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09/09/2023

PEPTIC ULCERS
DEFINITION
Peptic ulcers are open sores that develop on the inside lining of your esophagus, stomach and the upper portion of your small intestine. The most common symptom of a peptic ulcer is abdominal pain.

Peptic ulcers include:

Gastric ulcers that occur on the inside of the stomach
Esophageal ulcers that occur inside the hollow tube (esophagus) that carries food from your throat to your stomach
Duodenal ulcers that occur on the inside of the upper portion of your small intestine (duodenum)
It's a myth that spicy foods or a stressful job can cause peptic ulcers. Doctors now know that a bacterial infection or some medications — not stress or diet — cause most peptic ulcers.

18/07/2023

Ushawai kwenda kwa Wasee juu hauna form ya supper 🥺 but juu hautaki wanotice ukadai umekuja kuona news

By good luck they were cooking my favourite meal chapo na pojo 🥰🥰

Mara tu simu yangu ikapigwa,,,nikatoka njee kuongea for few minutes

Kurudi napata Wasee washalala hadi wamefunga milango wakazima hadi taa 🥺🥺

Aki Nilibisha hiyo mlango 😭😭

15/07/2023

Blessed Sabbath guys🙏🙏

27/11/2022

Mm nae 😆 simù za asubuhi siwezi receive
😆🤣inaweza kuwa ñí Giddy na Ghost,
🤣🏃🏃

24/09/2022

Happy Sabbath guy,may you have a blessed day.

23/09/2022

Tumekaa kwa gari na beshte yangu.
Hatuna haraka then a luo man shouted, 'nisukise apo petrol steson' a kikuyu man seated beside him laughed and said" dugu yagu naona uko na chida ya matumichi😂😂💔" then a Somali man turned to a kikuyu man and said, " wewe abana jeka mwenzako, nyinyi nyote hajui kubronoun"🤣
A kalenjin man shouted at all of them" zaza mnajegeana wote na giswaili ilikucha na meli" 😂😂

Imebidi tushuke wote petrol station tucheke😂😂😂😂😂💥💥

17/09/2022

Nilikuwa naogopa kukatia Caro, my crushie 💋... mwanaume ni akili,,nilimtungia love song na nikaitoa ☹️.
Jana usiku nilimtumia hiyo Song WhatsApp na nikazima simu .
Below is the lyrics 👇

🎵No one ooh, no one is beautiful as you CARO 👩.I visited the girls of China 🇨🇳,no one be like you 👰. I went to Ghana 🇬🇭, no one be like you 👰. I backwards to Kenya 🇰🇪, no one be like you mawantole 👰🎵...

Leo asubuhi nilifungua simu nikiwa na Furaha coz nilikuwa najua, obvious nimemwigiza box na hiyo wimbo. Machosii!😭😭kumbe hajareply... Niliamua kupita karibu na kwao coz najua lazima Caro ashanipenda. Nikipita hapo kwa fence yao,nikasikia sister yake mdogo akisema " na hiyo GENERATOR inadhani imeimba love song 😂".....Hadi Sasa hivi Sina appetite ya kukula😭,Mniombee wadau 🙏

14/09/2022

Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's restaurant. When I got there, I met my younger sister serving food to a very beautiful woman 🥰😘. I couldn't resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer. My younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled and played along.

Me: "Hey young girl! give me food, I'm on a hurry, I didn't park my car well.

(My sister smiled and the lady gave me a charming look 💃)

My sister: (Serving me my food) Customer you can change cars 🚗. Look at the type of car you brought today 👉 (pointing at someone's Range Rover that was parked outside)

Me: Yeah, that one belongs to my mom. My dad travelled, so my mom took his Rolls Royce 🚘, so I decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am tired of driving my Mercedes Benz.

My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it 😂😂

I was left alone with the woman, so I introduced myself to her and we started chatting and I brain washed her.

When she was about to accept me, my mother entered from nowhere.... pooom!!! the next thing I heard was....................
"Austine 🗣🗣 Who served you meat?"
"I always tell you that meat is for only customers. Anyway did you sell all the sugar cane???

Cheiii.................. my mother ashamed me.
I am still looking for where to collpase. I have disgraced my ancestors 😭😭

13/09/2022

Kuishi keja😴😴moja na watu wenu ni tricky sana.My first time kukuja Nairobi i remember nilikuwa msoto😢and i was living with my brother Brayo kwa single room ya mabati😴.Kila siku tulikuwa😤😤tunaenda ku hustle ndio tupate doo za food😢😢.Supper tunapika Sembe kubwa na sukuma wiki🤐🤐. Tunakula Sembe nusu tunabakisha half ndio turaukie asubuhi na Chai😱😱. Si mnaelewa😯!

Sasa shida iko hapa. I remember one day nikiingia kwa bed lakini usingizi😜😜ikakataa ku come kabisaaa juu nilikuwa naogopa bro wangu Brayo anaeza changamkia hiyo Ugali na asingizie Panya😉😉.
On the other hand🙁kumbe bro wangu👍alikuwa na the same same fears👀infact zake ni double juu anajua😎mimi ni Sembeholic✊mbaya sana naeza ichafua hiyo🤔🤔ugali hata na Chumvi ama Avocado akiwa amedoz😃.

One day nilitoka kwa bed🙁🙁kisniper kucheki hiyo mlima ya Ugali k**a iko ama imewekwa level na bro wangu😈😈.Nikaenda hadi penye Sembe iko😊😊, saa hiyo giza iko kibao but🤗🤗huwezi guza hata Meza juu mind yako iko focused kwa Sembe🙄🙄. Unaruka mtungi ya Gas na ndoo ya vyombo chafu successfully😋😋.

Ile time nilienda kuinua Sufuria yenye🤓🤓 tumefunika nayo ugali nikagusa🤔🤔mkono ya bro wangu mwenye nilidhani
amedoz😁😁.
Kumbe jamaa alishatangulia before me. Mshtuko ikanipiga hadi nikasikia ku collapse nikifikiria ni Ghost😬😬.But vile mimi ni mjanja nikamshow😎😎"yaani kumbe ile panya nilikuwa nasikia ni wewe".
Pia yeye kujibu habahatishangi akanijibu😜😜"hata mimi nimeshtuka kujua ati panya ni wewe✌".

Hapo ilibidi tushare kila mtu yake😋, tukakula ndio at least tulale na Amani😂😂😂..... *Happy day guys , nice holiday🙈😹
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12/09/2022

Wakuu nmechoka kujificha,mimi ndo nanyoaga Chebukati😅

12/09/2022

Nimeenda kuoga sa kufika kwa bafu nikatoa nguo nikajimwagia maji lakini nafeel maji kwa shingo tu kwenda chini but kichwa sifeel kitu. Nikajua Kitui kuna wachawi nimerogwa tu. Nikajalibu kujisugua sabuni bado sifeel kitu kwa kichwa... 😫😫 nimerogwa na wakamba. Dawa itatoka wapi. 😪😪😪
Nikaona heri nicall home niwaambie waelezee pasta wangu.
Kueka simu kwa kichwa, sisikii kitu. Uuuiiiiii! Kwisha mimi. 😥😥. Nimejua tu wakamba wameiba my head. So to make sure I still have my head, nikakimbia kwa kioo. 😱😱😱😱😱 Kumbe niko na helmet. Watu wa nduthi angalia kioo before uendee bath. 🤣🤣🤣

11/09/2022

LAST NOTICE BEFORE I FAINT 😏!
Sikatai niko na bibi😍 but wueh haka kadem🥰 kamekuja kwa plot manze ni fire 😍. To make matters worse, tushaanza kuvibe, number tumexchange and guess what, kashaniitia date🤩, makofi 😂. I had to lie to my wife, "sister yangu mwenye anakaa Nakuru ni msick I have to attend to her😂", my wife being that fine girl too, hakukataa,😊 alikubali then mimi huyo 🏃8pm natoka in the name of going to Nakuru.
Of course siendi Nakuru, naenda kwa Sylvia, the 2 months old tenant, na kako single sijai ona kakiwa na mtu, makofi 👏😂.
Natoka naenda hadi tao just to buy time ndio by saa mbili nirudi k**a wife amelala then niingie kwa Sylvia bila wasiwasi wowote ule. Plan inaenda tu fiti, saa mbili inafika nacall wife namwambia babe, guess what nishafika Nakuru, siz ako stable kiasi so acha nilale tuongee morning. Good night love, good night too, story inakatika mimi huyo Sylvia.
Around saa mbili na nusu, tukiwa kwa Sylvia, tunasikia mtu akibisha 🧐and guess who she is, wife yangu😱. Of course Sylvia anamjua so ananisignal najificha😶. Mimi huyoo chini ya kitanda😂. Natense,😢 jasho manze nikidhani maybe ashajua niko kwa Sylvia, kumbe si venye nafikiria,😊 amekuja tu kuomba kitu, makofi👏 😂😂🔥. "Hey, sasa Sylvia, please uko na condom nane unisaidie? Hii kitu leo lazima ipigwe ifure" 😱now ngoja kwanza, hiyo makofi👏🚫 usipige kwanza, bibi yangu, siko kwa nyumba, condom nane anaomba za nini? Leave alone that one, ju Sylvia alimpea, mtu ambaye sijai ona akiwa na chali condoms anakaa nazo za nini?🤔
As we speak nimetoka Nakuru na dakika 10 niko kwangu nabisha wife amekataa🥺 kufungua anasema mimi ni pepo 👽anajua niko Nakuru.
Mtu akimeza paracetamol sigisti fae anaeza lala hadi lini?!🤕Invite friends to follow me pia Mimi nipulahie😂ama aje mamolio👉Vici Msafi 001

10/09/2022

Life ni hard uku inje so one day niliamua kuanza kuibia watu hapa tu kwa makaburi🙄🙄anyone passing najifanya mimi ni ghost😒🤓anaacha vitu anakimbia😂so one day nikiwa job k**a kawaida😎kuna jama walikam rende 😳k**a kawaida nikatokea k**a ghost 😈😈but hawakushtuka nikaimba nikafanya kila kitu ghost uwa wanafanya but one of the guy akasema☺☺broh tunajuwa ujinga uwa unafanya.last night uliniibia 5k 😬na tumekam hapa is either urudishe ama tukuuwe😬😠vile niliona ni k**a kumekuwa kubaya nikiwasho wanifuate kwa kaburi yangu niwapatie😎i thought wataogopa but walinifuata😓😓after tumefika kwa kaburi😌nilianza kujifanya naongea na mtu"hey king leta 5k ya hyu kijana "suddenly mkono ikatokea kwa hyo kaburi na 5k kwa mkono na kusema unirudishie soon😨😳as I am speaking now cjui nani alikuwa wa kwanza kuanzisha mbio🤔🤔but mimi nko nyumbani bila viatu😂😂😂usikose stories zingine kaa hizi follow 👉 Victor Kiprono _+254

02/09/2022

Yule rafiki wa Chanda na Pete ulikuwa unamwandika Kwa Insha bado huwa mnaongea ama niachane na maisha yako? 😂😂😂😏😏😏😏

02/09/2022

Unatoka shopping Supermarket unapatana na MCA mnapigwa picha pamoja kidogo anaipost with caption "providing for the poor"💔💔😂

TIME WILL TELL😘
29/08/2022

TIME WILL TELL😘

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