22/11/2025
🌟 10 More Signs You’re Definitely in Menopause Part 2
(Or maybe Part 3… time is a flat circle these days 🤷♀️😂)
You open the fridge and stare inside like it’s going to reveal life’s meaning.
You walk into a room with purpose… then immediately forget why you’re there.
You now travel everywhere with a cardigan, a water bottle, AND a fan just in case.
Your memory has two settings: crystal clear or 404: File Not Found.
One minute you’re fine. The next minute you’re crying because your toast broke.
Your favourite hobby is sitting down.
Sleep? She comes and goes as she pleases.
You’ve become allergic to loud people, bright lights, and conversations you didn’t ask for.
You suddenly understand why older women stop caring and just say whatever they want.
And the best sign?
You’ve discovered a whole community of women who get it and now it’s actually quite funny. 💜😅
👉 Ladies, which one is YOUR Part 2?
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