05/04/2026
hey, this is capitalism popping in to notify you that you’re being personally targeted for GLP1 usage!
your weight, health status, and medical history are not relevant here. all that what matters is that with enough nudging, you’re susceptible to self doubt, peer pressure, & body image issues!
I know we’ve been saying that we created these drugs ONLY to help people who need them most, but honestly, we don’t care who takes them as long as they pay us & get hooked on em in the process!
and when you eventually stop them & gain the weight back, don’t worry! we’ll pop you on another strain & make you feel like it was all your fault anyways.
note: we’ll also be taking no responsibility for longterm health affects either - you were predisposed to that!
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what do you think about this?
have you ever got caught up in a health trend just because it was “popular”?
what trend should I break down next?
comment SHOW ME to watch my full breakdown on the GLP1 trend from a marketing perspective 🫡