18/01/2026
You Can Literally Have All Of This Food For Just 1,700 Calories!!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
This is not a drill πͺπ½πͺπ½πͺπ½
π₯π³Breakfast (234 kcal)
Eggs, Bacon & Sausage π₯
β’ 2 Eggs: π₯π₯ (124 kcal)
β’ Streaky Bacon: Lidl, 1.4 rashers π₯ (66 kcal)
β’ Turkey Sausage: Mallons, 1 sausage π (43 kcal)
π₯ͺ Lunch (391 kcal)
Chicken Mayo Rolls & Fries π
β’ Chicken Breast: Cooked, 80g π (132 kcal)
β’ Sub Mini: M&S, 1.5 units π₯ (110 kcal)
β’ Light Mayo: 0.5 tbsp π₯ (18 kcal)
β’ White Potato: 130g π₯ (120 kcal)
β’ Beefsteak Tomato: 0.5 medium π
(12 kcal)
π Dinner (405 kcal)
Pasta, Eggs & Turkey Bacon π₯
β’ Pasta: Dry weight, 55g π (200 kcal)
β’ Tomato & Basil Sauce: Et Voila, 80g π
πΏ (42 kcal)
β’ 2 Eggs: Tesco Value π₯π₯ (124 kcal)
β’ Turkey Lardons: Oak Park, 40g π₯ (39 kcal)
πΏ Snacks (654 kcal)
β’ Kinder Bueno: 43g π«π€€ (244 kcal) Aero Mousse (80kcal)
Chicken Dinner π
β’ Chicken Breast: 80g π (132 kcal)
β’ Honey Roast Parsnips: Morrisons, 100g π₯π― (118 kcal)
β’ White Potato: 80g π₯ (74 kcal)
β’ Kale: Steamed, 0.2 cup π₯¬ (10 kcal)
Veg Plate πͺπ½πͺπ½
β’ Cherry Tomatoes: π
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(61 kcal)
β’ Mini Cucumber: 2 units π₯ (15 kcal)
1,760 calories π₯π₯
123g protein πͺπ½πͺπ½