Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page

Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page Captain Tootys Chat page, every one with a love of 2, 3, or 4 wheels welcome am one of the most "down to earth" admins you will ever meet. I stick to my values.

There is nothing about me (or what I own) that is any better than anyone else. That said, I do strive for excellence in everything I do, as I think everyone should. As admin, I have studied every brand of motorcycles there is, to "qualify" myself to run a biker page. Also owned well over a 100 bikes, and to date 79 trikes, most makes, I've been riding nearly 50 years. I love ALL brands, and think

each one has a specific function for the rider in question. I say this as humble as possible - don't compare brands on this page. You won't like the outcome. Harley and Yamaha are my personal favorites, but I don't promote ANY brand, because I think it's irrelevant. I like Harley because it SCREAMS "Bad Boy", and always will. I like Kawasaki because the brand has never changed hands, and the owner is a stickler for quality - (can you say "Samaria sword?"). But I buy used - I look for bikes & trikes in need of a little TLC. Once a bike/trike has been sold, every bit of money spent on it goes back into the community. Being a disabled Biker/Triker myself I understand what its like to want to keep the lifestyle, the way of life our hearts want, but sometimes can't quite find. after being given early medical retirement from government service, I now dedicate my time to helping others stay sane, in this crazy world. If you need help, advice, a friend, just ask. Trikes for sale, just ask, I always know someone selling, and feel free to advertise on this page.

12/05/2026

# The Extreme Engineering of the Honda CBX V12 Cafe Racer

Some custom motorcycles are modified for style, while others are built to challenge the limits of mechanical possibility itself. The extraordinary Honda CBX V12 is one of those rare machines. Created by former South African motorcycle racer Andreas Georgeades, this stunning cafe racer was engineered by combining two legendary Honda CBX six-cylinder engines into a single monstrous 2,000cc V12 powerplant. The result was an incredibly complex machine featuring 48 valves, a custom-built crankshaft system, and one of the most intimidating engine layouts ever fitted into a motorcycle chassis.

What makes the Honda CBX V12 especially fascinating is how it blends brutal engineering with elegant craftsmanship. The polished aluminum bodywork gives the motorcycle a classic cafe racer appearance, while the enormous V12 engine dominates the design like a mechanical centerpiece. Multiple rear silencers and the wide engine profile immediately reveal that this is far beyond an ordinary custom build. Projects like this demonstrate the creativity of independent builders who transform already legendary motorcycles into completely new engineering statements. Even among custom motorcycle enthusiasts, the CBX V12 remains one of the rarest and most technically ambitious creations ever assembled by hand.

Despite its incredible presence, a motorcycle powered by a handmade V12 engine comes with major practical compromises. The engine’s width and weight make handling far more difficult than a standard motorcycle, while cooling and synchronization become extremely demanding engineering tasks. Maintenance is also highly specialized because many internal components — including the crankshaft system — are fully custom-made and impossible to replace with standard factory parts.

**Fun Fact:**
The original Honda CBX from the late 1970s was already famous for its inline-six engine, but Andreas Georgeades doubled the concept into a V12 configuration, creating one of the wildest Honda-based motorcycles ever built.

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12/05/2026

Give ‘em the ole one-two punch 🥊

12/05/2026
12/05/2026

Bike4Life 2026: Road closures, timings and best viewing spots as huge event returns this weekend

12/05/2026

The Loopy Tuesday Smile:
Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine:

It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says. "Pierre, kiss me."

So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" Shrieks Marie.

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"

His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says. "Pierre,
kiss me lower."

Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.

"Pierre, what are you doing?" She says.

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."

Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her p***y.
He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.

Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams. "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot and when I go down, I go down in flames!" 😂😂😂

11/05/2026

🖤❤🖤

11/05/2026
11/05/2026

The Mad Monday morning smile: Three women, one engaged, one a mistress, & one married. They decide to treat their men by wearing black stockings & suspenders,black leather basque, black knee high boots and a leather face mask.
Later the engaged women says, "My man jumped me and shagged me all night!"
The mistress adds, "Me too. We had wild, dirty s*x till dawn!"
The married woman says, "My husband came home, slapped my arse and said, 'What's for tea Batman?'"😅

10/05/2026

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