10/04/2026
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NAMASTE & Beholdeth mortals….let me introduce you to the most 🧘🏻♂️ZEN THRONE 🚽ROOM 🧘in Anlaby…
Perhaps the UK 🤔
After months of “holding it together,” 🤭
we finally achieved full enlightenment in the smallest room of the new studio…..Behold: our newly decorated toilet, now officially a “yoga studio with plumbing” 😅☝️
Featuring…..
- Deep forest green walls (for that grounded, root chakra vibe)
- Enough space to attempt Eagle pose… (if you’re a toddler or a contortionist)
- The perfect narrow corridor for your morning “Downward Facing Flush” 🤭
- And yes, the whole thing was masterfully painted by our very own “Paint Monkey” 🐒🎨 (10/10, no drips) (excellent tail control as always)🤣
So…Come for the p**p, stay for the inner peace.🧘🏻♂️
Opening soon in Anlaby Common !
Warning: prolonged sessions may result in legs falling asleep and sudden spiritual awakenings.