19/11/2025
📣 Public Apology from Somnowell
We’d like to formally apologise…
For the outrageously restful nights, the extreme comfort, and the snore-stopping magic of the Somnowell Mandibular Advancement Device.
We didn’t mean to cause:
• Fewer arguments over snoring 😬
• More energy in the mornings ☀️
• A sudden rise in “I slept like a baby” comments 👶
We’re sorry for setting the gold standard in sleep science. We promise to tone down the excellence… just kidding 😌
Somnowell: We take your sleep seriously. Maybe too seriously.