Manjong Leonard N

29/09/2025

10/09/2025

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31/08/2025

Story time
🙏💸 “The Offering Basket Chronicles”

Aba and Mami Choko in church… where offering time turns into spiritual warfare.

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[Church choir is singing softly. Ushers are passing around the offering basket. Aba opens her bag quietly. Mami Choko stares at her like a hawk.]

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Mami Choko (whispers):
Aba.
Give me offering.

Aba (still flipping through her Bible):
Did I collect your blessing?

Mami Choko (squeezing her face):
I forgot my wallet. Just give me 500 francs, God will refund you.

Aba (stares):
God is not MTN Mobile Money.

Mami Choko:
Aba, don’t let me go empty-handed before the Lord. You want angels to mark my name in red?

Aba:
Angels will mark your name in bold and underline. This is the third Sunday you're borrowing tithe like it’s a loan!

Mami Choko:
I’ll pay back, I swear!

Aba:
You still owe me tithe from 2022!

Mami Choko (sighs dramatically):
This is why some of us will miss heaven. Stinginess in high heels!

[Ushers reach their row. Mami Choko is sweating.]

Mami Choko:
Aba quick! They’re coming! Just pretend it’s from me. Let God see intention.

Aba (throws 200 francs into her hand):
Fine! Take. But if thunder strikes this row, I'm sitting with the choir next week.

[Mami Choko proudly walks to the offering basket like she donated church land.]

Aba (muttering):
Look at her… giving my money with the boldness of a village chief.

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🤣🤣🤣

Would you like a version where they attend a wedding and Mami Choko starts crying over someone else’s husband

31/08/2025

Story time
🍲 “The Mystery Meat”

Aba and Mami Choko in the kitchen — pure comedy gold

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Mami Choko (chewing loudly):
Abaaaa… this meat is sweet oh. Where did you buy it?

Aba (suspicious):
Which meat are you talking about?

Mami Choko:
The one in the small black pot. The one that looks like goat but tastes like adventure!

Aba (drops spoon slowly):
Wait… you ate from that pot?

Mami Choko (grinning):
I didn’t “eat” — I investigated. And the meat confessed to me with joy.

Aba:
Jesus of Nazareth! Mami Choko that’s not goat! That’s mystery meat Papa brought from the village!

Mami Choko (mouth slowing down):..Mystery? As in... experimental animal?

Aba:
He said it’s either grasscutter, giant rat, or possibly... bush hyena. He wasn’t sure!

Mami Choko (screams):
HYENA?! Aba my stomach just unfollowed me on WhatsApp!

Aba (laughing):
Good. Next time, ask before you turn someone’s ancestral sacrifice into appetizer.

Mami Choko (panicking):
I can feel the hyena spirit in me. Aba, if I start barking at night, just tie me to a mango tree!

Aba (crying from laughter):
You won’t bark. You’ll just start gossiping in the forest like a bush spirit with WiFi.

Mami Choko:
Aba I’m serious oh! I’m seeing blur! I think my kidneys are Googling "relocation".

Aba:
Good. Let them go to a body that has common sense.

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🤣🤣🤣

Would you like one where they go to church and Mami Choko causes drama during offering time?

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07/12/2024

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06/12/2024

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06/12/2024

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03/12/2024

*Spiritual problem is when someone is financially down and treks🚶3km to work 🏢 just to get there and realize that he forgot the office key at home 🏠.* *So he managed to trek 🚶 back home leaving his heavy bag 🎒 at the office 🏢 doorstep...*
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*On getting home 🏠, he dips his hand ✋ into the bag 🎒, only to realize that the office 🏢 key was in the bag 🎒 all along... Now he sits on the floor shouting...*
*"Make una just kill me onetime ooohhh village people."*
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01/11/2024

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12/10/2024

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