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Dr. Caligula's House of Rhinoplasty and Live Bait

Doctors Caligula, Larry, and O'Harpenshankarvensteinerson ensure the utmost professionalism every time they replace your nose with a live earthworm.

Dr. Caligula's spacious dungeon is in an easy to find location, and is tastefully decorated with the most innovative mexican post-modernist interpretive design. We frequently get compliments on our stylish razor-sharp portcullis.

10/23/2024

Sigh... a brief snapshot of the inside of my brain. If you don't feel you've been warned, change that.

08/30/2024

Hi, everybody! So, I've got the Bridge of Weasels at the printer's, and in an ideal world, it will be ready for the Spotlight on ME at Wayside comics on September 7th! In any case, I will have the rest of my fine novels, so if you're one of those lucky few who read one of them and are lookin' for a sequel fix, I can help!!! It runs from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Main Street in Newmarket, and all the cool kids/ literary geniuses are going!

08/19/2024

Plowing through the editing on The Bridge of Weasels, I just might squeak this one through on time. For those of you who have not read the other five books in the Oubliette series, pick 'em up at Goblets & Goblins or Wayside Comics in Newmarket, or get hold of me directly. For the electronically minded, you can get the e-books on Amazon.

08/09/2024

To all who love my juicy novels: THE BRIDGE OF WEASELS IS FINISHED. I've already started Edits #1, #2, and #3, and am hard at work on the cover art. I'm on (my weird and nonstandard way of doing things) schedule to go to print by the end of the month. Hopefully sooner! :D

07/31/2024

Reminder to all those intelligent and tasteful people who read my books: they're all available in paperback at Goblets & Goblins on Leslie St., and at Wayside Comics on Main St., both in Newmarket. Or you can check out my web site or contact me directly. ..
To those of you who do not read my books: smarten up!

07/02/2024

I got my time in at the Main Street Canada Day event; sold a bunch of books, made a few bucks, and had a bit of fun. Now that I'm home, fed, and re-combobulated, I'm taking a bit of time to reward myself with a nice cold beer, a pat on the head, and a cookie. Next book event (as the plan stands right now) is in early September, when I release the Bridge of Weasels. I'll post the official event thingy when I want to punch my computer slightly less.

06/26/2024

Hey, everybody! I just got my vendor's grimoire over the interwebs, and the Extremely Large Publishing booth is going to be across the street from Wayside Comics and the Olde Village Inn. I'll be loaded down with a plethora of awesome books, and I am super excited to sell them to you DIRT CHEAP. Failing that, drop by and say hi, you'll feel extra Canadian!

P.S. : I'm still working on The Bridge of Weasels, which should be ready REALLY, REALLY SOON. More on that later!

06/17/2024

To those of you in the southern Ontario neck of the woods, I am appearing twice in the near future to plug my lovely science fiction and fantasy books. First, I am taking part in The Bookshelf, a local author event glommed onto the Newmarket Farmer's Market and the WCYR, this approaching Saturday (the 22nd) on the Riverwalk Commons.

Also of note, I'll be appearing solo at the Main Street Newmarket Canada Day event... same deal, only with live music and more patriotism.

Lastly, I am aiming to release my new book, The Bridge of Weasels, at Wayside on August 10th! This will finish off my six-part fantasy series, The Oubliette, so all your excuses are null and void.

For those who can't make any of these events (shame on you), I have all my titles in stock at Goblets & Goblins, and Wayside Comics (both also in Newmarket), the e-books are on Amazon, or you can contact me directly.

Those who do not attend will be assumed to have cooties.

06/09/2024

To everyone with a single literary bone in their body: The Bookshelf is back at the Newmarket Farmer's Market, in a couple of weeks. In spite of their best judgement and good taste, I'll be there along with a slew of other local writers. Get your butts out there and buy some really amazing books! June 22nd, at the Riverwalk Commons just off Main Street.

To those of you who need additional excitement, I'll also be appearing at the Main Street Canada Day event, with all my most fantastic books. You really should be there, it's a hoot and it's patriotic and it'll annoy Trudeau.

To those of you who STILL can't get enough, I'll also be making an appearance at Wayside Comics on August 10th (also on Main Street Newmarket), where I'm hoping to have all my great books and possibly even a shiny new one! (gasp!) That's right, if my ridiculous plan comes to fruition I'll have Bridge of Weasels done by then, and you can purchase the entire Oubliette series in one go so I can finally shut up about it.

Don't worry if you forget a bit, I'm not likely to be quiet about all of this. It's not in my nature. Crap, I'd better get back to writing!!!

06/03/2024

During the past three or four decades, a single thought has consumed me, and yet success on this subject has eluded me... until now. The thought was thus: to recover a song that I heard only once, one that has haunted my dreams and stirred my soul despite decades of absence.

Found it on Youtube.

Be warned. You all know me, and what these words might mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZS9zcigdSI

05/02/2024

A batch of photos from the Newmarket Renaissance faire this past weekend. Once again, thanks to Laura Author-artistpoet for being my official photographer. Mostly me signing books and acting like you can't take me anywhere. I have video, too, but I need to download some stuff to play them, so more on that later.

04/29/2024

Me and Laura Author-artistpoet at the Newmarket Renaissance Fair shlepping my books (I ripped off the photo from Newmarket Today). I did pretty well in sales, but the weather was not kind to us. It was a blast anyway! Thanks again to Goblets and Goblins for setting the thing up.

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Newmarket, ON

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