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01/12/2025
THE GREAT KASANGA MULWA MEMORIAL LIBRARY ACCESS DAY AT LUKENYA UNIVERSITY WITH PAULINE KEA
15/10/2025

THE GREAT KASANGA MULWA MEMORIAL LIBRARY ACCESS DAY AT LUKENYA UNIVERSITY WITH PAULINE KEA

27/07/2025

Radio Maisha mkangai verses kinjp

Evening jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ 1. STINGY๐Ÿ˜ผ:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ2. CONFUS...
24/07/2025

Evening jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

1. STINGY๐Ÿ˜ผ:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

2. CONFUSION๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

3. SHOCK๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ณ:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

4. CAUSE TROUBLE๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ–๏ธ:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

5. TROUBLE๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜‚:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed your bike and shout ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ"Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

6. PROBLEM ๐Ÿง:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spicy" ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜

7. WITCHCRAFT๐Ÿงžโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜น:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

8. HEART ATTACK๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜น:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคง

9. Wickedness๐Ÿ˜’:- is wen u finish reading this post and don't react or follow profile for more jokes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ฆ

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24/07/2025

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Tambua mchezachi wnu mkali shem Brian mbeumo
24/07/2025

Tambua mchezachi wnu mkali shem Brian mbeumo

Alikuwepo kijana maskini aliyekuwa akitembeza maua kwenye barabara kuu. Siku moja mzee mmoja alimsimamisha na kumwambia....
24/07/2025

Alikuwepo kijana maskini aliyekuwa akitembeza maua kwenye barabara kuu. Siku moja mzee mmoja alimsimamisha na kumwambia.

"Kwanini unauza maua kwenye barabara iliyojaa magari ambayo yanahatarisha maisha yako?"

Yule mvulana akamjibu. "Familia yangu ni maskini haimudu gharama za kunisomesha."

Yule mzee akamwambia. "Lakini unakosea kijana. Unahatarisha sana maisha yako unapokimbizana humu barabarani. Je, unatambua kuwa unaweza kugongwa na gari?"

Yule mvulana akamweleza kwa sauti ya chini. "Ninahitaji kutengeneza pesa ili niweze kurudi shuleni"

Yule mzee akapiga makofi kwa mshangao na kumwambia. "Lakini maisha yako ni muhimu kuliko elimu. Watu wengi sana hawakwenda shule lakini waliishia kuwa watu wakuu sana. unaenda kufa eti kwasababu unataka kuelimika? Sasa nikwambie kitu, ukigongwa na gari utakufa, na ukifa, hakutakuwepo elimu tena kwaajili yako. Unanielewa?

Tena yule mzee akaongeza. " Elimu sio ufunguo wa mafanikio. Usihatarishe maisha yako kwaajili yake."

Yule mvulana maskini akawaza sana juu ya maneno ya yule mzee huku akimtazama akiyoyoma. Kwa siku kadhaa aliwaza na kuwazua hadi akaamua kutouza maua tena.

Miaka kumi na mitano baadae, yule mvulana alikua na kuwa kijana mdogo na alikuwa maskini bila hata ya kuwa na chanzo cha kipato. Siku moja, alikutana na mzee mmoja na kumuomba msaada.

"Samahani baba, unaweza kunipa msaada wa pesa hata kidogo?"

Yule mzee akafura. "Kha! Kwanini hukusoma ili uweze kujisaidia?"

Yule kijana akamjibu, "Wazazi wangu walikuwa maskini, hawakuweza kunisomesha"

Yule mzee akaropoka kwa sauti. "Usiwalaumu wazazi wako. Watu wengi walifanya kazi kwa bidii sana na kuhatarisha maisha yao k**a watoto wadogo ili waweze kulipia gharama za shule, kwasababu walitambua umuhimu wa elimu. Ila wewe hukufanya chochote, hivyo huu ni uzembe wako na kosa lako!"

Yule kijana alijisikia kuumizwa sana na kuvunjika moyo kutokana na maneno ya yule baba. Na zaidi vile alivyokuwa anamkumbuka kuwa ni mtu huyo huyo aliyekutana nae miaka kumi na tano iliy

23/07/2025

I accepted 1 fan badge from let's listen radio Maisha 91.3 kisii

Ni kitu gan ya uongo mliambiwa na motivational speaker kule high school huwez kusahahu
23/07/2025

Ni kitu gan ya uongo mliambiwa na motivational speaker kule high school huwez kusahahu

Between man uu and arsenal n gan itachukuua premier league
23/07/2025

Between man uu and arsenal n gan itachukuua premier league

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