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We are really learning… and learning the hard way.Last week, I sent out some bills early — I actually love paying ahead....
29/04/2026

We are really learning… and learning the hard way.

Last week, I sent out some bills early — I actually love paying ahead.
Then yesterday, I got an mail from one of the companies (energy):
“Your payment did not go through — insufficient funds.”

🙄 How is that even possible?

It didn’t stop there. I was charged a penalty — basically like a “bounced check.”

This morning, another email came in from the leasing office… same issue, but this time an even bigger charge (they called it an NCF charge — and yes, it looks percentage-based 😩).

Now the big question:
How can there be insufficient funds when I had money in my account?

Here’s the backstory…

Since we moved here, we’ve been paying bills with our card — always with extra charges. We didn’t mind because we didn’t know there was another way.
Note here: the banking system here is not pretty straightforward,personally speaking

Later, we discovered we could pay directly using our bank account — no extra fees.
As a “money saver,” I quickly switched.

Well… that “saving” has now cost me almost 50x the card charges I was trying to avoid 🤦‍♀️
And the painful truth?
Ignorance is not an excuse.

Here’s what likely happened:
In your bank, you have checking and savings accounts.
If you enter the wrong one — even if all the money is yours — the system will not “figure it out” for you.
If the selected account doesn’t have enough money → payment fails → penalty applies.

Simple. Brutal.

Now my concern is this:
It’s almost the 1st of the month.
Those you owe don’t care about your story.
Miss the deadline → late fees start piling up daily.

The hard truth?
Nobody cares. “I don’t know” does not exist.

So please, learn from this: those it may concern in the future;
Always confirm which account your money is in

Double-check payment details before submitting

Don’t assume the system will help you

Save yourself the stress, the embarrassment, and the unnecessary charges.

Lesson learned — the hard way.

29/04/2026

I decided to continue...i really dont know why i am hesistating to share this honestly..

Lets see how it goes

29/04/2026

My morning look,dont be deceived with this look,i am on an indabosky aura this morning🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ndi awam,dem wan try me but we go speak english na😆😆😆

1st assignment of the day: speak up

That is life,you go speak for yourself...nobody will,nobody cares
Wish me luck

29/04/2026

I was watching my own video (the one on how to preserve yam while cooking), minding my business…Then Ife looked at me an...
29/04/2026

I was watching my own video (the one on how to preserve yam while cooking), minding my business…

Then Ife looked at me and said:
“Mummy, it’s good you’re recording this video… so when I grow up, I’ll come back and learn how to cook from it.”
I smiled.....But wait oo

😳😳😳

Wait… have you caught the hidden message or should I break it down?

This is not just “aww so cute.”
This is future accountability speaking live and direct 😅

Translation:
“Mama Ife, be careful what you post today… because tomorrow, we will replay it.”

😭😭😭

Because this generation we are raising?
Ah! They are not the ones you will gather and start singing:
“I suffered for you… I did everything for you…”

They will just open archive, press play and say:
“But mummy… evidence dey here now.”

😂😂😂

My people, let’s be intentional o…
The digital footprint we are leaving today is somebody’s life manual tomorrow.

God help us not to lose focus 🙏
Be careful!

28/04/2026

POV: HOW TO PRESERVE YOUR YAM

i bought this box of yam since january,it can remain this way for as long as,so long it is frozen

Same thing with plaintain...just make sure you
1. You dont thaw them before use
2. Put inside hot oil or boiling water

If obeyed...you are good to go

Someone  recently asked me this: "so nne,you have finally experienced the both now, Uk and Usa,what is your final answer...
28/04/2026

Someone recently asked me this: "so nne,you have finally experienced the both now, Uk and Usa,what is your final answer?"

I first laughed at the "final answer"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

In my mind,am like why did you remove the nigeria,abi nigeria no follow for the option being delibrated? Reni banza kowai🤣🤣🤣

Come and see jubilation when they trace their ancestry to nigeria and you that have it on a platter of gold dey rena(hausa word) the green passport 🤣🤣🤣

Back to the jist.....my answer was: it is too early for me to say but overall, IT DEPEND THE ORIGINAL REASON THAT MADE YOU TURN TO CATTLE REARER LOOKING FOR GREEN GRASS🤣🤣🤣

So make your research and choose you this day.

So what is your main target?
Family reunion?
More incentive?
Free healthcare( if at all any is free🙄)
Food?...yes,food
Work -life balance( no one has this,you create this, NB: ironically,one is generally thought to have more of this point)
Safety..
Education
Cost of living
Disposable fund
Etc add yours

Just sha make sure you know your reason,be sure,very sure
Generally,manage your expectations.

Dont forget again to bear this in mind,any point any one says is "relative" to them,it may not be perculiar to you.
So, no one is wrong ,no one is right

You,what is/are your driving factor for planning and taking those exams you are up to?
Tell me

I still do the "are you ok" greeting upandan the corridor.Guess what,poor them, they actually pause to answer  accuratel...
28/04/2026

I still do the "are you ok" greeting upandan the corridor.
Guess what,poor them, they actually pause to answer accurately🙄🤣🤣,

No sweetheart,that greeting is same as "goodmorning" e no need answer,he no need live situation report🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

All it require is a very brief jacha ese,close the ese immediately as if you never smiled,hold your cup of coffee with 2 sugars please! Clench on it well as its warmth radiates to your cold fingers.

At most,pause and listen to how my dog and cat had a bad night...keep the awwnnn sound steady and a touch of "bless you"
Then close the mass with "see you in a bit"
"Alright my darling"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Little things that keep a people🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰....

The culture of a people is their beauty...true

Here in the US—church, school, anywhere—once people hear my children speak, the reaction is always the same: “Please don...
28/04/2026

Here in the US—church, school, anywhere—once people hear my children speak, the reaction is always the same: “Please don’t let them lose that British accent!” 😂🥰
They literally just want to keep hearing them talk.

But ah… let me prepare you—it's disappearing fast-fast 😅
Trust children, they adapt at lightning speed. Kpele oo 🤣

If we’re being honest, there’s just something about that British accent… the clarity, the stress on every word, that soft “gentility” it carries. It’s sweet, no lie.

Now me? 😄
Mine is a full mix—Engli-igbo, Igbo + British + “gwogwo” English… basically nkwobi na h 🤣🤣
And people always say, “We can’t place your accent, but you speak so well!” Then comes the classic question: “Where are you originally from?”

Honestly, even me, I enjoy hearing myself sometimes 😂
Now imagine you listening… (if you like use gastropage to judge lorreta,come and see me in action on my iru aha na and you will know that difference is clear 🤣🤣)

Maybe this is one of those “you don’t value something until it’s fading” moments? 🥰

No comparison really… but let’s give credit where it’s due—
that British accent? E sweet well well 💐

27/04/2026

Try again...ehhhhh
try again
go again
keep trying
e go click one day,someday and maybe sooner than you thought
゚viralシ

27/04/2026

People crave for what they do not have or cant afford with the moment..very true

If not tell,tell why you will be on night shift and all you imagine is a cozy warm bed and a strong arm around you.....🙄🙄🙄🙄

Aunty,you cannnot afford it in this 12 hours you sold out...🙄🙄🙄


27/04/2026

My 1st time making short bread....it was delicious
The way it melts in your mouth is heavenly...chia.

I finished the last dose this night,i refused posting since last week so that una long throat no go short my dose🫣🫣😛😛

Again,am here to support the motion that say,you are what you eat..as evidenced by my latest weight

Wetin dem dey tell pikin wey dey climb na jisike( weldone)keep gastrochefing😒😒😒😒


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