
05/08/2025
Wanna get flustered, hot, bothered? Feel like swearing and cussing and spitting? (🤣)
Easy … just order a swim wetsuit - that doesn’t fit!
Guaranteed to aggravate, p*ss you off and make you feel techy as hell. 😵💫🤣
‘Won’t pull up any more!!’
‘Can’t get my blinkin’ hands through’
‘I’m getting hot - really hot!’ 🔥
Ok .. so I bought a medium. This wetsuit is for someone who barely has ankles, very thin legs, and no body and is no taller than 4 feet. Wants to look and swim like a tadpole.
We’re all different sizes and shapes Manda
We are …, and that’s what I teach
(Need to calm down and meditate 🙏🤷♀️🙃😜💜)