The Canoe River Cleaner

The Canoe River Cleaner I'm simply a guy with a canoe keeping the river tidy for the wildlife and local residents 🛶🛶
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The Ghost of the Hedgerow 🦉A chance encounter between a barn owl and a pair of crows turned into something pretty darn s...
31/03/2026

The Ghost of the Hedgerow 🦉

A chance encounter between a barn owl and a pair of crows turned into something pretty darn special. I shared a few photos… and they found their way to Teres-Marie Cass, who transformed the moment into a beautiful poem 🙏

Talented friends are bloomin brilliant to have in your camp, especially when they’re happy to share their passion with anyone willing to listen.

Put the kettle on, get comfortable, and maybe let this video play a few times 😊

S is for snake 🐍 It's always a treat to see an Adder, the UK's only venomous snake.They're cold blooded and can't genera...
30/03/2026

S is for snake 🐍

It's always a treat to see an Adder, the UK's only venomous snake.

They're cold blooded and can't generate their own heat, so sunlight allows them to reach their optimal temperature for movement, hunting, and digestion.

Whilst these wonderful creatures will eat most things they subdue, a bee was perhaps a bit much and she thought better of it 🐝

I hope you enjoy the video and photos

We did it......just 🥵Due to a few factors including my rubbish achilles and various clashes in our timetables, us Freshn...
30/03/2026

We did it......just 🥵

Due to a few factors including my rubbish achilles and various clashes in our timetables, us Freshney Comrades only just managed to scrape a win, but a win it was nonetheless.

100 bags as part of the Keep Britain Tidy Great British Spring Clean 👍

The last minute bags from Zac and everyone at Gunners Green got us there !

Furthermore, do-gooders up and down the country pledged to clear an incredible 451,887 bags of litter 😮

Well done to everyone who got stuck in 🌟

Thanks to team Cleansing at North East Lincolnshire Council for their help with waste collection

Freshney Comrades
PickWalks
Frank Sparkes - North Wall Cleaner

The FASTEST bird on the planet 😮The resident pair of peregrines are back at St James’ Church in Louth, and at 8:10am yes...
29/03/2026

The FASTEST bird on the planet 😮

The resident pair of peregrines are back at St James’ Church in Louth, and at 8:10am yesterday, mum proudly laid her second egg ☺️

Over the next four days, another two eggs should appear, and then she’ll begin incubating.

Today I took my son Isaac to have a snoop and get used to the place I’ll probably be bringing him to at every given opportunity 🤣 He’s a brilliant aviation photographer, so it should be an easy gig for him to catch them in flight!

I hope you enjoy the pics. The first two are from last season, and despite the lack of quality, I’m really pleased to have captured a couple of action shots.

A big thank you to everyone involved, especially Phil and Geoff for their dedication, knowledge, and passion.

If you’d like to see a live feed, find out more, or chuck a donation in the pot, just search 'Louth Peregrines'

What a FANTASTIC Sunday morning 😊It may not be for everyone, but singing with friends, having coffee with friends then h...
29/03/2026

What a FANTASTIC Sunday morning 😊

It may not be for everyone, but singing with friends, having coffee with friends then having a litterpick with friends, is pretty much my ideal Sunday morning.

Life can be tough, so grabbing a bit of positivity with like minded people really helps ✨️

If you fancy some Sunday morning loveliness, then follow 'All 'Things Good And Nice C.I.C on Facebook

Thank you to Voices for Nature, Friends Of Gunners Green and Riverhead Coffee Cleethorpes

Do you remember any of these? 👀Alright, ya bunch of oldies 🤣 time to take a trip down memory lane…...These were found in...
28/03/2026

Do you remember any of these? 👀

Alright, ya bunch of oldies 🤣 time to take a trip down memory lane…...

These were found in the silt at the bottom of Louth Canal during a recent canoe trip and bank clean.
My personal favourite has to be the early Top Deck !

But I’m curious…...

👉 Did any of you actually drink these back in the day?

👉 Got any memories, stories, or random facts about them?

From what I’ve found, the Coke, Top Deck, and Fanta could be over 50 years old… which is slightly terrifying 😨

From Sea To Source 🛒🌊This daft trolley lost its way and was sunning itself on the beach this morning.Its now back at the...
28/03/2026

From Sea To Source 🛒🌊

This daft trolley lost its way and was sunning itself on the beach this morning.

Its now back at the store with its friends.

Thanks Victoria for the tip off and to the random nice lady who helped stop me slipping on the seaweed and kelp 🙂

It’s a wrap… but not for long 😊On November 12th at around 7:25pm, I was on the floor of a badminton court with a rupture...
28/03/2026

It’s a wrap… but not for long 😊

On November 12th at around 7:25pm, I was on the floor of a badminton court with a ruptured achilles.

On Novemeber 13th at around 1pm, I was on the floor of a classroom at Reynolds School, starting my new Thursday afternoon role with NELC.

Because of the injury and not being able to walk, I had to adapt from day one. The educational side naturally took precedence over the litter picking.

That unexpected change turned out to be a real positive and has shaped every school visit since. It reinforced the importance of education. We all know not to litter, but helping children understand 'why' they shouldn’t and encouraging respect for the environment, has a far greater impact.

I often talk about rivers and their connection to the sea, and it’s surprising how many children don’t recognise wildlife like otters or kingfishers. While the curriculum rightly covers plastic waste in our oceans and marine life such as turtles, nearly 80% of ocean litter comes from rivers. That’s something I’ve focused on highlighting.

Alongside this, we’ve carried out litter picks at each visit, with the children collecting an impressive amount of waste. Their enthusiasm has been fantastic, and each school now has litterpicking kits for pupils to take home and use on a rota basis.

This work has been brilliantly supported by Eve Sussex, who has organised every school visit and speaks in assemblies to hundreds of children. As well as recycling, she focuses on how littering makes people feel and how small, responsible actions can make a big difference. Her contribution has been invaluable in reinforcing the overall message.

Between school visits, we’ve also run community litter picks, which have been incredibly well supported. It’s been great to see so many people willing to get involved, whatever the weather (thanks PickWalks and Frank Sparkes - North Wall Cleaner for your support with these)

The positive feedback and success of these events, as part of the NELC Deep Clean project, mean it looks set to continue with a few tweaks, which is great news.

Please watch this space for updates.

Thank you to everyone who has helped make this work as well as it has 🙏

P.S. I've also managed to get at least one teacher sniffing otter poo during my visits. Thats a personal goal of mine 🤣

Freshney Comrades
North East Lincolnshire Council

27/03/2026

What an incredible thing to witness 🦌

My friends Jo and Diane were in the right place at the right time to see this little tussle.

This is normal for March. Male roe deer (bucks) are starting to establish their territories after winter.
They have little sparring matches. It’s not escalated into full on fighting yet, more likely boundary disputes before the breeding season.

Oh, and for good measure, and to ramp up the awesomeness of the situation, a swan decided to gatecrash the video with a take off 🤣

Enjoy 💚

This has NEVER happened....but I'm glad it did.Today reminded me exactly why education matters more than a simple litter...
26/03/2026

This has NEVER happened....but I'm glad it did.

Today reminded me exactly why education matters more than a simple litterpick.

Every Thursday afternoon, I spend a couple of hours working with NELC, visiting schools to talk about litter, the environment, and the work I do as the Canoe River Cleaner. Yes, we do litter picks and the children always enjoy getting stuck in, but it’s the conversations that really make the difference.

I'm trying to go beyond just picking up rubbish for half an hour. I bring quizzes, we talk about rivers, wildlife, and what myself and the Freshney Comrades do upstream that ends up impacting our rivers and seas.
I connect it to things they’re already learning like ocean plastics and marine animals, and help them see that protecting the environment starts in their own community.

But today, something different happened.
I simply asked "does anybody here litter?" One child put their hand up and said, “Yes… I litter.”

I respect that level of honesty, but it was unexpected given what I do for a job and what i was there to talk about.

They didn’t dress it up. They simply didn't see that discarding litter was a problem.
In that moment, instead of judgement, there was an opportunity, and that’s why these sessions matter.

By the end of the talk after discussing wildlife, rivers, and the journey litter takes, something shifted. When we went out for the litter pick, that same child became one of the most enthusiastic participants. You could see a change and even a spark.
And that’s the impact.
Not just collecting rubbish, but changing mindsets.

That one honest answer reinforced that education is where real change begins.

I'm sorry if this all sounds a trite melodramatic, but today wasn’t just a litter pick. It was a reminder of why we do what we do.

North East Lincolnshire Council
Keep Britain Tidy

A Rubbish Hedge 🗑🌳A big thank you to local resident Gail for flagging a grotty hedge along a well used alleyway.Urban he...
26/03/2026

A Rubbish Hedge 🗑🌳

A big thank you to local resident Gail for flagging a grotty hedge along a well used alleyway.

Urban hedges and small copses play a vital role in supporting birdlife. As habitats continue to disappear, these pockets of greenery are more important than ever. We trim back and remove so many of these spaces, so the ones that remain really need our care and attention.

It might surprise some people just how many different species rely on a relatively small hedge, even one right next to a busy road (see pic)

Thanks to Zac for heading out with Ellie to lend a hand, and again to Gail for recognising that this area needed some care, especially as we head into nesting season 🐦‍⬛🐦

Freshney Comrades
PickWalks

They were meant to cut the singing out 🤣Don't worry. I won't give up the day job !This event was a success because we al...
26/03/2026

They were meant to cut the singing out 🤣

Don't worry. I won't give up the day job !

This event was a success because we all worked together.

Thank you to....

PickWalks
Frank Sparkes - North Wall Cleaner
North East Lincolnshire Council
Humberside Police - North East Lincolnshire
Freshney Comrades
Flourish - Charity

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