01/13/2026
“K.R. Wilson’s Stan On Guard is a genre-bending, time-warping triumph that hurls immortal wisecracker Stan-formerly Ishtanu - through 3,000 years of civilization, from Troy to Toronto, armed with biting wit and zero tolerance for human nonsense. But when a vengeful Trojan princess resurfaces, ancient heartbreak and mythic justice come crashing into the present. Fiendishly clever, razor-sharp, and fiercely original, this is a daring tale of historical vengeance, speculative science, and the absurdity of living forever.”
-Wayne Ng, author of Johnny Delivers
We can’t wait for people to get their hands on this thrilling tale by Leacock Award long-listed author, KR Wilson.
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More about Stan On Guard, forthcoming with Guernica Editions on March 1, 2026.
This is an equally thrilling, clever, and heart-wrenching story that explores the sweep of human conflict, creativity and communion across the centuries.
Ishtanu (call him Stan) is a Hittite immortal keeping his head down in Toronto and recounting some of his experiences. Tróán is an immortal Trojan princess who thought she’d killed Stan in post-war Berlin but who now knows he survived. Yes, technically Stan can die. He has just managed not to for 3200 years.
As their stories braid together toward a final reckoning they take us through a subversive retelling of the Odysseus story, the resistance of pagan Lithuania against Papal crusaders, the decline of Friedrich Nietzsche in a German clinic, the arts scene in belle epoque Paris, and the descent of Europe into the horrors of the Great War.
Strap in.
Stan On Guard is the follow-up to K. R. Wilson’s tragical-comical-historical novel Call Me Stan: A Tragedy in Three Millennia, which was long-listed for the 2022 Leacock Medal for Humour.