01/04/2026
April Fools!!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨
New class equipment has arrived… and yes, they’re clinically proven*
(*by me, just now)
Introducing a new breath control method I’ve been quietly developing for my Pilates & Yoga clients.
Simple. Effective. Slightly louder than expected.
Yoga? Pilates? Reformer? Overrated. Kazooformer? Elite!
Warning: if your kazoo goes silent mid-flow, your diaphragm has emotionally checked out.
Bring your own kazoo if possible. Limited kazoos available, but you don't really want the communal one....especially after my pelvic floor class.
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Joke....Although… the way some of you hold your breath during exercises, a kazoo might actually help 👀
Jokes aside, breath control is something I talk about all the time in class because it genuinely makes a huge difference to your strength, control and overall performance
Come to class and learn how to get the most out of your exercises… kazoo optional 🎺
