Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page

Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page Captain Tootys Chat page, every one with a love of 2, 3, or 4 wheels welcome am one of the most "down to earth" admins you will ever meet. I stick to my values.

There is nothing about me (or what I own) that is any better than anyone else. That said, I do strive for excellence in everything I do, as I think everyone should. As admin, I have studied every brand of motorcycles there is, to "qualify" myself to run a biker page. Also owned well over a 100 bikes, and to date 79 trikes, most makes, I've been riding nearly 50 years. I love ALL brands, and think each one has a specific function for the rider in question. I say this as humble as possible - don't compare brands on this page. You won't like the outcome. Harley and Yamaha are my personal favorites, but I don't promote ANY brand, because I think it's irrelevant. I like Harley because it SCREAMS "Bad Boy", and always will. I like Kawasaki because the brand has never changed hands, and the owner is a stickler for quality - (can you say "Samaria sword?"). But I buy used - I look for bikes & trikes in need of a little TLC. Once a bike/trike has been sold, every bit of money spent on it goes back into the community. Being a disabled Biker/Triker myself I understand what its like to want to keep the lifestyle, the way of life our hearts want, but sometimes can't quite find. after being given early medical retirement from government service, I now dedicate my time to helping others stay sane, in this crazy world. If you need help, advice, a friend, just ask. Trikes for sale, just ask, I always know someone selling, and feel free to advertise on this page.

21/12/2025

The Sunday Morning Smile : Pete and Mary were in the mall when a priest stopped them and said, "Didn't I marry you two last year?"
Pete replied, "Yes, Father, you did."
The priest asked, "Any children yet?"
Mary sighed, "Unfortunately, not yet."
The priest smiled and said, "I'm going to Rome - I'll light a candle for you both to be blessed with children."
Years later, Mary runs into the priest again. He asks, "So... any kids yet?"
She beams, "Yes! Two sets of twins and six more - ten in total!"
The priest says, "That's wonderful! Where's your husband, Pete?"
Mary replies, "He's gone to Rome... to blow out your bloody candle!"

20/12/2025

The Silly Saturday Smile :
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about s*x:

He asked. "How often should you have it?"

His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, s*x tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have s*x maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary."

The young fellow then asked his grandfather. "Well how about you and grandma now?"

His grandfather replied. "Oh, we just have oral s*x now."

"What's oral s*x?" The young fellow asked.

"Well," grandpa said. "She goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. And she yells. 'F**k you' and I holler back. 'F**k you too.'" 😂
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19/12/2025

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19/12/2025

Merry Christmas from The Horse/Backstreet Choppers!!

19/12/2025

The Freaky Friday Smile:
After a lot of heart-searching, I've decided not to change my toasted sandwich maker.
Better the Breville you know.

18/12/2025

The Thirsty Thursday Smile :
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,

"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the ass on the back of the horse, instead of on top."

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17/12/2025

The Wacky Wednesday smile :
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life:

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said. "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said. "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy replied. "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said. "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat." 😂
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16/12/2025
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Daytona Bike Week

16/12/2025

Good Morning ☀️

SUZUKA

16/12/2025
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The Iconic #7 Barry Sheene 😎


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