The emper

15/07/2025

Upcoming queen

02/07/2025

Sometimes we need great mind

14/02/2025

House girl alitandika kitanda cha boss wake k**a moja ya majukumu yake, Alipomaliza akakitazama kisha akasema

"nisije nikafa bure bila kukilalia kitanda hiki" akavua nguo zake akabaki na chupi akawasha AC akapanda kitandani akajifunika blanketi akalala, usingizi ukampitia akalala fofofo.

Mume wa boss wake akarudi nyumbani mapema siku hiyo japo sio kawaida yake, alipoingia chumbani akakuta kuna mtu kalala, akajua ni mkewe maana wamekorofishana usiku wa kumkia siku hiyo hivyo akajua bado anahasira.

Mume akavua nguo zake akabaki na boxer akalifunua blanket taratibu ili aliyelala asimsikie akajifunika akalala akasinzia fofofo.

Boss akarudi yaani mke akakuta watu wawili wamelala... Akawafunua haraka kisha akawaamsha.

CHEMSHA BONGO:

1. Je, wewe ndio ungekuwa yule boss/mke ungewaelewa?

2. K**a wewe ndie ungekuwa mume wa yule boss ungejitetea vipi?

3. K**a wewe ungekuwa yule mfanyakazi ungejitetea vipi??

4. Hiyo yote imesababishwa na nani? Mke/boss, mume au mfanyakazi.

Happy valentine day 🌹🌹

06/02/2025

Leo nikiwa kwa gari nikienda town kuna jamaa alianza kumromance dem fulani ndani ya gari🥰🥰🤔🤔. Alianza kumshikashika matiti ya huyo dem bila hata kujali watu wanamuangalia💜💜. Sasa hata huyo dem na yeye hakukataa, alifungua bra polepoleeee akatoa nyonyo na akampea huyo jamaa anyonye💋💋💝💝. Tuliendelea kwa gari nikingoja kuona huyo jamaa atamfanyia nini huyo dem. Kidogo kidogo jamaa akaishiwa na nguvu nikaona ameanza kufunga macho na akalala bila kufanya chochote🙈🙈. Ni maajabu sana juu huyo dem alikuwa wa karibu 28 years na jamaa alikuwa wa karibu 6 months ndio nikakumbuka kumbe huyo dem alikuwa anamnyonyesha mtoto wake 😂
🤤🤤🤤🤤😂😂😂😂

08/01/2025

LISTEN UP MEN !!

A man who can control his s*xual urge is a man who can live many years on earth. Men don't know that some of their failures are caused by multiple girlfriends Not all girls
have good spirit. Some are demons, others have venom between their legs.

Some women are destiny destroyers, beware.
Pay close attention:

1. A real man only has one woman in his life.

2. Don't obey your Er****on at all times. Most er****ons mislead you Control your er****on if you don't want to have few days on earth with much poverty in you.

3. Don't date a lady because she has curves, b***s and a s*xy shape. These things are simply misleading avoid such, don't fall for what is called social media irony.

4. Not everything you see under skirt you must work to eat, some skirts contain snakes that bite you and make you uncomfortable. control your s*xual urge Self control and abstinence pays a lot in most cases.💀💀

5. Marrying a woman means you own her but Treat her with respect Make her your queen, love, honor her and give her reasons to treat you the same.

6. Having many girlfriends doesn't make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer, a cheater and a boy.

7. Just because you're good in bed doesn't make you a man. A real man is a man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely
8. Respect any woman who loves you Yes, is not easy for a lady to throw her love on you and support your future.

9. The world celebrates successful men No one will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. So what's the point though? Waste of energy, money & wasted s***m.

10. Remember, being honest, loyal and faithful, is the trademark of a real man.

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22/12/2024

HOW TO LAST LONGER IN BED

1. Engage in foreplay, don't be in a hurry to pe*****te

2. Change s*x positions when you are about to climax

3. Avoid ma********on. This makes you makes you more engaged in love making with your spouse. Ma********on makes you speed up to an or**sm

4. Train your mind. Your mind controls your s*xual organ. You can train your mind to hold an or**sm

5. Have intervals of kissing during love making

6. Relax. Don't be too excited. You are making love to your spouse, not stealing something

7. See love making as an experience, not a rush to an or**sm

8. Learn your body and how it responds so that you steer it to pleasure. Delayed or**sms are powerful

9. Last longer together. It will be s*xually frustrating if you last longer but your spouse is a quick one.
Allwell Adavize Sanni

30/11/2024

BEFORE S*X
He : Baby are you ready?
She : yes I'm ready love we have been waiting for this for two years..
He : yes we have baby
She : Promise me you won't leave me after taking my virginity
He : I promise my baby
She : Okay love so we are going to use condom?
He : Baby I trust you and you trust me.So I don't see a reason for us to use a condom.
She : Yes love I trust you.
He : Are you sure you are ready baby?
She : Yes love
20 minutes later (After s£x)
He : Wow that was great baby
She : yes love it was great but I'm in pain now
He : Sorry baby you have to be in pain because it was your first time
She : Okay love hope second time it won't be painful
He : Nah baby second time it won't be painful.
(𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫)
She : Love I'm pregnant
He : You what?
She : (crying) I'm pregnant
(The boy didn't say anything for a few minutes then he got up and went to his room and got back after 15 minutes)
He : (On his knees) I have been waiting for this day for three years.So will you make me the happiest man in this world? Will you please marry me?
She : (Crying) yes I will marry you
He : Wow thank you baby I love you so much
She : I love you too my future husband.
𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
The girl give birth to a beautiful baby girl.
*A year later they got married*
All Of You Thought He Was Going To Break Her Heart!!
*𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞*

27/11/2024

HOW TO $€XUALLY TEASE YOUR SPOUSE

Marriage is good when you have a spouse that makes your blood run.

Here are ways to tease your spouse and keep him/ her thirsty for you

1. BUY GOOD BRAS
Ladies, men have a thing for b***s. It does not matter how small or big your breasts are, men have a thing for their shape and ni***es. Invest in a good bra, find what works for your breasts. No one else gets to see your breasts, so wear a bra that he will look at and want to undress you

2. WORK OUT WITH YOUR SPOUSE
There is something s€xy about jogging, push ups, sit ups, sweat, tight sports wear pants that teases the eyes. Work out with your spouse, he/she will see your body movements as you exercise and desire you

3. SHOW THE FULLNESS OF YOUR CROUCH
Gentlemen, wear a nice fitting boxer, the kind that shows your p€nis loaded inside. She will see you walking around in it in the bedroom and want to strip you. Yes, women love eye candy too

4. FLIRT ON THE PHONE
When you are both far from each other, send naughty messages to each other. Stimulate your spouse even when distance separates you. Let it be that when your spouse thinks of making love he/she thinks of you. Grown ups think of love making a lot

5. KISS PLAYFULLY
Don't rush the kisses. Play with the tongue, prolong the kisses. Make your spouse relax

6. GRAB HER BUTT
Whether she has a big or small butt; creep up from behind her as she cooks, works or moves about the house. Women love it when their husband hold and touch them confidently in a way that makes her feel wanted

7. TOUCH THE CENTRE OF HIS PANTS
Dear wife, your husband's p€nis belongs to you. Out of the blue, place your hand on his pants and rub it gently. Even if he is busy, tease him so that he knows he is about to get some good loving once he is done with work or, he can get some of your good loving then get back to work

8. MAKE OUT
So many married people don't make out, they just go straight into or**sms. Create quality time for making out where you ki

08/11/2024

IMPORTANCE OF SAYING SORRY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND MARRIAGE WHEN YOU ARE WRONG:

Saying sorry in a relationship or marriage is crucial for maintaining a healthy and strong bond. Here's why:

*Why Apologize?*

1. Acknowledges hurt or wrongdoing
2. Shows empathy and understanding
3. Diffuses tension and conflict
4. Rebuilds trust and credibility
5. Demonstrates accountability and responsibility
6. Encourages forgiveness and healing
7. Strengthens communication and intimacy
8. Sets a positive example for conflict resolution

*Benefits of Apologizing*

1. Reduces stress and anxiety
2. Increases feelings of love and affection
3. Improves communication and understanding
4. Enhances relationship satisfaction
5. Encourages personal growth and self-awareness
6. Fosters a culture of respect and empathy
7. Helps to avoid resentment and anger
8. Promotes a healthier and happier relationship

*How to Apologize Effectively*

1. Use the "3 Rs" of apology: Regret, Responsibility, and Remedy
2. Be sincere and genuine in your apology
3. Listen actively to your partner's concerns
4. Validate your partner's feelings and experiences
5. Offer a specific solution or plan for change
6. Follow through on your commitments
7. Show empathy and understanding
8. Be patient and open to feedback

*Tips for Men*

1. Swallow your pride and admit fault
2. Use "I" statements to take ownership
3. Avoid making excuses or justifying
4. Show vulnerability and emotional intelligence
5. Be willing to make amends

*Tips for Women*

1. Communicate clearly and assertively
2. Specify what you need from your partner
3. Avoid being critical or judgmental
4. Show appreciation for your partner's apology
5. Encourage open and honest communication

*When to Apologize*

1. After a conflict or argument
2. When you've hurt or offended your partner
3. When you've made a mistake or error
4. When you've broken a promise or commitment
5. When you've disregarded your partner's feelings or needs

*Remember*

1. Apologizing does

05/11/2024

28/10/2024

DIFFERENT TYPES OF S*X IN MARRIAGE!

1. RECONCILIATION S*X

S*x is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use S*X to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate s*x as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING S*X

There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good S*x I mean very good S*x. Healing s*x is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT S*X

When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of s*x", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more s*x as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using s*x. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment s*x is very hot. 😷

4. MEMORABLE S*X

This is a very special kind of s*x that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED S*X

This is a s*x that married couples should do often to build

25/10/2024

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.....MY DEAR IF YOU MISS THIS WRITE UP WHAT WILL YOU TELL YOUR FUTURE......

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you to choose weather to give or not,, as a lady you need to know that s*x can't keep a man.. (S*x isn't enough)
NOT ALL MEN NEED S*X
There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
√ After giving him my body he left me..
√ He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...

Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.

Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies
S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want...