04/12/2026
Mother’s Day is May 10th.
Mother’s Day Preorders — Limited Drop 🔥
These WILL sell out.
Amazing soothing and relaxing scent for your mom who put up with your questionable choices and bad attitude.
COASTAL SUNRISE
Fragrance Notes:
Top: Coconut Water, Sea Salt Strawberry
Mid: Candied Rose, Pear Blossom, Waterlily
Base: Saltwater Taffy, Blonde Woods, Sheer Musks
Small-batch pours only — because clean, quality candles aren’t mass produced… and neither are moms like yours.
Why these hit different:
• 100% soy wax (no fillers, no nonsense)
• Phthalate & paraben-free fragrances
• Cleaner burn = less indoor air irritation
• Crackling wood wick for that calm, cozy vibe
So no… it’s not “just a candle.”
It’s a better-for-you burn she can actually feel good about lighting every day.
And the labels? Yeah… we went there:
– “Mom, you were right about a lot of sht.”*
– “My favourite child gave me this candle.”
– “Life is hard, but at least your children aren’t ugly.”
– “Great Job Mom! I’m f**kin’ awesome!”
– “Mom’s last nerve. (Oh look, it’s on fire.)”
– “Happy Mother’s Day. Love: Your favourite pain in the ass.”
Preorders close soon (or earlier when we sell out — which is likely).
Skip the last-minute panic buy.
Skip the flowers that die in 3 days.
Give her something she’ll actually use, laugh at, and low-key show off.
👉 Secure yours now before they’re gone.
Thoughtful. Useful. Actually funny.
And better for her home.
