13/05/2026
Well, no-one could report me under the Goods & Services Act for not delivering 😴😂
If you’re not falling asleep during the Slumber Ritual… you’re sleeping through alarms and nearly late taking your grandbabies to school!
This message honestly had me laughing so much this morning… but also feeling incredibly proud of the feedback this Ritual continues to receive 💛
The Slumber Ritual was carefully designed to completely relax both body and mind, paving the way for the deepest, most restful sleep. With slow flowing movements, warm sleep-promoting oils and attention given to almost every part of the body, it’s the ultimate switch-off treatment for anyone carrying stress, tension or an overactive mind.
You all seem to absolutely love the extra long treatment time, the slower pace, the pressure and the feeling of being truly cared for from top to toe.
In a world where we’re constantly rushing, sometimes the greatest form of self care is allowing yourself to properly rest. To pause. To breathe. To let your nervous system finally exhale ✨
Fully booked for May and June is already filling up fast.
June offers will be released to VIP’S on the 22nd, with any remaining appointments posted here on the 23rd.
Now… maybe set TWO alarms after your Slumber Ritual 😂💤