Madame Euphrosyne

02/25/2024

Performed with Black Sheep Comedy Productions

11/04/2023

Kegels of steel!! (aka v***a of steel) check out clip from the full length infomercial 😂

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSF7xx3rJChAzSQUk1-qV01Ln7r-TPkR3?si=mMebaTZUvO8lKByt

https://youtu.be/NXunyeOdeyk?si=AKZHiwPqCBYh1skw

41 seconds · Clipped by The Joyful Yogini · Original video "Madame Euphrosyne’s V***a of steel. Flabby v***a be gone!" by The Joyful Yogini

10/22/2023

Ok so i knew he was kinky…

https://youtu.be/sETFyDDIWxY?si=10qfzew3Sl_h9oBb

Here’s a clip from my stand up routine

Madame Euphrosyne performing at The Power of Menopause event at the Hilton Toronto/Markham Suites Conference Centre and Spa.“My first date since separation I...

09/03/2021

The Joyful Yogini (Jacquie) pulls cards to give us an idea of what to expect with the coming energies.

06/20/2021

Relax into this 25 minute guided meditation. You don't need to know how to meditate. Simply breath and listen to my voice. This meditation will offer healing vibrational energy coming from my the words, my voice, from source and from mother earth energy. The masculine has been wounded from messages....

06/11/2021

Join Madame Euphrosyne Goddess of Joy and The Joyful Yogini for a fun, sexy episode about kinks. Different kinks, benefits of kinks, fulfilling your kinks...all that and more. We'd love to hear from you. What are your kinks?

05/28/2021

The Joyful Yogini created an audio recording to assist in calming your body and mind to prepare for sleep. It will be as if The Joyful Yogini is tucking you into bed. Cheers to great sleep. xo

01/29/2021

The Joyful Yogini

01/19/2021

Frankincense essential oil: helps to calm your mind, release worry, deflect negative energy, ground, good for meditation.

01/08/2021

Join me today for a channeled healing meditation at 12:30pm EST.

Join me for a channeled healing meditation. I will go with the flow of what is needed for the collective. My intention is to do a full chakra healing and to integrate the incredibly energy that has been downloaded into our systems and onto our planet. I will simply go with the flow of where I'm guid...

01/08/2021

Enjoy this the Light'n Podcast episode about what 2021 will be like. https://lightnup.podbean.com/e/what-will-2021-be-like/

In this episode we do a reading for 2021 and pull cards for Health, love and relationships, career etc... Enjoy!!...

01/02/2021

This weekend you’ll need to put your leadership skills in action. You have teachings to share and you will be heard. Also, at some points during the weekend you will be the student. Be open to which ever role you need to play 💕🌸

12/31/2020

Join the show live this Friday 12:30pm est to find out what 2021 will bring. Anyone joining live can request a reading. https://www.podbean.com/lsw/2G3mUGEsEm?lsid=WxLb5i0puz9. .

Madame Euphrosyne and the Joyful Yogini will do an extensive reading for 2021. Anyone joining live can request a reading once the collective reading is completed. We'll pull cards for love and relationships, finances, career, and health.

12/31/2020

What’s happening with your career in 2021? Change of environment! Your intuition is strong. Go after what presents!! Dolphin reassures a positive outcome with creativity, play and fertility. 2021 is a great year for your career to flourish 💕🌸

12/30/2020

Love & Relationships: abundance in love and relationships is available to you. It’s time to cleanse your body and don’t get wrapped up in a fantasy world that is not truly want you want. Connect with your heart and your inner passions. Focus on your heart’s desire and trust it is unfolding. Your LUCK is strong right now.

12/26/2020

Some holiday comedy for you. Enjoy ✌️🥰🎄

The a Joyful Yogini’s character Madame Euphrosyne puts some big juicy balls in her mouth. You might just giggle, snicker or gaphaw😆✌️

12/24/2020

Honour the cycles of your body, mind and spirit. Just like the moon has cycles so do you. When your tired, rest, when you are inspired take action. Delegate things today don’t get bogged down with two many tasks. Take on what you can handle, the rest, let go. 💕

12/22/2020

Let go of the past. Choose the direction you want your life to go. Everyday you have a new opportunity to create amazingness in your life. A gift of money is on its way! How awesome is that?? I love this card. Your income is increasing. Be open to receive. Find joy when working with your finances . If you want to book a one on one session, let me know 👍💕 past