This is Naomi Gale

This is Naomi Gale In your vagina lies the key to your happiness

The map. This map. This journey.I bought a map for this trip, and honestly-it’s exactly what we needed. I also grabbed a...
09/02/2026

The map. This map. This journey.

I bought a map for this trip, and honestly-it’s exactly what we needed.

I also grabbed a Lonely Planet for each country. Every time we land somewhere new, out comes the map and the guidebook.

The map offers choices. Where to go. Where the roads lead. What could be next. The Lonely Planet? It’s full of plans, details, and schedules innit, you could micromanage every day and every café from its pages.

But this time? I gave up on the Lonely Planets. The gal who used to treat them like bibles stopped opening them. Ali was like: I don’t know what you see in them anyway. That felt shocking to someone who lived religiously by their words.

Every year, every day I’ve been trusting my gnosis more. Softening into life’s flow.

That trust didn’t come easy. Always the “unlucky one” - do you relate? People still call us unlucky: like when we had an attempted break-in, and now our nervous systems are on high alert in wild park-ups, especially when it’s just us.

But one thing’s defo true: I trust my instincts. With my paper map I find my way back to ME both with the internal and external landscape.

So here’s a corny thought I’ve been having.

The women I work with? They’re drowning in information. Overwhelmed by the noise. I know because they tell me and I get this, too.

We have all the knowledge. 2345 reels telling us step-by-step how to do everything. But this year, we don’t need more info.

What we need is to return to our knowing, our inner landscapes, our trust that we already have what we need.

We just need a map to hold us through it all- don’t you think?

So here I am, map in hand, parked in a camper van park deciding between towns and roads.
And I help women do the same—return to themselves without the overwhelm, using simple tools that build trust.

If you’re a woman with a pelvis and ready for this journey, DM me “map” or drop a comment below. Let’s walk this path together.

The number of times I’ve heard this in my clinic is unbelievable. Here we are. Again.
06/02/2026

The number of times I’ve heard this in my clinic is unbelievable.

Here we are. Again.

7 days landing from tomorrow.Comment or DM February.
05/02/2026

7 days landing from tomorrow.
Comment or DM February.

03/02/2026

Me. 7.5ton truck. My family. My crafts. My books. My gnosis.

Join me to be held for 7 days for free from Friday by dm’ing or popping a comment ‘February’ where we will gently unfurl into the lunar new year as sensitive women navigating 2026 while the world is on fire.

Every woman must dance in themother archetype(this isn’t about birthing children)Every woman must dance in themother arc...
02/02/2026

Every woman must dance in the
mother archetype
(this isn’t about birthing children)
Every woman must dance in the
mother archetype
(this isn’t about birthing children)

Motherhood is our rooted primal energy.
To dance in the mother archetype
is about being in the rhythm of creation,
nurturing, and transformation of oneself.

Many of my clients who do not have children
speak to this loss of identity because they
don’t have children (for whatever reason this
may be). And this is because of something
extremely neglected in society’s message:

We all need to acknowledge the
mother within us as: the fierce protector
the wise guide, the patient healer
within every woman.

This is especially prevalent for those who
do not have children
and have mother wounding.

Else what? You just skip this whole archetype
and land into the crone...that’s when a woman
starts to find herself free-falling into the abyss
of what it means to be a woman.

They haven’t given themselves time to dance in
the holding space for growth:
for themselves, their dreams, their outlook.

They haven’t given themselves time to dance in
the holding space for growth:
for themselves, their dreams, their outlook.

And we haven’t spoken to the women who
become mothers and struggle to acknowledge,
accept and soften into being a mother of a child
(often because of their mother wounding).

I speak to this from holding many women in-person .
Having had the privilidge of hearing them speak
to who they are. And from my own personal journey.

On Friday’s a write a ‘Friday Portal’ letter. And
this Friday I will be starting a 7 day free holding .
So I can walk alongside you as we begin the Lunar
New Year and hold the reigns of the Fire Horse.
Send me a DM for the link or leave a comment below
with ‘February’

To join us this Friday. Pop a comment below or DM ‘February’ x
02/02/2026

To join us this Friday. Pop a comment below or DM ‘February’ x

Join our Friday email ‘Friday portal’ and I’ll send you a free pdf I’m for women to feel tended to this February. Commen...
31/01/2026

Join our Friday email ‘Friday portal’ and I’ll send you a free pdf I’m for women to feel tended to this February. Comment ‘February’ ❤️‍🔥

2025 brought me to my knees.I prayed.I held tight to my rosary beads and prayed several times during that year.I prayed ...
30/01/2026

2025 brought me to my knees.

I prayed.

I held tight to my rosary beads and prayed several times during that year.

I prayed I could allow myself to be caught if I took everything we knew and pivoted into living in a van with absolutely no experience of living in a van.

I prayed that financially this would work out for us and we won’t end up with nothing at the end if it.

I prayed that the house sale wouldn’t fall through.

I prayed that the van would be perfect enough for us to leave for the continent.

I prayed.

Then my daughter went into a seizure that lasted over an hour. She was in Portugal. There was nowhere else for me to be but be there, in that moment.

So I prayed. I gripped hold of my rosary beads as I was by her side in the hospital, praying that when she woke, she wouldn’t have any permanent damage from the seizure.

We were then forced to remain in the Algarve for her (and the pets). Acupuncture, German Medicine, homoeopathy, Kinesiology, crystals, nervous system work, my own therapeutic massage, research, and blood tests.

And something was confirmed- the work I do IS the work. You can’t always be doing THE work, but you can hold yourself within it. To sell all your belongings, house and move into a van with three children, pets, and a dream that it will all work out isn’t something to do while not holding yourself and tending to yourself. I mothered the f**k out of myself over those months while trying to hold myself in other s**t that had gone on behind the scenes of this.

I share these pictures to show how my face- the fascia couldn’t hold under the weight of it all. You can see how my face has adjusted again over the past few weeks since Xanthe’s seizure.

Cont. in comments

“Over an hour of witnessing my child unresponsive in an unexplained seizure, in the depths of Portugal, will teach you w...
07/01/2026

“Over an hour of witnessing my child unresponsive in an unexplained seizure, in the depths of Portugal, will teach you what it actually means to allow life in.“

On Substack

25/10/2025

comment ‘kegal’ and I’ll send you a video explaining more.

for the woman at the back. (Or the woman being told to move from her bed soon after birth for postpartum checks in hospi...
22/10/2025

for the woman at the back. (Or the woman being told to move from her bed soon after birth for postpartum checks in hospital when they could be tended in said bed)

20/10/2025

They told you to squeeze.
To lift.
To tighten.
To keep climbing that endless hill of “shoulds.”
But no one told you what the hill was made of:
exhaustion, birth trauma, unprocessed fear,
the weight of trying to be “strong” when what you really need is to soften.
Your pelvic floor doesn’t need another command.
It needs safety.
It needs you.
It needs downward before it can ever rise.
This isn’t a battle to win.
It’s a body to return to.
🌿
Comment rooted if you’re done with feeling less than whole and like it’s an endless hill climbing vibe.

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