06/04/2026
Hi. It’s me. The dog. I’d like to report an injustice. 🐾
That is my bed. I would like that to be clear from the start.
I got up for a very reasonable amount of time… came back… and now there is a cat in it.
A CAT.
She is asleep. Curled up. Comfortable. Unapologetic.
Like she pays the bills and bought it herself.
I have looked at her. I have looked at the human. I have looked back at her again. Nobody is taking this seriously.
I don’t want to cause a scene… but I would just like to lie down in my own bed. Is that too much to ask?
Kind regards,
A very patient boy currently bedless and questioning everything
😆