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ASMR, No B1/H1, Mohan Cooperative Indl Estate Postal Code, Delhi (2025)

09/09/2024

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1. Do you know that too much of thinking can kill you? Just think about it.😬😬🥴
2. In 2026, girls will be like "precious, are you going to favour's abortion party?"🙄🥺🥺
3. Please guys, look beyond ass and breast, your kids deserve a mom that can stand up and speak fluently and intelligently during PTA meetings.😆😆😆🙏🏻
4. Please how can I fry my chicken peacefully without my landlord hearing the "Ssssshss" sound? I'm owing him two years rent🥺🥺🥺
5. I need a woman that will come home and see me with another woman and be like "Wow! Honey you are enjoying o"😋😊😊😊
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6. This one I'm not hearing "1k to get 8k and 2k to get 16k"
hmmm, I hope all is well?🙄😹😹😹
7. Anytime I make my girlfriend angry, I will just use my mom's phone and text her "My daughter, he told me everything, please forgive him" and FIAM! We are good.
Sense u will not kill me oneday!!!😋🤣🤣🤣
8. Dear guys, if you are not dating her, stop commenting "My love, My baby" on her posts, allow me to know when to shoot my shots.
I hate confusion🥺🥺😹🙏🏻

9. Stop saying she left you because you are poor, my brother, if its possible, won't you leave yourself?😬🙄🤣🤣🤣
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10. If your woman cheats, that's your fault bro, women don't just cheat for no reason.
Ladies! Are you people hearing me or should I increase the volume of the Mic?🙄😬😬
11. So I was chatting with my Bae and I wanted to tease her by saying "Olodo" BOOM! Auto correct wrote "Olosho" then my phone shut down....
Hmmm, anywhere I'm single again.🥺🥺🥺😢
12. Someone should help me tell these traditional medical doctors that the problem of this country is bad administration and not drugs for cholera and low s***m count.
Thank you.😊😊🥴
13. E don happen oooo.
Wife Call police to arrest her Husband side chick. Police reach there the side chick na DPO wife🙆🏾‍♂️😹😹😹😬
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14. My sister, sell that Iphone and eat, don't let hunger kill you

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04/09/2024

I was invited to a wedding, when I reached the hotel i found two doors written
1 . bride relatives
2. Groom relatives

I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors

1 . ladies
2. Men

I went through the one for men only to find two more doors

1 . people with gifts
2. people without gift

I went through the one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written:
‘So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way’
😂😂😂😂
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04/09/2024

🌝🤩😍😁 LAUGH WITH 😅😅😅😆😆😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣😂😆😀😁

1" Common iPhone8 you
won't buy for her but will be pressing her breast like yesterday fufu😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
2"Dem lap You for Bus you Still geh Mind they toast girl Wey Near you😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
3" She's telling you her R**e story and ur Propeller is already standing, bro Wetin u wan do😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
4" I said we should meet
in FRONT of the restaurant & you're already INSIDE
reading menu?
Finish reading and meet me outside😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
5" My Engrish ticha jost scored Me 4 In My Test I Kant jost 0ndastand😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
6"Yhu Still Dey Vex?
That's How Nigeria Girls Apologies😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
7" I'm sure it's the whites that killed Jesus
Because Africans cannot kill a man that turned water into wine😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
8" Even God loves dreadlocks, that why he gave it to Samson but unfortunately Delilah was working for SARS.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
8" I can't date you. I only see u as my brother. This statement alone can make you climb okada and forget to sit down😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
9" I don't rike my loom it's so boling I'm Even hungly sef I just finished eating Blead with split I didn't mention any state...oo before Anambla girls here start attacking me😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
10" I can still recollect this conversation
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Paracetamol or Vitamin C?
Girl: I mean Samsung Tablet baby
Boy: Relax!! It's Jesus Birthday not yours!😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
11" D day i went to buy fufu at mama put restaurant, a police man stopped all d vehicle at de junction so dat i can cross de traffic light. As i enter de middle of d road d lylon cut & all de fufu roll to different directions, everybody started calling me even d police man but i just pretended i didn't hear them and i went home only with de soup, I Hate Embarrassment😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
12" You will be ugly and someone will be managing you like fake charger and U will still go and cheat,
Don't u have sense?😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
13"Imagine u dodge ur mum slap and it landed on ur dad's face,😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
14"I can't date a guy that dont have a Car said by a girl her Bra hand looks like lagos Danfo seat belt.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
15" RIP Nelson Mandela, whenever I remembered yhur song I feel like crying especially d one yhu featured Timaya nd 2face😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
16" Some girls will not kill me ooo... Which one is "HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DEAR! MORE RINGS TO YOUR FINGER.
😁😁😄😀😂😀😂😅😆😃
17" Nothing hurts like buying new Exercise book and getting Zero on de first page😂😀😂😅😆😃

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18" According to agriculture changing of girls is not a Problem it's Called CROP ROTATION😂😀😂😅😆😃
19" I love carrying children especially the ones with biscuits😂😀😂😅😆😃
20"I asked a police officer who killed Goliath
And he said he don't know..oo DAT I should go ask Yakubu He's in charge of murder Case😂😀😂😅😆😃
21" Did you Know that the Girl you are calling small girl Another man is already being busy harvesting her😂😀😂😅😆😃
22" I wonder how those who owes Lazarus money will feel when Jesus raised him😂😀😂😅😆😃

23" Girls that plait hair at the road side, pls learn how to close your leg KeKe Nearly Jam Me today😂😀😂😅😆😃
24" 0uch!! Please take it easy, it's My first time, Akuko! Story!! Who are you deceiving😂😀😂😅😆😃
25" Dear future wife I'm not begging you to come as a virgin but don't just Bring Borehole to My house😂😀😂😅😆😃
26" Nigerian parents can be so funny..oo they will be like "Nonso remind me to Beat you Before you Sleep😂😀😂😅😆😃
27" The way people inside KeKe Will be looking at you while you er trekking, it will be As if they are inside private jet.😂😀😂😅😆😃
28" if the bride's parents dance too much on ur wedding day just know that you just married the trouble Maker of their family😂😀😂😅😆😃
29" That Moment When your father calls you stupid and you Mistakenly reply "U Nko" My brother jejely pack to the next orphanage Near you😂😀😂😅😆😃
30" They Said Dangote started his business with $3000 his uncle gave him. My 0wn problem is My Uncle If I flash him He flash Me Back😂😀😂😅😆😃🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😆😁😄😀😄
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04/09/2024

🌝🤩😍😁 LAUGH WITH 😅😅😅😆😆😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣😂😆😀😁

1" Common iPhone8 you
won't buy for her but will be pressing her breast like yesterday fufu😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
2"Dem lap You for Bus you Still geh Mind they toast girl Wey Near you😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
3" She's telling you her R**e story and ur Propeller is already standing, bro Wetin u wan do😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
4" I said we should meet
in FRONT of the restaurant & you're already INSIDE
reading menu?
Finish reading and meet me outside😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
5" My Engrish ticha jost scored Me 4 In My Test I Kant jost 0ndastand😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
6"Yhu Still Dey Vex?
That's How Nigeria Girls Apologies😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
7" I'm sure it's the whites that killed Jesus
Because Africans cannot kill a man that turned water into wine😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
8" Even God loves dreadlocks, that why he gave it to Samson but unfortunately Delilah was working for SARS.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
8" I can't date you. I only see u as my brother. This statement alone can make you climb okada and forget to sit down😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
9" I don't rike my loom it's so boling I'm Even hungly sef I just finished eating Blead with split I didn't mention any state...oo before Anambla girls here start attacking me😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
10" I can still recollect this conversation
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Paracetamol or Vitamin C?
Girl: I mean Samsung Tablet baby
Boy: Relax!! It's Jesus Birthday not yours!😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
11" D day i went to buy fufu at mama put restaurant, a police man stopped all d vehicle at de junction so dat i can cross de traffic light. As i enter de middle of d road d lylon cut & all de fufu roll to different directions, everybody started calling me even d police man but i just pretended i didn't hear them and i went home only with de soup, I Hate Embarrassment😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
12" You will be ugly and someone will be managing you like fake charger and U will still go and cheat,
Don't u have sense?😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
13"Imagine u dodge ur mum slap and it landed on ur dad's face,😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
14"I can't date a guy that dont have a Car said by a girl her Bra hand looks like lagos Danfo seat belt.😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
15" RIP Nelson Mandela, whenever I remembered yhur song I feel like crying especially d one yhu featured Timaya nd 2face😃😃😆😆😆😅😂🤣
16" Some girls will not kill me ooo... Which one is "HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DEAR! MORE RINGS TO YOUR FINGER.
😁😁😄😀😂😀😂😅😆😃
17" Nothing hurts like buying new Exercise book and getting Zero on de first page😂😀😂😅😆😃

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18" According to agriculture changing of girls is not a Problem it's Called CROP ROTATION😂😀😂😅😆😃
19" I love carrying children especially the ones with biscuits😂😀😂😅😆😃
20"I asked a police officer who killed Goliath
And he said he don't know..oo DAT I should go ask Yakubu He's in charge of murder Case😂😀😂😅😆😃
21" Did you Know that the Girl you are calling small girl Another man is already being busy harvesting her😂😀😂😅😆😃
22" I wonder how those who owes Lazarus money will feel when Jesus raised him😂😀😂😅😆😃
23" Girls that plait hair at the road side, pls learn how to close your leg KeKe Nearly Jam Me today😂😀😂😅😆😃
24" 0uch!! Please take it easy, it's My first time, Akuko! Story!! Who are you deceiving😂😀😂😅😆😃
25" Dear future wife I'm not begging you to come as a virgin but don't just Bring Borehole to My house😂😀😂😅😆😃
26" Nigerian parents can be so funny..oo they will be like "Nonso remind me to Beat you Before you Sleep😂😀😂😅😆😃
27" The way people inside KeKe Will be looking at you while you er trekking, it will be As if they are inside private jet.😂😀😂😅😆😃
28" if the bride's parents dance too much on ur wedding day just know that you just married the trouble Maker of their family😂😀😂😅😆😃
29" That Moment When your father calls you stupid and you Mistakenly reply "U Nko" My brother jejely pack to the next orphanage Near you😂😀😂😅😆😃
30" They Said Dangote started his business with $3000 his uncle gave him. My 0wn problem is My Uncle If I flash him He flash Me Back😂😀😂😅😆😃🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😆😁😄😀😄
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04/09/2024

🌝🤩 MONDAY LAUGHTER 😂🤣

1.Imagine when your rent is due and BOOM, your sugar Daddy dies.
You will cry more than his Wife.😜😜😜😜
2. Who knows where to get abortion pills? My hen is pregnant for my wicked neighbor's c**k. I can't have that idiot as my inlaw😂😂😂
3. If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy jesus.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4. So My Bro Broke Up With His Girlfriend Yesterday Because He Saw reeA Man Driving Her Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It Wasn't A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig. 😂😂😂😂
(5).Watching a Movie with a kid is stressing
A kissing scene Comes on and you end up saying 'come on boy.. Go and close the rain, window is getting in'😲😄😃😅😂
(6) Sister!!..if you have flat b***s, flat yansh, and even flat chest.....congratulations my sister your three bedroom flat is complete..😄😄😄😄

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(7) If smoking w**d causes memory loss, why then w**d smokers never forget to smoke w**d😁😁😁😁
(8).In those days, you have to open panties to see girl's butt**ks but nowadays, you have to open the butt**ks to see the panties🙄🙄🙄
(9): Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans.... Nowadays it's
watched by terrified gamblers🏃🏃🏃
(10) A drunk man enters female's toilet by mistake.
A woman inside screams. "This is for ladies!"
•The drunk man replies holding his d**k,
'This is for ladies too.'' Hahaha.🤣🤣🤣

11): *When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes and then down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets...*
Don't joke with a drunkard.😅😅😅😅
12). Igbo guys advertising casket go be like. Oga buy this one. fiammmm 3secs ur mama don re 😒😒

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04/09/2024

🌝🤩 MONDAY LAUGHTER 😂🤣

1.Imagine when your rent is due and BOOM, your sugar Daddy dies.
You will cry more than his Wife.😜😜😜😜
2. Who knows where to get abortion pills? My hen is pregnant for my wicked neighbor's c**k. I can't have that idiot as my inlaw😂😂😂
3. If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy jesus.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4. So My Bro Broke Up With His Girlfriend Yesterday Because He Saw reeA Man Driving Her Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It Wasn't A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig. 😂😂😂😂
(5).Watching a Movie with a kid is stressing
A kissing scene Comes on and you end up saying 'come on boy.. Go and close the rain, window is getting in'😲😄😃😅😂
(6) Sister!!..if you have flat b***s, flat yansh, and even flat chest.....congratulations my sister your three bedroom flat is complete..😄😄😄😄

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(7) If smoking w**d causes memory loss, why then w**d smokers never forget to smoke w**d😁😁😁😁
(8).In those days, you have to open panties to see girl's butt**ks but nowadays, you have to open the butt**ks to see the panties🙄🙄🙄
(9): Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans.... Nowadays it's
watched by terrified gamblers🏃🏃🏃
(10) A drunk man enters female's toilet by mistake.
A woman inside screams. "This is for ladies!"
•The drunk man replies holding his d**k,
'This is for ladies too.'' Hahaha.🤣🤣🤣

11): *When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes and then down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets...*
Don't joke with a drunkard.😅😅😅😅
12). Igbo guys advertising casket go be like. Oga buy this one. fiammmm 3secs ur mama don re 😒😒

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15/08/2024

🌝😘🤩 CUTIE LAUGH JHOOR 🥰🤣🤣

1👑:*Me As A Parent😇
Me: Are You Done Cleaning?
Daughter: Yes Dad!
Me: Oya Baff And Go To Ur Boyfriend's House, It's Cold🥶

2👑:The fact that i broke up with u doesn't mean u should move on wit another guy..wait for me,i know what am doing 😒

3👑:I can't believe that at my age I still look left and right before crossing 🤔🤦
I'll stop that noñsense from tomorrow 😂😂

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4👑:I told her if beauty was a crime..She will be innocent...And She replied awwwwww 😂😂😂

5👑:The only people that beat their customers are teacher's, how can we pay you and you are beating us🤣🤣🤣🤣

6👑:Dem throw party for 0rphanage home DJ go dey play "where ur mama dey o, where ur papa dey" naso everybody start dey cry 😂

7👑:We need anoda key to success
Education doesn't work again 😐

8👑:Finally I don hear pr0digal son own side of the story him papa no give enough money

9👑:So DSTv is advertising DSTv on DSTv for people with DSTv to buy DSTv😂🥴😂🥴

10👑:The only thing I remembered in Mathematics was.... "Do you understand?" And "Are we together?" 😂
Everybody: yes sir! 😂

11👑:No matter how holy you are, someone son must one day Jack your legs up and ñack you wotowoto 😂😂😂

10👑:After recording sum songs in studio.d studio manager told me there is gain in Keke business🙄I still dnt understand

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13/08/2024

🌝🤩😁 LAUGHTER MOMENT WITH 🥰🤣🤣

1. Davido said 30 billion for
the account. You will hear
Girls shouting only that
part... My dear you didn't hear when he said i go Chuk
you Chukuchuku oo?
Issoryt_continue.😂😂
2. Someone just asked me if
i could go back to JSS1' if
offered 20 million dollars.
Hmmmm.... I think i will
go back sha, but not really
because of the money.
There are some topics
i didn't understand very
well, like Shorthand &Intro_Tech.😜🏃🏃
3. Do you ever just stare at
an incoming call as your
phone rings, waiting for it
to Hang up so you can
continue using your
phone??? If yes.
You_are_evil_with_passion.😜😜
4. Some people say
Lightning is God taking
Screenshots of the Earth
for Judgment day, So if
you are Ma********ng
and you hear "Praaaaaa"
abeg just forget it?
It's over..... No Heaven for you.
Lemme_come_and_ be_going.😂😂
5. Witchcraft is when you
ask your Neighbor's Son
for Salt and only for him
to say his Mother has
Counted it.😜🏃😂
6. Shout out to all the Girls
who don't sweep their
Parents house, But will be
forming Environmental_Sanitation when they visit
their Boyfriend's house.
I would have said
something now but
Lemme just keep quite first.😜😂🏃
7. Louis Vuitton Umbrella
for 93k. Abeg does it Cover
Shame?.😜😜
8. Things don too dey too
bad now ooo, Even the
Ororo inside Condom sef
don reduce. Lemme_kukuma_dey_go.😜🚶🚶🚶
9. Some Men are focused on
Opening their own Company, Others are focusing on
hacking a $10 billion
transaction while you
are just there guessing
your Girlfriend password
to read her Whatsapp &
Facebook Messages...
Brother is it Fever?? Come_Lemme_Touc h_Your_Head.😂😂
10. If you want to know if a
Girl has strength, try
removing her trouser
when she knows she is
wearing a Dirty pant.
Awon_Slayqueen.😜😜🏃🏃

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12. Fine Girl like you, just
because of Small itching
you start Scratching your A**s like Recharge Card in Public.. Ahhh # Aunty_Oni_Lapal apa.🏃😜🏃
13. People who R**e Girls/
Women are so Useless.
Imagine spending 25
years in jail just for one
Round.
prayer_for_the_ Fools.😂😜😜🏃🏃
14. To those # Slim_Girls who
go for jogging at Dawn,
Abeg what do you want to
lose again... Is it your Life?.😜😜
15. To all those Girls who
visit their Bf's and put their phones in Airplane Mode..
Weldone Miss Pilot, Your
plane will crash one day.😂😂
16. I thought i have seen it
all until i saw Her eating
EBA with Hand Gloves.
Chai.... Nobody, I repeat
Nobody should hold me
Just_leave_me_Lemme_faint.🙆🙆🙆😂

17. You are Slim, No ass, No
b***s, Yet you keep
visiting the Gym daily.
Sister are you Contesting
with Selfie_Stick or you are going for MISS SELFIE
STICK 2024.
issoryt_lemme_be_going.🚶🚶🚶
18. How can you tell me
Chris Brown asked you out
on 2go??
Naija_girls_can _lie.😜😜
19. Somebody will hug you
and your phone will be
missing....
Is that not an Example of
Nigeria's got talent.
Naija_i_respect _una_hustle.😂😂
20. Uncle because your Crush
now Lives in your area,
You will now be wearing
Suit to fetch water..
Bros_behave.😜🏃
21. Kogi people, please it's
not "Ear force. But Air force!!
Stop_giving_me_headache.😜😜
22. Some boys don't go to the gym but look physically
fit becos of running from one girl to another..
bros -na- joke- oh😜😜
23.. How do you make a Girl
run mad in two days.
First buy iphone 8 for her.
Secondly, send area boys
to steal it.
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13/08/2024

🌝🤣🤣 JOKES TIME 😁🥰🥰

1)I no am not good in english but i know that a person who make a chair is called chairman😂😂
2)dating short girl is good untill both of u went to the church and the usher directed her to the children department😂😂

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3)i need to control my anger,i nearly reported my girlfriend to my wife today😁😁
4)w**d is very powerful,can u imagine i almost sack my boss today😜😂😂
5)it raining and u are telling someone's daughter to enter ur house wait are u noah😜😂

6)i somke w**d today and nothing happen,atleast i still know that Ruth was the mother of JESUS🙏🙏😂
7)U can never walk fast like person giving extra change in the shop,oya try and see😂😂
8)who implement the law of buying bread when coming back from journey😂😂

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13/08/2024

🌝🤣🤣 JOKES TIME 😁🥰🥰

1)I no am not good in english but i know that a person who make a chair is called chairman😂😂
2)dating short girl is good untill both of u went to the church and the usher directed her to the children department😂😂

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3)i need to control my anger,i nearly reported my girlfriend to my wife today😁😁
4)w**d is very powerful,can u imagine i almost sack my boss today😜😂😂
5)it raining and u are telling someone's daughter to enter ur house wait are u noah😜😂

6)i somke w**d today and nothing happen,atleast i still know that Ruth was the mother of JESUS🙏🙏😂
7)U can never walk fast like person giving extra change in the shop,oya try and see😂😂
8)who implement the law of buying bread when coming back from journey😂😂

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22/07/2024

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Today, my 12 years old sis in jss2 came back from school feeling moødy.... I was cooking when she entered and she didn't even greet me, she just went straight and layed on the bed facing the wall.

I pretended not to care as I focused on the beans I was cooking... When I was done, I dished the food and left hers covered on the dinning table then went to my room...

I came out few minutes past 6 and noticed the food was still there untouched, then I knew something was wrøng.

I called her and asked wat happened. At first, she was reluctant in telling me but after much persūasion, she later told that she cāught her boyfriend hugging another girl in class today. 12 years old already has a bøyfriend?? Nāwa😒

I pretēnded it wasnt that big deal so I could here the full gist... Just when I was about asking her how it happened, she interrūpted with "I cant believe he'll do that to me, and we have been dāting for 4 years o"

Me: 😲😳🧐🤥🙉🤷‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙅‍♂️
Well am still looking for where to faint cāuse our neighbor who overheard it faīnted where I wanted to fāint 🙆‍♂️

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