Huzz bee memes

02/08/2025

Very stressing news R.I.P MC FULLSTOP

02/08/2025

R.I.P mc fullstop

01/08/2025

01/08/2025

01/08/2025

My small lovely sister Maureen really r**ck*ng, thanks to Allah almighty.

28/05/2025

I saw a section of Tanzanian Government allied MPs due to their Wisdom or lack of it telling off Kenyans, bragging how peaceful Tanzania is , asking why Kenyans are not intervening in DRC, Sudan and Ukraine.

As a Kenyan , I can confidently tell CCM attack dogs that Kenya has been actively at the forefront in intervening in Armed Conflicts all-over the World

Currently, A Kenya, Former President Uhuru Kenyatta is leading the African Union team negotiating for Peace in the Democratic Republic of Congo

A Kenyan, Former prime Minister Raila Odinga is a special Peace envoy in south Sudan, a role Kalonzo Musyoka had played since 2009 .

In Israel 🇮🇱, there's a dozens of Kenyans serving as soldiers. They always carry Kenyan flags they don't hide

In the Ukraine - Russia war, Moscow detailed that there were a significant number of Kenyan soldiers fighting Russia alongside Ukraine.

In Haiti, Kenya Police force is leading the UN Multinational security force seeking to stabilize the Caribbean Country by fighting gangs

There was a time when a Kenyan filed a case at the ICC, suing Jews for killing Jesus Christ.

There's nothing wrong When our Activists and Lawyers invade Uganda or Tanzania seeking justice for illegally detained political dissidents.

Kenya is the only country that is seeking justice for the Whole World. We're God's chosen Country to fight for the Interests and Rights of the oppressed and marginalized groups and individuals besides seeking stability of all Countries. For instance, the KDF intervened in Somali and many African countries like Liberia

As Kenyans, if we fail to Intervene in Uganda and Tanzania, even God will never forgive us.

Lazima Suluhu aende WANTAM. No Reforms No Elections. That's our position as a Country
Huzz bee memes

24/04/2025

Aiyh!has Arsenal won the UCL already???

24/04/2025

With Chelsea FC News Daily – I just got recognised as one of their top fans!

24/04/2025

With Hassan mwana wa Ali – I just got recognised as one of their top fans!thanks pamoja Bahari y@ lugha $ etc

10/03/2025

Dem: Naskia njaa beb 🙄
MANU : Funga masikio bas uache kuskia🙄
Dem:Aaah beb Niko njaa🙄
MANU: Toka huko Uende Shibe 🙄
Dem: Beb ni nini haunielewe nahisi njaa 🙄
MANU:🥱 ooh unahisii njaa, okay Mimi sina pesa beb😏
Dem: Na zenye ulipewa Jana na Foreman 🙄
MANU: Zilikuwa za kupea wafanyi kazi pamoja na mafundi😏🙄
Dem: Khai beb si hata zako ziko hapo 🙄
MANU : Usinisumbue na zile pesa Nikikupea Jana ununue chakula ya mwezi mzima tumia hizo😏
Dem: Nilinunulia mtoto wetu 👗 ya Sunday best na pesa zote😊
MANU: Ulibakisha ngapi?😊
Dem: 20 bob na nimenunua credo ya bundles 😊
MANU : 😊Sawa bas chukua hio 👗 uchemshe na uongezee bundles ndio chakula ikuwe mingi Hadi ya kesho🙄
Dem:Lakini aje beb hio ni ujinga unaniambia nunua chakula 😠 bas ya mtoto Mimi nitaka hivo🙄
MANU: Nilikuwa nimesahau 😊ongeza ujinga yangu ju hakuna mafuta na kitunguu🥺😠
Dem: 🙆😫😭😭

Tumezoeana round hii hautanibeba wana na pesa zangu za mjei🙄🤣🤣🤣

09/03/2025

MAAJABU KITANDANI
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
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Jamaa akafoka, “Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?”
💞💞💞💞
Yule mtu akajibu, “Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!”
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Jamaa, “Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!”
😍😍😍😍😍😍
Malaika, “Inawezekana lakini siwezi kukurudisha k**a mtu labda urudi k**a mbwa ama kuku.”
🎙️🎙️🎙️
Jamaa akakumbuka mbwa wanavyopata taabu ya kulinda, akaonelea arudi k**a kuku.
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Malaika akamgeuza kuku, akamwambia ajifunze kutaga kabla hajapelekwa duniani.
😨😨😨😨😨
Akachuchumaa na kuanza kujikamua; yai la kwanza likatoka. akajikamua tena, yai la pili likatoka. Akajikamua tena mara ya tatu.
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Wakati yai la tatu linatoka… akashtukia amepigwa ngumi ikifuatwa na sauti ya hasira ya mkewe, “kumbav*! Balaa gani hii…. unamaliza umekunia kitandani!!”🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣. Bwana akaamka kuona kumbe ni kweli amewekelea maharagwe mix kwa kitanda. Akatetemeka k**a kisiagi na akazirai😂😂😂. Wacheni kula ugali mingi wangwana😂😂😂.

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