22/11/2025
I swear, if I see one more Instagram “health guru” preaching detox teas and 7-day abs, I might actually lose it.
It’s wild how confidently some people will shout nonsense… as long as the ring light is bright enough.
Apparently all you need now is:
✨ A cute matching gym set
✨ A trending audio
✨ And absolutely zero understanding of how the human body works.
Meanwhile real professionals—people who actually study this stuff, track data, and work with real humans—are over here quietly fixing the metabolic mess these “influencers” create.
But hey, if you’re tired of drinking mystery powders and wondering why nothing is changing…
You can always work with someone who uses science, not filters.
Just saying. 😉