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30/04/2026

I just wanted to take a moment to explain why I may not have seemed quite myself over the past week.

On Wednesday, we lost Shiva, my German Shepherd. Many of you will know how special she was, not just to me and my family, but to so many of the dogs we’ve worked with over the years. She had an incredible way about her and played such an important role in helping reactive and struggling dogs find their feet again. She truly was one of a kind.

Her loss has hit us all very hard, and I’m still taking the time to process it. Shiva wasn’t just part of my work, she was part of my heart and a huge part of my life.

Thank you for your patience and understanding while I navigate this. I’ll be back fully soon, but for now I just wanted to be honest about where I’m at.

Tori

29/04/2026

A dog suddenly stops and sits, refusing to move, when a busy road comes into view.

A. ☑️ Drag them along
B. 🩷 Give them time and guide gently
C. 😍 Yell at them to move
D. 😆 Pick them up

28/04/2026

Meet Parker.

Parker is a Labrador. A full-sized, enthusiastic, zero-self-awareness Labrador.

Parker also believes—deeply, spiritually, unshakably—that he is a lap dog.

Not like a lap dog. Not sometimes a lap dog.

A lap dog.

You sit down? That’s consent.

Before you’ve even adjusted yourself, Parker is already mid-air, launching with the confidence of an Olympic gymnast and the accuracy of a sack of potatoes.

THUD.

All 30+ kilos of him lands directly across your thighs, compressing your internal organs into places they’ve never been before.

He sighs. Content. Like this is exactly where he belongs.

You, meanwhile, can’t feel your legs and are quietly wondering if this is how you go.

“Parker… off.”

Parker hears: “Parker… stay exactly where you are, you perfect angel.”
He adjusts. Which somehow makes him heavier.

You attempt to push him off. He leans in. Because clearly you need more comfort.

Guests come over.

You give the warning: “He thinks he’s a lap dog.”

They laugh. Oh, they laugh.

“He’s fine! I love dogs!”

Parker appears.

They’re still smiling… until he commits.
Full launch. No hesitation. Straight onto their lap like he’s been invited.
There’s a moment. A brief flicker of realisation.

Then impact.

You watch their soul leave their body slightly as Parker settles in, face inches from theirs, breathing like he’s just run a marathon.

“Isn’t he lovely?” you say, already knowing it’s too late.

Parker doesn’t just sit on laps. He claims them.

You try to stand up? Absolutely not. That’s his chair now. You live there. Accept it.

If you shift, he readjusts. If you breathe differently, he rebalances.

He has the gravitational pull of a small moon.

And the best bit?

If you stop stroking him for even half a second, he nudges you. Firmly.

Repeatedly. Like: “Excuse me. You’ve stopped your job.”

At night, he attempts the same routine on the sofa.

There could be acres of space. Entire cushions available.

No.

He chooses the exact spot where your spine needs to be, then slowly melts into you until you’re basically wearing a Labrador.

You wake up unable to move, one arm dead, Parker snoring happily, legs twitching as he dreams about… more laps, presumably.

Because in Parker’s world, there are only two types of furniture:
Things he can sit on
Things he will eventually sit on

And people?

People are just warm, slightly fragile cushions that occasionally complain but ultimately accept their fate.

25/04/2026

What rattles my kennel 🐾
Home boarder edition… things that genuinely fluff me off 👇

1. “It’s basically like having your own dog, right?”
Yes… if your own dog rotated weekly, came with surprise behaviours, and a detailed instruction manual written at 11pm the night before.

2. The “he’s no trouble at all” handover.
Fast forward 2 hours and he’s redecorating your skirting boards and screaming if you blink.

3. No routine, no info, just vibes.
Feeding? Sleeping? Triggers? Who knows. We’re just free-styling now.

4. Sending a dog who’s never been left.
Straight into a new home. With strangers. What could go wrong.

5. Underestimating the emotional load.
It’s not just care, it’s settling, supporting, managing, and sometimes surviving.

6. “Can you just…” requests.
Can you just extend? Just add another dog? Just completely change your setup last minute? Sure, let me just bend time.

7. Multiple dogs that “live together fine”… elsewhere.
New environment, new dynamics, new chaos. It’s not always plug and play.

8. No behaviour prep.
No boundaries at home = confusion everywhere else.

9. Undervaluing home boarding.
You’re literally opening your home, your time, your space. This isn’t a budget option, it’s premium care.

10. Last-minute bookings like it’s a hotel.
“Hey, can you take him tomorrow for a week?”
Ma’am, this is not a Travelodge.

11. Did I say 10: The guilt trip.
“Oh… no worries if you can’t…”
(There are worries. Many worries.)

12. What really fluffs me off…
When people forget this is someone’s home, not a holding facility. Boundaries aren’t mean—they’re what keep everyone safe and sane.

Home boarders… what would you add? And owners, what surprised you most about it? 👇

25/04/2026

What rattles my kennel 🐾
New dog walker edition… how it actually feels sometimes (and what really fluffs me off) 👇

1. Feeling like you’re not taken seriously.
“It’s just a little side thing, isn’t it?”
No Karen, I’m trying to build a business, not a hobby.

2. Established walkers side-eyeing your existence.
You can practically feel it through the screen. Not exactly the warm welcome you imagined.

3. Clients wanting “experience”… but no one will give you a chance.
Ah yes, the classic loop. Need clients to get experience, need experience to get clients.

4. Constantly being compared.
“So-and-so has been doing it for 10 years…”
Cool. I’ve been doing it for 10 minutes, give me a sec.

5. Trying to price fairly… and feeling guilty.
Charge too low = not sustainable.
Charge properly = “but X is cheaper…”

6. Imposter syndrome on tap.
Every mistake feels huge. Every success feels like luck.

7. Watching others with packed schedules.
While you’re refreshing your messages like… hello? anyone? even one spaniel??

8. Overthinking EVERYTHING.
The message. The meet-and-greet. The way you held the lead. Spiralling over things no one else noticed.

9. Being hyper-aware of judgement.
From other walkers, from clients, from random people in the park who have appointed themselves dog police.

10. Wanting to do everything right.
But not always knowing what “right” even looks like yet.

11. Did I say 10: The loneliness of starting out.
No team, no colleagues, just you, the dogs, and your inner monologue.

12. What really fluffs me off…
When the industry makes new walkers feel like outsiders instead of supporting them to do better.

We don’t need more gatekeeping—we need more guidance.

If you’re new, what’s hit you the hardest? And if you’re established… what would’ve helped you at the start? 👇

25/04/2026

One dog is walking with a tight lead and looks tense while the others are relaxed.

A. ☑️ Keep the pace and ignore it
B. 🩷 Loosen the lead and adjust your position
C. 😍 Correct the dog for pulling
D. 😆 Let the dog walk behind

24/04/2026

Right… rattle my kennel time again… 🤨🐕

Adolescence.

That magical time when your once perfect, angelic, “look at me Mum I can recall from 3 fields away” puppy…
turns 9 months old and suddenly acts like you’re a distant acquaintance they met once in 2024 😭

Recall?

Gone.

Vanished.

Left the chat.

This is the same dog who used to spin on a sixpence the second you called…
Now you’re out there like: “Buddy, come!”

…and he’s in the distance like: “Can’t. Busy. Found a leaf.” 🍃

Or a smell.

Or a bird.

Or literally nothing — just vibes.

You start going through the stages:

⚔️ The polite call
⚔️ The slightly louder call
⚔️ The “I definitely have treats” voice
⚔️ The jog backwards like a malfunctioning crab
⚔️ The full negotiation phase

Meanwhile your dog is living his best independent life, making eye contact like: “I hear you. I just don’t agree.”

And let’s not forget the audience.

There’s ALWAYS someone watching as your “perfectly trained” dog casually ignores you like you’ve asked him to do your tax return.

“Oh… he was SO good before!”

Yes. He was. We had something special. Now he’s in his teenage era and I’m apparently embarrassing.

Here’s the bit people don’t tell you enough:

They haven’t “forgotten”.

They’ve just discovered:

✨ freedom
✨ confidence
✨ selective hearing

Adolescent dogs are basically tiny, furry teenagers with no frontal lobe and a strong belief they know best 🤨

Your job now?

Go back a few steps.

✔️ Long line isn’t failure — it’s management
✔️ Reinforce like you’ve never reinforced before
✔️ Make yourself more interesting than that suspiciously fascinating patch of grass

Because right now, the world is louder than you.

And until you win that competition again…

you’re basically just background noise with snacks 🙃

Stay consistent. Stay patient.

And maybe lower your expectations slightly… along with your blood pressure.

Because recall isn’t broken.

It’s just… going through a phase.

23/04/2026

Ahhh dog walking life…

where shared spaces are apparently only shared when it suits one person’s agenda 😭🐕

So I’m out with my group.

Everything is managed. Distances are good. Dogs are working well. We’ve found our rhythm. It’s calm, it’s structured, it’s actually going nicely.
And then I see them.

The “this path belongs to me and my very important reactive dog” duo.
Now to be clear — reactive dogs are not the issue.

Dogs having feelings? Completely valid.

Dogs needing space? Totally understood.

But this particular vibe is different.

This is: “This entire countryside exists for my dog’s emotional stability, and everyone else should disappear immediately.”

We’re talking full entitlement energy.
They spot us first.

Instant reaction:

⚔️ stiff body language
⚔️ scanning for perceived threats
⚔️ marching directly towards the only gap we could use
⚔️ aggressively occupying the exact space we were already moving through

And then comes the instruction:

“PUT YOUR DOGS ON LEADS!”

Right.

Because obviously my calm, structured group should immediately evacuate the entire landscape because your dog has decided we are now part of its personal storyline 😭

So we do what we always do.
We manage distance. We adjust. We try to de-escalate the situation like we’re negotiating international peace.

And still…

They keep coming.

Not because they need to pass.

But because they’ve decided that standing still anywhere near us is unacceptable

And here’s the irony that never fails to land:

These are often the same people who, if their dog wasn’t reactive, would be the exact ones letting it barrel over shouting: “He’s friendly!! Don’t worry!! He just wants to say hello!!”

So depending on the day, the same dog is either:

• entitled to everyone’s space
or
• entitled to nobody’s space unless it’s your dog’s space

There is no in-between.

Just rotating rules based on mood and proximity.

Meanwhile my group is:

• doing their best
• reading the situation correctly
• trying not to get caught in someone else’s emotional weather system

And I’m stood there thinking: We’re all trying to help our dogs here…

but only one side seems to think that includes controlling everyone else’s behaviour 😭

Because here’s the truth:

A reactive dog needing space is fair.
A reactive dog demanding everyone else rearrange the world for them is not.
We can’t all walk in the same place at the same time and pretend only one dog matters.

So yes…

Reactive dogs deserve space.
Absolutely.

But so does everyone else.
Including the group you’re actively marching towards like a furry declaration of territorial rights.
Dog walking isn’t a turf war.
It’s just… walking.
Preferably without the courtroom drama halfway across a field 😅

22/04/2026

Oh. What a shocking twist. Truly unprecedented. Nobody could have predicted this. Apart from… literally everyone. 🫠

It’s always the same storyline.
They’ve found someone on a local Facebook group called something like
“Debbie’s Deluxe Dog Sleepovers & Occasional Eyelash Extensions” offering boarding at £15 a night, including “sofa cuddles” and vibes. 💸🐕

Fast forward a fortnight and Debbie has:

• Cancelled a stay because “something’s come up” (no further details, ever)
• Sent one blurry photo… of a completely different dog
• Asked mid-stay if your dog “normally eats?”
• Let them sleep wherever (including… outside? unclear)
• And once messaged: “he seems lovely but is he meant to be this… energetic?”

But now Debbie has “closed bookings indefinitely” (translation: absolutely overwhelmed by the reality of dogs being… dogs).

And here they come… back to you. 🥰

“Hi! Do you have any availability? We’d love to use you! We were paying £15 a night… could you match that?”

Ah yes. Of course.

Because I too enjoy running a fully licensed home boarding service at a financial loss, while providing:

🏡 A safe, secure home environment
📋 Licence, insurance, DBS checks, inspections
🧠 Behaviour knowledge and proper management
🚪 Secure set-up, routines, introductions done properly
📞 Emergency cover, vet runs, updates, actual accountability

All for roughly the price of a meal deal and a packet of crisps. 🤡

It’s the surprise that really sells it.

The genuine confusion that:

• The cheapest wasn’t the most reliable
• The unlicensed wasn’t the safest
• The “loves dogs” wasn’t the most knowledgeable
• And the professional doesn’t charge the same as Debbie and her spare sofa

If you want a safe, structured, professional home-from-home…
You can’t shop in the bargain bin and then act stunned when it all goes a bit… feral. 🍾🚰

I don’t compete on price.
I compete on professionalism.
And oddly enough, that involves charging accordingly.

Because when your dog is anxious, or won’t settle, or needs medication, or something goes wrong at 11pm on a Sunday…

You don’t want the cheapest.
You want the one who knows exactly what they’re doing… and answers the phone. 📞

So yes, I’d absolutely love to help.
At my rate.

Debbie’s rates are still available through Debbie…
…assuming she hasn’t taken up nails full time 😉🐾

21/04/2026

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No more getting lost in the noise.
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Dog owners are already looking for people they can trust—let’s make sure they have real choice, and that includes you.

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