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GIVE ME A YEEHAWWWW FOLKS!!! IM BACK B***** (babies)!!I’m your host NOT Jimmy Fallon and this is NOT the Jimmy Fallon sh...
26/06/2023

GIVE ME A YEEHAWWWW FOLKS!!! IM BACK B***** (babies)!!

I’m your host NOT Jimmy Fallon and this is NOT the Jimmy Fallon show. 

There, there, I know, I know. You’ve missed me, and while I was on my prolonged milk buying trip I also missed you too my younglings. You’ve been working so hard haven’t you?? Congrats! You survived finals, and what better way to celebrate (a month late) than to indulge in your classic favorite Connect-U event Art Night UwU ™ 

Ahem. This is the part where you clap for me and scream in excitement as you fantasize about how great of a time you’ll have ;) You, yes you my friend, will have the grand privilege of embracing Martin’s voice for at least an hour on June 30th at 8PM in the Connect-U discord server (DM us or Martin if you need the link) as we draw very family friendly (please stop being down bad) content on a huge canvas.

Picasso WHO? Starry Night WHERE?
Martinangelo and you will enjoy quite a stellar night *wink*
Draw me like one of your french girls *winks again*
Don’t keep me waiting *oh nvm it’s not a wink my eye is twitching in excitement thinking about us together* (with rizz)

Kind regards,

Martini
Student Number: 1007194786
Discord: m4rt1n_0n1yf4n5

What’s popping gang? It has been long since we last locked eyes, since we last— oh wait yes I probably shouldn’t open up...
22/03/2023

What’s popping gang? It has been long since we last locked eyes, since we last— oh wait yes I probably shouldn’t open up with a fanfic each time I suppose. In fact, perhaps I should be more formal and professional.

AHEM

Greetings citizens of Connect-U,

I hope this Instagram post finds you well. I am writing to you today to inform you of the formal event that Connect-U™️ will be hosting on March 24th, 2023 known as “Game Night”. The reserved time that we have secured on the Discord platform is 8-10PM. The dress code is flexible and you are welcome to show up any time you are able during the aforementioned period. During this event we will partake in thought-provoking activities such as: wondering if Sean will show up to game night, trying to interpret what Ash drew during round 2 of Gartic Phone, and watching Martin accidentally cheat in Codenames. Connect-U™️ Game Nights have been empirically proven to alleviate exam stress, make you LESS bitchless, cure depression, and make you grow taller (p < 0.00001, d = 0.8) (Nguyen et. al, 2022). DISCLAIMER: The study was conducted in a controlled environment in which attendees consistently attended Connect-U events and were made to fill out a 1-point scale on their experience at each given event along with their current satisfaction and state of mind also on a 1-point scale. Although results are promising, since measures such as bitchlessness vary upon baselines and we cannot adequately gauge how bitchless you are, Connect-U does not by any means guarantee the listed results. Further, Connect-U can not be held liable if you are dissatisfied with results and any negative feedback will most definitely be, respectfully, sent to the gulag. We will touch base as the date approaches and any formal inquiries can be redirected to our social media manager Martin Nguyen via the Instagram DM feature or via comment on this post.

Kind regards,

Martin Nguyen

Social Media Coordinator/Ethics Board Director/Secretary/Peace Management/Event Coordinator/Diversity and Equity Commissioner/???

02.09.2023Okay SO here’s the meat (no animals were harmed in the making of this post, please don’t hurt me PETA), we are...
05/02/2023

02.09.2023

Okay SO here’s the meat (no animals were harmed in the making of this post, please don’t hurt me PETA), we are having our first meetup of 2023 (solar calendar) this upcoming Thursday and if you care for the well-being of your family and friends then you should be there 👁 Rest assured your supreme leaders of connect-U are fair and just as long as you uphold your responsibilities as citizens HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please come I actually do miss you guys 🥹 we’ve been working hard to plan events for you guys in the upcoming sem thank you 🙏

-Martin

Ah, how times have changed since we’ve last locked eyes. We were so much younger then. So naive and carefree, so ignoran...
24/10/2022

Ah, how times have changed since we’ve last locked eyes. We were so much younger then. So naive and carefree, so ignorant of all that was around us. My hands in yours, as we joyfully skipped across the high park cherry blossoms and then our ocean side stroll by the shores of woodbine beach. Our first Marvin’s room of the year where we were blessed by the presence of the wonderful, charismatic, hardworking and handsome (and tall) Martin Nguyen and his monster dumpster truck. Oh to be young again. Oh to relive such exhilarating experiences one more time.

WELL PONDER NO MORE UOFTHERAPY/CONNECT U CITIZENS 😋
WE KNOW YOU’VE MISSED US (ESP MARTIN) BUT THE TIME IS FINALLY UPON US AHAHAHA

Relive joyful days and take some time to celebrate reading week on Friday Nov 4th at Gersteins Library, Marvin’s room anytime from 1-7 :))

If you have any questions please feel free to DM us or reach out on the discord server!

Please note: no we will not be offering handholding services at this event, furthermore we in no way endorse any for of non-consensual handholding or PDA and any consequences you may face for doing so are done at your own discretion and Connect-U™️ can not be held liable.

Y3 Kickoff 🤩🤩Thanks for everyone who came on Friday for our first Marvin’s room of the school year! (I swear there was m...
26/09/2022

Y3 Kickoff 🤩🤩

Thanks for everyone who came on Friday for our first Marvin’s room of the school year! (I swear there was more of us but we all kept coming in and out so this was only like 60% of us)

We are all adorbz as always I reckon. Stay safe stay strong but most importantly stay hot my lovelies. 😳🤭

Hi meetup this Friday, plz come, thank.Okay I love you guys bye. DM if you have Qs I guess
20/09/2022

Hi meetup this Friday, plz come, thank.

Okay I love you guys bye. DM if you have Qs I guess

Hi! This is a throwback post to our High Park meetup! (From May 😳) no this is not a late post. Late is merely a social c...
20/09/2022

Hi! This is a throwback post to our High Park meetup! (From May 😳) no this is not a late post. Late is merely a social construct. This is strategically timed insta post to remind you of the long and prosperous reign of the CUCP. No Martin does not forget to posts for months. No he did not finally crack after being called out for a third time. This. Is. All. Part. Of. The. Plan.

May the rule of the CUCP be long and prosperous.

We had a great art night yesterday 🎨! Look at the masterpiece we made 👀 💗 wanna be part of our events? make sure to join...
23/07/2022

We had a great art night yesterday 🎨! Look at the masterpiece we made 👀 💗 wanna be part of our events? make sure to join our discord server to stay updated! UwU

This is not late. There is no such thing as late, in fact lateness itself is a social construct. If you dare defy the al...
30/04/2022

This is not late. There is no such thing as late, in fact lateness itself is a social construct. If you dare defy the almighty rulers of the CUCP we will s***f out your breath and take away everything you care about (I.e. your social credit score). If you don’t like this post and comment you’re getting banned. Like you’re gonna get yeeted irl by an 8ft giant demon with a test tube hon god hon god

It wouldn't be Marvin's Room without the man himself 🤩. Mr. Rosé-drinker, Sir Call-me-when-you-get-home, the Duke of Dow...
27/03/2022

It wouldn't be Marvin's Room without the man himself 🤩. Mr. Rosé-drinker, Sir Call-me-when-you-get-home, the Duke of Down Bad.
We're gonna be having another session at Marvin's Room so feel free to drop by, say hi, and cause it's nearing exam season, probably cry 🥲.
We look forward to seeing y'all 💫!

Who ever said that prime posting time is during the day 🤨? We know that the night full of cramming (or binge watching) -...
23/03/2022

Who ever said that prime posting time is during the day 🤨? We know that the night full of cramming (or binge watching) - hence the midnight post 🤧!
We'll be having another study session at Marvin's Room 💫! Come through and join us to vibe, have fun, meet new people, and add +100 to your social stat 🎮!
We look forward to seeing everyone 🤓! Make sure to Take Care as always, as we don't want to have any of y'all's names come up on Headlines 😵‍💫. At least not Over My Dead Body 💀.

Hey y'all, we're back with another study session at Drake's favorite room (source: Take Care) 🤪!Feel free to drop by and...
26/02/2022

Hey y'all, we're back with another study session at Drake's favorite room (source: Take Care) 🤪!
Feel free to drop by and study/chill with us 🤓. We know how hectic everyone's workload is getting but we also think it's a lot easier to manage when you tackle tasks with friends!
We look forward to seeing you there (there's no cups of the rosé though 😵‍💫. Might ask some of the people in my old phone to bring some)
Disclaimer: we're not actually drinking in the library 💀

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