The Stretchmi

05/18/2024

Good morning people!!! What a better way to start your weekend out with amazing stretch routine with yours truly… me Johnny stretch and the stretchmi towel!😊
That’s right folks I am offering you a free stretch with my product I have invented that cured my own chronic back pain!
Anyone that is in the GTHA,
That has back pain, muscle pain , hip pain or is just has soreness all over your body from working for many years.PLEASE fell free to DM me or call me anytime this weekend to book you in… for an at your house in call stretch routine at your convenience this weekend anytime , first come first serve for me to swing by and stretch you out !
FREE service to….
Stretch all the pain away naturally
Stretch all the stress away
Stretch out so you’re more flexible and jump out of bed in the morning!
Stretch to create smooth muscle
Stretch to live longer !
Stretch the muscle proteins chains of the muscle out, this allows the healthy foods and nutrients your eating to enter into the layers of the muscle,creating faster muscle growth and “smooth” muscle, so smooth people want to touch it 😂
Please everyone if you yourself need some relief or you know someone who does please tag them in the comments!
Especially if “ when’s the last time you had a good stretch?” Was in high school gym class like me😂😂which is over 20 years for me, you certainly need a stretch😊
P.S back in 2012 I limped into a chiropractor’s office with a broken back you could say, after 17 years or so of hard construction work I needed help, and the great man and new age chiropractor and an honest one,://www.facebook.com/share/762KYwsMfpLJv6yW/?mibextid=LQQJ4d told me straight up “Johnny you need to stretch” in which I did and the man changed my life forever! After 3 years of addiction to back pain pills I found the natural solution … stretching.
In about that time in my life I told myself , after laying on my living room floor with a hurtin back “ Johnny.. you should be an inventor!” In which I did and my 1st invention was the towel, to make my 45 minute full body stretching routine easier and more enjoyable,so I got the routine down to 15 minutes and I haven’t heard a bad review about it ever since, and I did a lot of product testing with people I didn’t know .
Great things happened over time, like another great man, Murdocco https://www.facebook.com/share/FPVKsUfdKTHgm2Et/?mibextid=LQQJ4d a guy I look up to, former North America kickboxing champion and co star of the movie kick-boxer 2 , Vince actually endorsed my product after using it 30 days straight and gave stretchmi a great review. Also great stories are coming from the people that used it.
So there you have it folks, never give up on living your dreams,and everyday is one step closer to achieving them.😊
So here is your free opportunity to try the stretchmi at the convenience of your own home, and I got a 2 inch yoga mat as well😊
Contact info
johnaustinstretchmi@gmail.com
905-981-3824
❤️Johnny

05/18/2024

The power of the stretch,"when's the last time you had a good stretch?" Hello and welcome! I'm John Austin and inventor of the amazing satisfy product for the up and coming stretching industry ... the stretchmi towel.

" I'm not only the inventor of the stretchmi, but I'm also a satisfied customer by curing my chronic back pain from using it"

Our goal here at stretchmi, is to give awareness to people about the benefits of a daily/weekly or monthly full body stretching routine with the stretchmi to... relieve any type of muscle pain naturally throw away the pain pill addiction for good, relieve stress , live longer!

Now stretching out is easier and comfortable while using the stretchmi towel, have better breathing , save time and energy from not having to hold yourself up,a better mind to muscle connection while in stretch, bring your flexibility and performance to a higher level from getting a better stretch overall, "the best stretch you ever had" with the stretchmi !

currently looking for an investor , mentor or a shareholder in the company which will eventually go world wide with stretching awareness and the greatest stretching apparatus ever to hit the market!… the stretchmi stretch towel!

Thank you and feel free to follow😊

Investments opportunities contact info

johnaustinstretchmi@gmail.com

905-981-3824

05/10/2024

Anyone having back problems and stiffness soreness issues in the GTHA area ??? Shoot me a DM and I ,Johnny stretch will come to your place in the evening during the week ,or anytime on the weekend to stretch YOU out with the amazing satisfy natural pain relieve stretching apparatus the towel .
It’s my new thing so let me know, and we’ll get you booked in asap.
❤️Johnny
“I’m not only the inventor of the stretchmi, but I’m also a satisfied customer from curing my chronic pain pain with it!”

02/29/2024

Hey peeps , I hope you all are enjoying the benefits of stretching out your body to ease pain.
This butterbean story hits b hard for me personally,as well being i huge fan of Butterbean Eric Esch.
I can’t relate to laying in bed with no embition at all ,until I invented the stretchmi towel to ease my pain and finally cure myself to get back to the construction grind!
I was all alone on my living room floor , stiff as a board and and nothing to help me but the stretchmi itself .
It saved my life and now my big ambition is to share the benefits of it with the whole world.
Dreams do come true they say, never give up !

02/08/2024

“I’m not only the inventor of the stretchmi towel , I am also a satisfied customer”
I will never give up to deliver this amazing breakthrough product, to the people who need it !
Not my words those are words from. My customers themselves as 2 of them said the exact same sentience to me” I gave it to someone who needed it “
Those words fireever changed my opinion of my own product and my life!
Let’s do this baby !
Let’s change the lives of others by giving them natural pain relief no pain pill additions
Let’s bring flexibility and motion to the next level for our amazing athletes
Let’s live longer with a simple daily/ weekly stretch as we feed the protein chains of myofilaments in our muscles with the goodness foods and nutrients we are eating!
Stretchmi on 3 ready
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3…STRETCHMI

12/20/2023

New stretchmi post up kids!!!! This one comes with an amazing story I have from when I was back In vancouver, when I had my first prototypes and was doing product testing with people I didn’t know and ended up befriending a legend from commercial drive lol.
This short lovably story shows how this satisfy value product can be -SHAREshared with someone in need , how it can change peoples lives one day at a time until the body is completely healed and ready to live another 100 years
PLEASE-READ
PLEASE SHARED
And most importantly….STRETCH!!!
Love
Johnny Stretch

Well folks good news coming from the SBD World’s Strongest ManMitchell Hooper himself, the man , the myth , the soon to be legend .
Is interested in learning more about my product
I am so impressed by mitchell’s education of strength training and how the body works and grows that I am joining his STRONG 2.0 program !!! Where it’s a 12 weeks program with a great weekly fee and you be able to talk to Mitchell Hooper himself amd ask him questions live online 😗wow I’m stoked and need to get in shape for my new videos I’m doing this summer and doing another fundraiser with kickstarter with success this time.! End of 2024
😁 the towel! The stretching apparatus that I not only invented to help me stretch easier but I also cured myself of a 4 year chronic back pain and pill addiction
PLEASE READ this little story I would like to share with you about the amazing value that comes with every stretchmi (available online sales dec2024).
While I was doing product testing with people I didn’t know and also chiropractors and massage therapists . I befriend a great man Vince Murdocco ,North American kick boxing champion ! And also a great actor.. and also a fellow rock star on stage like me Pat Peeve .
They both came back with great complements about the stretchmi and both still wanted to hold onto it a few more weeks , well those couple weeks turned onto about a year when I called them up ,lol .to see if they were still using it and if I could get it back .
Well both didn’t have their and here is the AMAZING THING that say said….. they both said the exact same sentence to me with the exact same words☺️😅…:. Vince and patty both said to me as I almost brush on tears man …….
JOHNNY …..I GAVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO REALLY NEEDS IT !!!!!
Wow what a amazing thing to happen to me while grinding the pavement trying to get this satisfy value product to our niche market folks. I had a natural dopamine rush and that’s how it should be !
They both wanted to help their friends fell better and get well and shows the amazing power of the stretch with the amazing stretchmi towel sales coming December 2024.
Follow me on fb here and hit the Instagram link on my profile page and follow there. Also you can see all the stretching exercises with stretchmi on our stretchmi towel page on YouTube folks .
I will deliver on this product or die trying ( I’m not in danger so all good lol),so people around the world will get educated on the healing power of the stretchmi towel! Ya boy
Peace ,love happiness
John Austin
Johnny stretchmi
“I’m not only the inventor of the stretchmi , but I’m also a satisfied customer “

12/20/2023

Well folks good news coming from the SBD World’s Strongest ManMitchell Hooper himself, the man , the myth , the soon to be legend .
Is interested in learning more about my product
I am so impressed by mitchell’s education of strength training and how the body works and grows that I am joining his STRONG 2.0 program !!! Where it’s a 12 weeks program with a great weekly fee and you be able to talk to Mitchell Hooper himself amd ask him questions live online 😗wow I’m stoked and need to get in shape for my new videos I’m doing this summer and doing another fundraiser with kickstarter with success this time.! End of 2024
😁 the towel! The stretching apparatus that I not only invented to help me stretch easier but I also cured myself of a 4 year chronic back pain and pill addiction
PLEASE READ this little story I would like to share with you about the amazing value that comes with every stretchmi (available online sales dec2024).
While I was doing product testing with people I didn’t know and also chiropractors and massage therapists . I befriend a great man Vince Murdocco ,North American kick boxing champion ! And also a great actor.. and also a fellow rock star on stage like me Pat Peeve .
They both came back with great complements about the stretchmi and both still wanted to hold onto it a few more weeks , well those couple weeks turned onto about a year when I called them up ,lol .to see if they were still using it and if I could get it back .
Well both didn’t have their and here is the AMAZING THING that say said….. they both said the exact same sentence to me with the exact same words☺️😅…:. Vince and patty both said to me as I almost brush on tears man …….
JOHNNY …..I GAVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO REALLY NEEDS IT !!!!!
Wow what a amazing thing to happen to me while grinding the pavement trying to get this satisfy value product to our niche market folks. I had a natural dopamine rush and that’s how it should be !
They both wanted to help their friends fell better and get well and shows the amazing power of the stretch with the amazing stretchmi towel sales coming December 2024.
Follow me on fb here and hit the Instagram link on my profile page and follow there. Also you can see all the stretching exercises with stretchmi on our stretchmi towel page on YouTube folks .
I will deliver on this product or die trying ( I’m not in danger so all good lol),so people around the world will get educated on the healing power of the stretchmi towel! Ya boy
Peace ,love happiness
John Austin
Johnny stretchmi
“I’m not only the inventor of the stretchmi , but I’m also a satisfied customer “

12/06/2023

Ladies and gentlemen !!! And stretchmi believers all around , we have wheels and a solid road to drive on as it goes with our current financial situation!!!
We will grind that axe for as long as it takes to achieve ours goals and deliver this great product to people who need it, people who will enjoy a better and athletic people who will bring their game to another level, a new level😊
As to the books the business plan and ready to launch kickstarter should be 8 1/2 months from now you will be able to order one , but then me ,Johnny stretch😊 was thinking maybe keep ads going and good morning / good evening stretch routine videos with the Johnny stretch himself lol.
Then we can launch kickstarter fundraiser on February 23rd my moms birthday who is greatly missed by many every day in Hamilton and in her birth place Charlottetown Prince Edward Island😪.
My mom was a amazing caring person and one hell of a Avon lady who had 600+ people show up for Her funeral, shows the love she had for people .
Maybe her spirit will make us hit the goal of selling 1,000 Stretchmi towel for a fee of $40, which is a great deal and the price does notchange in the future as new customers a arrive.
We’ll have 30-40 different quotes/ money orders from 30-40 different China Factories of things blow up with stretchmi demand:.
For now make sure you are stretching as much as you can to stay healthy
Much love
Johnny stretch

09/19/2023

Good morning ….
“Get down gimme a stretch!” And be ready to kill the days work scope!

09/19/2023

09/18/2023

Wow ! Look what just came out of the dryer! The amazing stretching apparatus the towel . The one size fits all stretching device that will indeed relive your pain and soreness by doing a daily stretching rountine with it ! On the final grind to get it to market baby ! You will never stop the beating heart of an boom baby boom start Monday off with a bang a good morning stretch!
Was feeling the back pain again from up and down all week installing high end baseboard profile on another mansion ! 2 stretches a day for 2 days and my back is free as a bird !!!
Love
Johnni stretch

09/17/2023

“The power of the stretch”
“Stretching relieves pain!”
“Get down,gimme a stretch”
“When’s the last time you had a good stretch”
…. Soon to be the world’s #1 stretching apparatus.. built and invented by Canada’s own entrepreneur/inventor Mr. John D Austin
“I’m not only the inventor of , but I’m also a satisfied customer”
Love
Johnny