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14/12/2025

Good buy or too pricey?

To imagine that some pple like me was appeased like goddess of fertility to consider coming to the uk and continuing 1 o...
13/12/2025

To imagine that some pple like me was appeased like goddess of fertility to consider coming to the uk and continuing 1 of the longest journey in my life so far🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Umuchukwu,aswerugod,if not that chukwu showed me mercy and ignored my fish sense then ehh

If like i was still home now and matter got to this nnukwu Ego level ehhhh, I FOR LEAVE OBODO OYIBO FOR YOU ODOGWU NURSES
cos tell me who is me? Who is she? Who is am? Small nyash wey dey shake?

When i decided to turn gear to uk, ielts then was only 75k and e remain small make them do second collection for me to pay the fee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lets not just start story this night now ooo

Use this goat meat with skin i used to make proper ofe Ede courtesy of my visitor to cool ya temper

Yes,na goat with skin fir uk oo,eye no dey pain you nwachukwu🫣🤣

We are grateful for thus far lord

So now,back to the gistWhat is this osce self sponsor: refer to previous post of mine.These odogwu vvip nurse,after pass...
13/12/2025

So now,back to the gist

What is this osce self sponsor: refer to previous post of mine.

These odogwu vvip nurse,after passing their ielts and cbt whose expiry date in 2 years,after writing thousands of applications and being rejected,instead of allowing their very hard earned certs to expire,they gather huge sum of ego and pay for all the previously listed fees to get a uk pin( license)

Why: to boost their chances of being employed by a facility
Atleast they may considered them more seeing that they are registered nurses,instead of bearing the financial brunt of hiring them from scratch,you get?

Will it help? It is believed that 1 of the reasons for the slow/scarce recruitment of internationally educated Nurses is lack of Fund,so yes....

Is it a sure way out? Not at all,as a matter of fact,chances are still slim

Then why are they "wasting" their money na? : A ga eji ngbabu hara ogu?...mbah
They decided to choose faith over fear believing that their case will be different,so they DARE.

E NO DON DEY REACH TIME WEY IEN TRAINED NURSE GO SWEAR FOR PERSON AND E GO CATCH THE PERSON...cos i mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!😒😒😒😒




13/12/2025

Who says these children are not learning?
Who says they dont understand the nags?

I was obviously disappointed,it did not turn as worse as i imagined💃💃💃

A decently fitted diaper on meremeze's bum by ife shocked me too but dont ask me how long it took me to me to clean up the bathroom where they helped me give the little one a bath🤣🤣🤣

We move,it can only get better

Let me start from stating what the original(Awuf) plan was or use to be before this self sponsored route came upAs a nur...
13/12/2025

Let me start from stating what the original(Awuf) plan was or use to be before this self sponsored route came up

As a nurse:

Take IELTS and get the required band score( overall of 7)

Register on the nmc

Take the NMC part 1( cbt ) exams in any of the approved centres in nigeria.

If you pass both,start job hunt with the Nhs or carehomes

Get invited for interview,confidently aporoach it,get approved and get the job

Employer now requesting for supporting documents like school transcripts,medicals and police clearance.

They need all these and others to file for a certificate of sponsorship(cos) from home office.

Once they get it,they send it to you and you proceed to apply for your work visa.

Visa get approved,send to your employer and they book your flight.

Come to the Airport and pick you,drop you at the fully paid apartment for 1 to 6months
Depends on the trust and level of benevolence( mine was for 1month only)
Bills inclusive oooo

Learnt some trust even pay you sign up bonus sef

Now,your first pay starts counting from the very day you land their Airport.

For 6 to 8 weeks,you are attending trust sponsored boot camp to enable you pass the NMC PART 2 OSCE EXAM,fully paid by the trust and even if you fail,they still pay for your resist until if after 3 attempts and you dont pass,then............( another topic)

Now, they will reimburse the following even though not immediately for certain trust like mine

1.your ielts fee
2.your part 1 nmc exam fee
3.your medical fee
4.your visa fee
5......what did i miss?
6.your 1st and 2nd nmc registeration fee

What did i miss?

To be continued..............


It has been alot of catching up with her today.Since 2013,we left school of post basic midwifery,we saw,hugged,slept and...
12/12/2025

It has been alot of catching up with her today.

Since 2013,we left school of post basic midwifery,we saw,hugged,slept and jisted today.

She landed live and direct in my humble cold home🤣

Jist plenty .
Breakfast: jist
Lunch: jist
Dinner now is still jist

🤣🤣🤣🥰

1 thing i cannot fail to say here is this, you nurses who now do self sponsored osce,changing your hard naira to pounds are the real VVIP, nothing anyone can tell me honestly.
Haaaaa,

A call to those of us who got it on a platter of gold to be GRATEFUL

stop wasting your joy putting your mind where you have not been to instead of concentrating in your present and being GRATEFUL.

Uber alone from the nearest Airport to my house was 48pounds plus=100,000 naira

How much be civil servant salary back home?
If you remove 100k ,how much remain?

Meanwhile during our turn,the trust sends a clean mini van to come pick us from the Airport after a smooth direct trust -paid flight with Virgin atlantic Airline Virgin Atlantic

I have alot to say about this,will continue after sabbath.

REMEMBER COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS,LEAVE TOMORROW ALONE,
CONCENTRATE ON TODAY AND BE GRATEFUL

12/12/2025

Hey lovelies!
Are you all ok!

I dont know how i started this mannerism or when i started but i know where........nodding my head like ndi "I" in a con...
11/12/2025

I dont know how i started this mannerism or when i started but i know where........nodding my head like ndi "I" in a conversation🙄😒😒😒😒🙄

Bikonu head dey pain me now

This needs to stop Asap

But i keep forgetting to be intentional during the conversation....haa, head is paining me now biko....help me😒😒😒😒😒

Who told me that is the only way to show " that am listening to you naa?

Hmmm

HandoverOnye ocha colleague:.................Me: is he oldOnye ocha colleague: not really!Me: how old is he x?Onyeocha c...
11/12/2025

Handover

Onye ocha colleague:.................

Me: is he old

Onye ocha colleague: not really!

Me: how old is he x?

Onyeocha colleague: 76years

Me:🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😬

So 76 no old for your eyes ba?

You know how cow we dey kill for 50years own?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

God abeg ooo

But guys,what do you think is contributing to thier increased lifespan?...am thinking

11/12/2025

Nothing happening,am just chasing some urgent 10k
Adulthood is Adulting🙄

Quinoa! Quinoa! QuinoaNgwanu,osubrile🤣Something i cannot even pronounce🫣🤣No be to rush go buy ooo na to eat am/use am🤣🤣🤣...
10/12/2025

Quinoa! Quinoa! Quinoa

Ngwanu,osubrile🤣

Something i cannot even pronounce🫣🤣

No be to rush go buy ooo na to eat am/use am🤣🤣🤣🤣

Since i bought this,i have not gathered morale to cook it, maybe cos i dont know how too🤣

My husband said is my specialty to run and buy and not use at the end of the day.

Hair?
Clothes
Different spices and foods?
Supplements?

Just name it🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gluten free foods
Green tea
Indian herbal tea bags
Aloe vera supplent

Orishirishi🤣🤣

Pls come and confirm am not the only 1 with this disease ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

10/12/2025

Do not underestimate the power of those walk steps when it comes to overall Gut health

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