The Canoe River Cleaner

The Canoe River Cleaner I'm simply a guy with a canoe keeping the river tidy for the wildlife and local residents 🛶🛶
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I Cried In The Bath 🛁 😭Right, so this is NOT a sympathy post, it's more a request for advice. You can laugh though, if y...
25/11/2025

I Cried In The Bath 🛁 😭

Right, so this is NOT a sympathy post, it's more a request for advice. You can laugh though, if you want.

So, I'm nearly two weeks in with this injury and I figured it was high time I stopped avoiding cleanliness just because im down in the dumps, and have myself a scrub.

Now, a shower is completely out of the question in case i slip, and a traditional strip wash just feels weird and isn't going well, so i opted for the bath (rightly or wrongly)

Due to my excitement, I filled the bath higher than usual and used an unnecessary amount of jasmine infused bubble bath. If I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it in style. Anyway all that style went of the window as I attempted (with said leg hanging over the edge) to lower myself backwards into the water. It's not a manoeuvre that I've ever tried before and soon realised that, despite having fairly good upper body strength, it was far from strong enough to lower myself that far down. My left arm slipped, my leg went up and my head went under, throwing about a million litres of water onto the bathroom floor 😅 Luckily my core strength was sufficient enough to be able to lift my head and body up and out.
The leg remained dry and unharmed, but I sat on the bathroom floor and had a frustrated upset moment.

Anyway, my question is to those who have been in a similar situation with a cast or a special boot as I dont fancy a repeat performance of this evening.

Is there a device I can use in the shower, a temporary hoist for the bath? Do you suggest I stick with a strip wash or simply keep masking with cheap smelly deodorant? Is there a waterproof contraption for the boot so I can get into a bath normally? Do I lay in the garden lathered up in shower gel waiting for a downpour?

Sensible answers only please, this is no laughing matter 🤭

Fancy helping this wonderful toerag? ...then please read onI’ve got a slightly quirky way for someone to support an amaz...
25/11/2025

Fancy helping this wonderful toerag?
...then please read on

I’ve got a slightly quirky way for someone to support an amazing young chap.

Theo is on day 80/100 of collecting one bag of litter every single day, and he’s already cleared a massive 237kg.
His fundraiser is for the rather admirable Surfers Against Sewage and is sitting at £1,781. We want to help push him even further.

My friend Rob has very kindly offered up his Sony Bravia 40" LCD TV in excellent condition, and works perfectly, just not a smart model.

Instead of the money going to mine and Zac's slush fund for children's litter-picking equipment, this time it was decided that it should go to Theo instead.

👉 So, who would kindly give me £50?
100% goes straight to his charity page. TV goes straight to you. Everyone wins, even the litter 💚

Theo’s Super Litter Pick
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Quite like stars and stuff, but dont know what the hell you're looking at? 🌟✨️Have no fear, Paul Money's here!The bar is...
25/11/2025

Quite like stars and stuff, but dont know what the hell you're looking at? 🌟✨️

Have no fear, Paul Money's here!

The bar is fully stocked, and there's free tea and coffee....oh and FREE entry

Wed 26th 7.15pm Cleethorpes Cricket Club (fully stocked bar and free tea/coffee)

We’re delighted to welcome the SPACEMAN himself, Paul L Money as our guest speaker this Wednesday 🪐 🌕

He is an astronomer, a long standing reviewer for BBC Sky at Night magazine, and a self published author, oh and he's also familiar voice on BBC local radio 🎙

Paul has spent years taking people to see the Northern Lights and total solar eclipses, including trips to Turkey, China and even the Arctic ice on board a Russian nuclear icebreaker! He has been recognised with national awards for his work bringing astronomy and space to the public, and he publishes the annual NightScenes sky guide for amateur stargazers. And if that was not enough, he even has his own Wikipedia page 😀

Come along to hear him bring the night sky, space exploration and a lifetime of stories to life

Me personally? Im here for the tie 🤣 What a legend

7.15pm at Cleethorpes Cricket Club off Chichester Road or 6.30pm if you fancy a quick headtorch walk beforehand (meet in the car park for that)

It's FREE with our donation bucket hovering around and no need to book ✅️

Tuesday Tomfoolery 🤗Such a brilliant morning was had, filled with community spirit and unwavering positivity!As the weat...
25/11/2025

Tuesday Tomfoolery 🤗

Such a brilliant morning was had, filled with community spirit and unwavering positivity!

As the weather turns at this time of year, it's not always as easy to do our outdoor activities for as long as we'd like, so we've taken to extending our coffee and chinwag sessions in the warmth 😅

Today, we decided to eke it out with a quiz, curated by Steve, who has been a regular at our Tuesday sessions since the start. He was a great quizmaster and whilst none of us blew the roof off with our knowledge (besides Alastair) we invariably learned a lot. Win win 🏆

After a few more minutes gassing, the team got out onto the streets for a quick litterpick making the shopping precinct safer and tidier. All the items were bagged up and reported to NELC for collection ✅️

Thanks to everyone who came along. It was bloomin lovely.

P.S.

For those of you who fancy getting involved in our Time Out Tuesday sessions, we alternate between a nature walk and a litterpick and they both start at 10am with a hot drink and a natter beforehand.
Lob next Tuesday in your diaries, and check on this page a few days before for finer details.

P.P.S. These events are all made possible by the wonderful Centre4

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Keep Britain Tidy

Grabbing a bit of nature 🌳🦊I'm a massive advocate for nature based activities to improve mental health and promote wellb...
24/11/2025

Grabbing a bit of nature 🌳🦊

I'm a massive advocate for nature based activities to improve mental health and promote wellbeing, but due to recent events, they've been a little tricky to access.

So this morning was a god send. A wonderful visit to my stomping ground as a child. The wonderful towns holt.

I remember this area being bone dry when it was my playground almost 40 years ago, and now, thanks to one of our unique blow wells throwing chalk filtered water everywhere, it's become a rather special place and a haven for wildlife.

Sadly, not much of it showed up this morning 🤣 but that wasnt the point, and I had a great time regardless. It was all about the time out.

Massive thank you for the bright spark that covered the bridge in grip tape! So much safer for all concerned 👍

Please enjoy these mediocre photos.

You WONT keep me down 🙂I would love it if you could join me tomorrow from 10 till 12👇👇Join me for Time Out Tuesday 💚(Tue...
24/11/2025

You WONT keep me down 🙂

I would love it if you could join me tomorrow from 10 till 12

👇👇

Join me for Time Out Tuesday 💚
(Tues 25th 10am)

If you fancy a bit of a recharge, meeting some nice people, and doing something positive, then head on down 🙂

Order of service...

* Coffee and a chinwag

* Quick quiz to give our noggins some exercise

* Community litterpick

You'll deffo love it.

Centre4 Wootton Road (walk into the reception and I will meet you there)

All free, no need to book, just pop along.

I'm so blinkin grateful 🙏 Whilst, you're not gonna keep this man down, there's certainly only so much I can do at the mi...
24/11/2025

I'm so blinkin grateful 🙏

Whilst, you're not gonna keep this man down, there's certainly only so much I can do at the minute, and I have to admit that.

Fortunately, I have some wonderful people around me in the form of the Freshney Comrades, who are hell-bent on keeping our river in good order 💚

When I first started the Comrades I was the big boss man 🤣 and now (and rightly so) im just that 'bloke in the boat', but what I have managed to garner is the friendship and loyalty of the team, who are clearly doing their utmost to take up the slack!

I'm not going to mention names, as I won't hear the last of it if I forget anyone, but here’s a boatload of photos showing those who have our river Freshney at the top of their list 💚

Canal & River Trust
Freshney Comrades
Keep Britain Tidy
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23/11/2025

This morning was alright !

Follow 👇👇 for more info

All Things Good And Nice C.I.C

Hurrah for massively awesome humans 💚 Today I had the absolute pleasure of meeting the NEL4Heroes gang.A cracking bunch ...
23/11/2025

Hurrah for massively awesome humans 💚

Today I had the absolute pleasure of meeting the NEL4Heroes gang.

A cracking bunch of Armed Forces veterans who, some of which, like me at the minute, are held together by caffeine, breakfast buns, and a selection of medical imperfections that could probably fill an NHS training manual 😅

I’d received this message from Kevin earlier in the week, and honestly… it floored me (in a good way, not in the 'James has injured himself at badminton again' way ):

It read.....

'Hi James, I'm so sorry to hear of your injury. I help run a local charity called NEL4Heroes… We met today to discuss how we can help you, if you want it, to continue to do the amazing stuff that you do. I'm not sure any of us will be wading through rivers, but we'd gladly litter pick to continue your excellent work… Just let us know what we can do (in support of your goals and in your name)'
Kevin, NEL4Heroes Secretary

So, these legends actually got together today just to talk about how they could help keep the momentum going while I’m out of action. I mean… who does that?! Proper community-minded, sleeves rolled up, 'let’s crack on' types.

They might not fancy jumping in rivers (fair enough 🤣), but they’ve offered their hands, time, and support if I need any help whilst im flawed.

We cleaned what we could between Cleethorpes leisure centre and our Boating Lake, with a total of 6 bags of waste collected. We utilised the NELC bins which had been emptied a few hours prior 👍

Huge respect to them, nearly 500 members strong, full of heart, humour, and the kind of positivity you can only get from people who’ve seen a lot and still choose to show up for others.

Feeling very grateful, and very humbled.

These gents deserve our long, continuous, and uninterrupted applause 👏

North East Lincolnshire Council
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FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!So many people keep asking for a poster type affair which gives people a heads up of my other activit...
23/11/2025

FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!

So many people keep asking for a poster type affair which gives people a heads up of my other activities throughout the week.

Well, here it is.

A timetable of community based activities aimed squarely at bringing people together, especially through these darker months 💚

Please be aware that further info for each event will go out on my other page All Things Good And Nice C.I.C a day or two beforehand.

Thank you for your support

The Canopy Community Hub
North East Lincolnshire Council
Centre4
Riverhead Coffee

I WENT IN.....or did I?Ha ha, this is beyond funny 🤣🤣Thanks to Adam and Zac for cheering me up with this !!
22/11/2025

I WENT IN.....or did I?

Ha ha, this is beyond funny 🤣🤣

Thanks to Adam and Zac for cheering me up with this !!

The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown ⚔️Men and women, begin to clear your diaries for Fridays at 12pm, as there is a battle of w...
21/11/2025

The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown ⚔️

Men and women, begin to clear your diaries for Fridays at 12pm, as there is a battle of wits afoot. 🧐

What I thought would be a light-hearted quiz quickly escalated, when Paddy dramatically declared… “GIRLS VS BOYS!” 😮

The showdown was so close that both teams are now hunting for fresh recruits in their quest for ultimate victory.

Each week’s Friday madness is hosted by the wonderful The Canopy Community Hub

We start the proceedings with a lovely pre-match circumnavigate of the park in its autumn gown to get the cogs whirring. We do this to increase our steps and improve our fitness as we descend into winter.

There’s delicious food and drink for anyone who fancies a nibble, and the whole afternoon is perfect for anyone wanting to boost their fitness and connect with lovely people.

And as always, the staff at The Canopy were absolutely fantastic, so come on down, want for nothing, and get your body and mind healthy 🙂



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