14/12/2025
🎄 THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS OFF-PLAN 🎄
by your ever-proud Consultant (and fellow member!),
Karen – Slimming World Furnace Green, Mondays 9:30am 🎄
🎄 ’Twas the run-up to Christmas, all through Furnace Green,
Slimming World members felt not quite so lean.
The mince pies were calling, the Baileys sang loud,
And the willpower wagon? Well… lost in the crowd.
🎄 Some said, “I’ll restart in Jan — it’s too late for me,”
While nibbling on stuffing and sipping festive tea.
But deep down inside, a small voice gave a shout:
“I miss my group… and my sparkle’s gone out!”
🎄 They scrolled past the posts, ignored the group chat,
Feeling bloated and blue in a festive red hat.
But here comes a truth wrapped in tinsel and cheer:
Karen is proud of you — now, next week, last year!
🎄 She gets it, she’s human (and partial to cake),
She’s danced with temptation, made every mistake.
But she knows your journey is not ruined or done,
It’s just paused for a moment — the sparkle’s not gone!
🎄 So if you’ve gone quiet, or missed a few weeks,
If your jeans feel rebellious and confidence leaks…
Know this: you’re welcome — no judgement, no shame,
Just hugs, warm smiles, and Karen proclaim:
🎄 “Come back this Monday — don’t leave it too late,
I’ll be there at 9:30 with support on your plate.”
Because Christmas is lovely, but YOU matter more,
And group is the sleigh that helps you restore.
🎄 So unwrap your courage and don’t overthink,
Your sparkle’s still there — it just needed a wink 😉
And Karen’s right here, with love and belief,
Saying, “You’re amazing… and so proud you’re with me!” 💖
