soul rest in peace…

RE: Loyalty is Key! I am appalled of the actions of the F.N.M. in this particular scenario. I am not being political, ju...
16/04/2026

RE: Loyalty is Key!

I am appalled of the actions of the F.N.M. in this particular scenario. I am not being political, just showing there track record on loyalty.
Looking at this picture a very familiar passage of scripture, Luke 17 vs 11-19, you know, where Jesus healed 10 leapers.

“Pa Cox” the proprietor of Rock of Ages Funeral Chapel, needed a body embalmed, this was after I left Rock Of Ages Funeral Chapel. When he called, I responded, if that is your problem you do not have a problem. When I showed up, he said "Of the 10 leapers healed only one returned, to say thanks." I know he was referencing the proprietors of the 10 funeral homes through out The Bahamas who got there start at Rock of Ages, but never got a chance to say thank- you. Actually 9, I was appreciative of Mr. Cox and his family during my stint there...

But anyhow, back to my plot;
Do you remember the myriad of persons Mr. Minnis helped, not only those in front line politics, but the supporting staff. Only one returned, Mr. Wells. All the other c**k suckers, opps that slipped, I meant persons whom he breath life into their careers abandoned him. They the F.N.M, would rather nominate every one, I mean persons who are marginal in their personal and business life were nominated. The only crime Mr. Minnis committed, they felt they should go in a different direction come hell or high-water.

But wait.
Of all the persons who helped my sorry ass up when I was down, the worst singer in all of Nassau, Mr. Sidney Sawyer. He and Mr. Bethel, gave me a stint at Bethel’s Brothers Funeral Home. I kid you not if you have the money you will get top notch service. It was there, the bell went off in my head. On numerous occasions, I thanked the late Mr. Paul Janore the greatest embalmer The Bahamas has ever seen, whom, from I was 13 years old give me numerous dodge magazines on embalming, to read. Finally it was my mentor Keith McSweeney who encourage me to go to mortuary school, just when I was about to give up.

This is the only candidate I will dirty my mouth with and have a conversation about tabling the Mortuary Bill 2026.
Loyalty is KEy, I guess some people are willing to FAFO

Ambrose

If that body did not wash up she is not in the water. Can we use drones on the surrounding cays to see if the earth was ...
11/04/2026

If that body did not wash up she is not in the water. Can we use drones on the surrounding cays to see if the earth was unearth, or we are looking for a g*thering of flies..

There is no such thing as a perfect crime.

I am thinking he has thrown us off the scent by saying she fell over board.

Brian Ho**er will remain in custody for an additional 72 hours after investig*tors secured an extension under Section 19 of the Criminal Procedure Code.

The extension will give authorities more time to continue their ongoing investig*tion as inquiries remain incomplete.

Tissue gas is a mortician worst enemy. To understand the effects, picture a dead dog on the side of the road that is swo...
09/04/2026

Tissue gas is a mortician worst enemy. To understand the effects, picture a dead dog on the side of the road that is swollen. This is what tissue gas does to every living creature.

The temperature of the water speeds up, or deaccelerates the severity of the bacteria side effects bloating, or swelling of tissues- that translate to bouncy. Depending on the temperature of the water, determines how long before it floats to the surface.

The fact the body has not floated to the surface, is a clear indication that something is very fishy.

But wait, if she was fasten to a block or anchor the extremity shall detach from the body. It's just a matter of time.

That my friend is the smoking gun...

The next time you go to a viewing and the body looks bloated simply mean the embalmer did not use sufficient quantity of embalming fluid, or the solution was to weak and boom bacteria is having a feast right before your eye...

There is no such thing as a perfect crime...

Ambrose...

BREAKING: The husband of missing American woman Lynette Ho**er has been arrested in connection with murder, Assistant Commissioner of Police Advardo Dames confirmed.

Authorities say the arrest came after investig*tors completed their inquiry into the circumstances surrounding Ho**er’s disappearance at sea in Abaco.

Ho**er was reported missing after allegedly falling overboard while traveling by dinghy near Elbow Cay.

Search efforts had since transitioned into a recovery operation.

If it swims the seven seas or it walks upon the earth, "Ole Ambidousius" can embalm it.I trip-out about my super powers,...
06/04/2026

If it swims the seven seas or it walks upon the earth, "Ole Ambidousius" can embalm it.

I trip-out about my super powers, embalming

No job too big or small.

Ambrose
The embalming maestro!

Just peeping in on my Boi, Cassius over there at Divine Mortuary, Trinidad and Tobago.Big shout out, Sir...Ambrose
04/04/2026

Just peeping in on my Boi, Cassius over there at Divine Mortuary, Trinidad and Tobago.
Big shout out, Sir...

Ambrose

I kid you not, college life was "Lit"
03/04/2026

I kid you not, college life was "Lit"

An open letter to the Prime Minister of The Commonwealth of The Bahamas.Mr. Davis; Since a picture paints a thousand wor...
01/04/2026

An open letter to the Prime Minister of The Commonwealth of The Bahamas.

Mr. Davis;

Since a picture paints a thousand words, take a look at this. There you would see narratives of indignity the average Bahamian shall endure, upon the death of a love one. The young and old hiding from the weather elements waiting to identify their deceased love ones. The mortuary community does not hold this against you, because the rules are different in your circle, the elites, but your circle cannot vote you in.

Can you provide tents and chairs as soon as possible for grieving families, so the elderly can sit. In addition, can you create a funeral czar to address the parameters of licensed and bootleg morticians. The bootleg undertakers thrive under this anarchy so much so we call” this area “The Auction.”

The state of the morgue through-out The Bahamas is another pressing matter that needs your attention. I have visited every single one and I report to you the conditions are bad.
In Nassau, the morgue malfunctions every 4-6 months. The dead lie on the floor, or on top of each other. In South Andros, they put their dead in the clinic bath-tub covered in ice bags. In Central Eleuthera, there is no morgue. South Eleuthera ,they use the services of the local funeral home. In Inagua, they put there dead in a deep freezer. In Cat Island, I have collected deceased persons who were placed on the clinic floor covered in ice bags. In North Andros the cooler is a den for clostridia myonecrosis, also know as “Tissue Gas.”

I share a horrific story of my last episode in North Andros. $2000.00 is the first cost spent on transportation a family had to pay for one way journey from Andros to Nassau. Simply because, a young arrogant doctor decides she was not signing a death certificate after hours. She knew, nor did she care the transport plane sat on the airport tar mat. When she got over her power tantrum the following day, she signed the death certificate before lunch time. True to form, when I got the body to the funeral home, bubbles were escaping the mouth of the decease. God help me if I did not know what to do…

Five years ago, you promised you would implement legislation for the mortuary community to address such anomalies. We the morticians believed you and drafted legislation and delivered it to your legal department. Five years later, feeling disenfranchised, the average mortician is betting on Mrs. Penn Mackey to win her seat in Southern Shores, to foster change in the funeral sector.
I do not like Mrs. Penn Mackey, so I ask you humbly, first to keep your covenant as outlined in the “Speech from the Throne,” this would help us, and by extension the Bahamian people.
If you decide to reopen the house, consider putting our legislation to the house, PLEASE.

Personally, I prefer death, than to walk into Mrs. Penn Mackey office to discuss the issue addressed in the letter.

Ambrose W. Gibson L.F.D.E.

Ever had that one friend who would show up wanting to talk, and you drop every thing and listened. On this occasion, he ...
29/03/2026

Ever had that one friend who would show up wanting to talk, and you drop every thing and listened.

On this occasion, he showed up and we went to lunch. We had the Rack of Lamb. I can hear him saying to the waitress, give me more pepper, I like pepper.

After lunch, I reached into my ass pocket to pay. He laughed and said "Relax I make more money than you, I g*t this."

Prior to his passing, he provided wisdom, knowledge and understanding to difficult situations I had in the mortuary profession, at any hour.

Rest in peace my dear friend, confidant and Master Mortician
Mr. Mack

My N***a! ( A respectful phrase stolen from Denzil Washington performance in the movie “Training Day”)

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