Wonky Witchy Wellness - Tarot Readings & Massage Milton Keynes

05/03/2026

February, you were a challenge, but I’m so grateful 🥲

This month I quit my part time fundraising job with immediate effect - hence the dramatic picture of me, post sob, in my car 😂

I loved the cause with all my heart, but fundraising for me was SO draining. It was costing me energy I didn’t have, and taking me away from what matters most; spending time with my loved ones and building this beautiful wonky business of mine.

So I quit! And just like that, this business became my only source of income 🥹

I wish I could tell you that it’s taken off so much that I don’t need another job. That as soon as I quit, I instantly became inundated with bookings and I’m going to be a full time boss babe forever, but that would be a lie, and I’m all about being honest with you guys.

The truth is, I’ve made the logical (and financially beneficial) decision to temporarily go back into full time corporate work.

I’m all about manifesting abundance and taking risks, but sometimes there comes a time where we have to be realistic, especially if chasing our dreams consistently comes at the financial expense of the people we love.

I will still be growing this business, carrying out voicenote and online readings as and when I can, and I’ll be based at on Tuesdays 15:30-19:30, and Wednesdays 16:00-20:00.

I have not and will not give up on my dreams 💫

I am so unbelievably grateful to my partner, my fur babies, my family and friends, my Nourish family, anyone reading this right now, and to the incredible clients I’ve had the pleasure of working with so far, you’re the reason I’d do this, I couldn’t do it without any of you 🥹🫶🏻

So I guess this is a gentle reminder that success comes in many different forms, the journey towards it is full of ups, downs, and surprises, and that temporarily going back to known safety and security is not selling out.

Growing a business is hard but it’s still growing, and for that I’m so grateful 🥰 I love you!

02/03/2026

There is no ‘one size fits all’ when it comes to this treatment. Each massage is tailored specifically to you, considering your needs, your pain points, and anything that you wish to release.

This is just how I set up the room (and myself) for the treatment, the treatment itself involves a guided meditation, mini oracle reading, and bespoke routine which we build together.

I’m told this treatment is 90 minutes of pure bliss, my clients leave feeling lighter and more connected to themselves. I just wish I could have it done myself to be honest 😂

I’m so proud of my little space and I wanted to show it off!! I hope to see some of you there soon 🧡

25/02/2026

Five essential oils for enhancing your intuition! ✨

Intuition is a funny old thing, it can be hard to know how to recognise it, let alone enhance it.

Something I’ve noticed about intuition is that it tends to speak quietly, it very rarely shouts.

As such, our intuition can often get drowned out by much louder inner voices like fear, ego, and logic.

These oils, along with many others, when used safely and intentionally can assist in enhancing our connection to our intuitive, or even psychic, gifts. Making it easier to distinguish between intuitive knowing and ego driven noise.

Why not try making an anointing oil to use before meditation or divination? 🕯️🔮

When using essential oils please only use 2 drops of essential oil per 5 ml of carrier, especially if using on the skin. Essential oils are highly concentrated and can be very dangerous if handled incorrectly.

I use essential oils like these ones within my sacred ritual aromatherapy massage treatments, considering both the therapeutic and magical properties of the oils to help you heal in mind, body, and spirit. Your body is anointed with the oils and spread gently through the skin, with magical intention and protection weaved throughout 🧡

If you’re curious about essential oils, feel free to pop some questions in the comments, I’d love to share more of this ancient wisdom with you all 🥰

18/02/2026

Super grateful to my wonderful clients yesterday and to the amazing Nourish Holistic Wellbeing and Healing Centre for helping my make my dreams come true 🥹

Getting to deliver my bespoke treatments to you guys has really made all the hard work and tears that I’ve put into this business feel so worth it.

The space is incredible, it’s an honour to work alongside other practitioners who actually care about people, and take such pride in their crafts.

You fill me with joy, I’m so grateful, thank you 🥰✨

13/02/2026

Because the relationship with yourself is the most important one of all 🥰

Relationships are important, connection is important, but we dont need someone else to love us in order to be worthy of love.

This Valentine’s Day I wanted to create a tarot spread that empowers everyone, not just those in relationships.

So whatever your situation, this is your sign to take some time out for you, to be proud of the journey you’ve been on and the person you are 🧡

I love you xo

10/02/2026

To celebrate my partnership with the amazing Nourish Holistic Wellbeing and Healing Centre I have decided to offer everyone some incredible discounts off all of my in person services 🥹✨

For a limited time, I am offering:

20% off my Guided Clarity Tarot Readings -

A one hour session designed to bring you clarity on what you actually want, insight into any obstacles currently standing in your way, and valuable guidance on how to move forward 🧡

Use code: TAROT20 at checkout 💫

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15% off my Sacred Ritual Spiritual Aromatherapy Massage -

A 90 minute treatment that blends FHT accredited aromatherapy massage with unique aspects of my magical practice including: oracle reading, guided meditation, crystal healing, energy work, connection to the goddess, and the elements. You are transported deeper into yourself, releasing old wounds and reconnecting deeper with your soul. Leave feeling reborn 🐦‍🔥

Use code: MASSAGE15 at checkout 💆🏻‍♀️

Link to book 👉🏻 https://www.vagaro.com/cl/uxOcfxg~NhepnvCL11ZKFluaNYDrSosRVEkSGJH6ONk=

I look forward to making magic with you soon✨

10/02/2026

I love yoga but it’s something my mind tends to reject, similarly to meditation I guess! 🥹

I’m so ‘go go go’ that stillness, intentional movement, and presence can feel somewhat uncomfortable.

But it’s so necessary!!I

I always feel amazing after giving my body permission to slow down 🧘🏻‍♀️

Do you have a favourite type of yoga?

07/02/2026

So proud to be a part of this wonderful team 🥰🧡💫

03/02/2026

January, you were actually the craziest month of my life in the best possible way. Thank you so much to the incredible souls supporting me on this journey, I wouldn’t be here without you 🥹❄️

This month I found a home for Wonky Witchy Wellness!! A family of wellness practitioners who are just as passionate about helping people heal as I am 🫶🏻

Nourish Holistic Wellbeing and Healing Centre is a beautiful centre based in Wolverton, Milton Keynes that offers a wide range of therapeutic and healing services, along with some fantastic events and classes.

I feel sooooo lucky to be a part of Sharon’s team and so excited to collaborate with all the talented practitioners, to bring more healing magic to this beautiful space 🥰

I also started my journey towards becoming a Reiki Master. This is something I’ve wanted for around four year’s now, it has changed my life in so many ways 🥲

I met with the wonderful Nicky Marchant at her STUNNING Amazing Grace Temple and had the most profound attunement I could ever have dreamed of ✨

Reiki has deepened my connection to the divine, the earth, and to myself. It’s helped keep me grounded amidst all the crazy change. I don’t know how I was living life without it, but it feels as though a vital piece of me has been restored. I’m so excited to start offering this as a service at Nourish in the spring 🥹🌸

Fundraising for The Wildlife Trusts has been SO eye opening for me. I have learnt so much about resilience and the importance of self care. This job has tested me SO MUCH (I have a huge rejection sensitivity so this has honestly been exposure therapy to try and squeeze that out of me💀😭)

At times I have felt so drained, miserable & hopeless, but also so alive, so grateful, so inspired by the people I’ve met and the conversations we’ve had. What a beautiful cause to be a part of, it’s nice to feel like I’m doing my bit for this beautiful planet, and to learn that most people are good people who want to help 💚🌱

Being mentioned in the local news was so surreal, thank you to my wonderful mother for helping me to capture my journey, and to the MK Citizen for publishing it 🧡

I just really hope my story of heartbreak, recovery and perseverance can inspire others to chase their dreams ✨

No matter how far fetched they might seem, or how dark things feel right now, you can do it. You just have to believe in yourself, be kind to yourself, trust the process, and keep going.

I love you 🧡

31/01/2026

Everything is aligned 🥰✨

Introducing Chloe

We are so excited to welcome Chloe to the Nourish family at Nourish Holistic Wellbeing and Healing Centre Nourish Holistic Therapy

A holistic therapist, eclectic witch, and deeply intuitive healer with a profound love for nature and all living things

Chloe’s work is rooted in sacred ritual and ancient healing practices, offering sessions that speak to the soul, not just the body and mind. With over five years’ experience as an intuitive tarot reader, practicing witch, and astrologist, Chloe brings Guided Clarity Tarot Readings to Nourish, delivered through a wellness lens to help you realign with your divine path and gently illuminate areas of life that may need attention.

Alongside her readings, Chloe also offers Sacred Ritual Spiritual Aromatherapy Massage: a deeply nurturing experience that blends accredited aromatherapy with her own unique branch of magic.

Each session with Chloe is entirely unique.
A ritual.
A weaving of energy.
A spell.

Using elemental wisdom, intuitive tools, and compassionate presence, Chloe helps you explore patterns, unlock emotions, heal pain points, and return to clarity and alignment.

Chloe is also currently training to become a Reiki Master, with Reiki offerings coming to Nourish in Spring 2026.

We cannot wait for you to experience her beautiful work.

Book here or visit www.nourish-holistic.co.uk

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31/01/2026

I’m sooooo beyond excited to be bringing my services to Nourish Holistic Wellbeing and Healing Centre in Wolverton, Milton Keynes 🥰✨

Thank you Sharon and the team for welcoming me into your beautiful family! 🥹🧡

We are proud to Introduce Chloe

We are so excited to welcome Chloe to the Nourish family... a holistic therapist, eclectic witch, and deeply intuitive healer with a profound love for nature and all living things

Chloe’s work is rooted in sacred ritual and ancient healing practices, offering sessions that speak to the soul, not just the body and mind. With over five years’ experience as an intuitive tarot reader, practicing witch, and astrologist, Chloe brings Guided Clarity Tarot Readings to Nourish, delivered through a wellness lens to help you realign with your divine path and gently illuminate areas of life that may need attention.

Alongside her readings, Chloe also offers Sacred Ritual Spiritual Aromatherapy Massage: a deeply nurturing experience that blends accredited aromatherapy with her own unique branch of magic.

Each session with Chloe is entirely unique.
A ritual.
A weaving of energy.
A spell.

Using elemental wisdom, intuitive tools, and compassionate presence, Chloe helps you explore patterns, unlock emotions, heal pain points, and return to clarity and alignment.

Chloe is also currently training to become a Reiki Master, with Reiki offerings coming to Nourish in Spring 2026.

We cannot wait for you to experience her beautiful work.