20/02/2026
100% CONTAMINATED (and how our ancestors knew better!)
A new UK analysis found that every single plant-based meat and drink alternative sampled contained mycotoxins.
Not some. Not most. All of them!
Mycotoxins are toxic compounds produced by fungi that grow on cereals, grains and legumes. When those crops are harvested, milled, and ultra-processed… the toxins don’t magically disappear. They concentrate.
These nasties are linked to hormone disruption, immune suppression, respiratory problems, gut inflammation, brain fog, fatigue, liver stress, metabolic dysfunction and more.
This isn’t theory – it’s established toxicology.
Fungus loves warmth and humidity. It thrives in hotter climates. The UK’s cooler, temperate conditions naturally suppress fungal growth — which is why locally grown grains consistently show lower contamination levels.
But most plant-based fake meat and drinks rely on soy and legumes imported from warmer regions, stored for long periods, and heavily processed before landing on supermarket shelves.
Then we’re told it’s clean, green, and healthy?
This isn’t about attacking plants or folk who don’t eat meat. It’s about shining a light on ultra-processed meat and dairy alternatives masquerading as health food.
Our ancestors knew better.
The Rowan tree (Sorbus aucuparia) was sacred in Scotland and not just for scaring off fairies! Rowan sprigs were placed in barns alongside stored grain. Twigs stirred through milk to prevent spoilage. Berries simmered into decoctions to “cleanse” the body.
This wasn’t mere fairy folklore. Rowan contains sorbic acid — a natural antifungal compound. Our ancestors didn’t have chromatography equipment. They had observation and traditional wisdom passed down the ages.
The keepers of that wisdom were the famous MacBeths – hereditary physicians to the clans. They taught our ancestors how to protect crops, livestock and people using native trees and herbs. Health began in the forest, not the pharmacy!
Today we don’t need to hang Rowan branches in the pantry but we do need to think about where our food comes from. That starts by choosing locally grown grains, shorter supply chains, less processing and more real food.
It also means getting more antifungal herbs on our plates - oregano, thyme, and garlic for starters. Compounds in turmeric also break down fungal cell membranes and help keep these nasty mycotoxins at bay.
Suzanne.x