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My Babies MW, Lilongwe (2025)

02/01/2025

Happy New Year Everyone!!!!!

I hope tachilowa bwino et.

18/05/2024

A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.

HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, second reason....!

HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, last reason.

HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bēd

(Madam got furious, grāb a stīck to smāsh her head)

MADAM: Did my husband say that?

HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bēd.

MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase it 🥰🙏🙏

25/04/2024

A military officer was given a 3-day leave to go and enjoy with his newly wedded wife.
He arrived home & realized dat his wife was in her menstrual period. He had to send an sos message to headquarters requesting for an extension of his leave days.
He prepared his message in the usual military coded language.
He wrote: Soldier: Omega One, dis is Omega Twelve. Danger from de field. Red in front. Leave extension requested. Do u read me? Red in front... passage not clear, extend leave!
Headquarters replied: This is Omega One. We read u loud & clear. The danger is minimal. Attack from de back n resume immediately🤗. Leave extension denied🤚. I repeat.... attack with minimal force from de back n resume immediately😎... way is clear frm behind👌 Extension denied!

11/04/2024

Let’s ruffle feathers today nhe ?

Hello Ladies …

1. Would you , your best friend, sister, cousin or twin marry the same man? Tell us why

2. Would you want to join a married couple (as a second wife)?

3. Do you as a wife want to add a sister wife to your marriage?

Dm is open

09/04/2024

11 MOMENTS TO TOUCH YOUR WIFE'S BUTT

A woman's butt is special. When the wrong man touches it, it is s*xual harassment, when her man touches it she feels good. Here are moments when to touch your woman's butt

1. WHEN SHE DRESSES UP
When your wife wears a dress, tights, a pair of shorts or a leso and asks you how she looks. Look at her from top to bottom with focussed eyes and hold her butt and curves and say "You look beautiful and s*xy". She will feel desired

2. WHEN SLEEPING
When in bed as you prepare to sleep, whether she is facing you or giving you her back, rub your hands on her butt as you tell her how beautiful she is. This will make her feel close to you and give her a good night sleep

3. WHEN SHE IS COOKING
In the kitchen, as she stands cooking, grab and rub her butt as you kiss her neck and cheek telling her warm words. It makes her feel connected

4. WHEN MASSAGING HER
Offer to massage her, ask her to lie down naked as your wife and oil her body then massage her, play close attention to her butt. Whether her butt is big or small, with stretch marks or without, speak wonderfully of it as you play with it and make it jiggle. This makes her feel comfortably naked with you

5. WHEN SHE IS DOING CHORES
Chores don't have to be boring. When she is doing chores, creep from behind and hold her butt as she bends, mops or cleans and appreciate what she is doing with you saying, "The house looks really clean". Help out with the chores too. She will look at you and smile, shaking her head as she says "I have such a great husband"

6. WHEN YOU TWO JUST CHILL
When you two are lazing around on the bed or the sofa, as you pillow talk, caress her butt. This makes her feel like you have dedicated quality time just for her and accompanied it with a touch. Women love to be touched. It hurts her to have a husband who rarely touches her

7. WHEN MAKING LOVE
Whether doggy or she is on top, grab a hold of her butt with passion as you make love. This makes her feel s*xy

8. WHEN SHE IS PLEASURING YOU
When she is giving you pleasure as she touches you up, kissing your chest, rubbing her fingers all over you, rub her butt as you tell her how good it feels. This makes her get excited. Any wife loves it when she has a strong s*xual effect on her husband

9. WHEN KISSING
As you kiss, whether a "have a good day" kiss, a long kiss or a just because kiss, hold her on the butt with your masculine hands. This heightens your level of intimacy

10. WHEN TAKING A SHOWER
Once in a while take showers together. Wash her back and camp on her butt a little bit longer. These are the scenes she remembers and smiles all by herself

11. WHEN PLAYING WITH HER
Don't be too rigid, sometimes play around with your wife. "Bully" her in a nice way. Chase after her. Tickle her. Play around under the blankets as you play around with her butt. Games like this makes her enjoy growing old with you and making silly memories

09/04/2024

This post is for men/women not boys and girls .
No comment below 18 of aged .

DIFFERENT TYPES OF S*X IN MARRIAGE!

1. RECONCILIATION S*X:- S*x is a most potent weapon for diluting and difusing misunderstanding in Marriage. If you don't use S*X to settle some stubborn crisis, then you are missing out and not maximising it. In addition when you both settle a misunderstanding, the person at fault could initiate s*x as a way to make up to the other who was on the receiving side of the conflict.

2. HEALING S*X:- There are some sicknesses and diseases that are cured by good S*x I mean very good S*x. Healing s*x is gentle, it is full of grace and elegance. You don't rush it. Mbanu. You do it softly and it hits the bull's eye. Please Husbands, don't throw your weight on her if it's for healing, let the bed carry your weight 100%.

3. PUNISHMENT S*X:- When I counsel couples, are times I hear spouses say "Since he did that, I decided to punish him by depriving him of s*x", or "since she refused me, I decided not to touch her again". That is as senseless as saying "since my child failed a Test, I punished him by withdrew him from school". It's foolishness. The wise thing to do is to give your spouse more s*x as punishment rather than depriving him or her. When your husband or wife misbehaves, correct them using s*x. That is the best punishment. Not slapping or fighting or public disgrace. Punishment s*x is very hot. 😷

4. MEMORABLE S*X:- This is a very special kind of s*x that you organise and plan for. Every couple must be doing this once in a while. Honeymoons should be organised at least once is a quarter (once in 3 months). If you have means, do it once a month. You book a hotel for say 3-7 days and retreat to help build your marriage. A kind of Intimacy Retreat. You mustn't go to hotel if you can't afford it. Just send the kids somewhere and make it memorable. Light Candles around and on the blue or green bulb. Use good perfume and the Angels will bear you witness.

5. QUICK SURPRISED S*X:- This is a s*x that married couples should do often to build their love life. One "Quickie" is stronger than 100 Love Charms from India or Kitui. A Quickie is that very fast s*x that a couple does in ODD places or in ODD position. Usually one spouse surprises the other with it. You don't take formal permission quickies. You just start it just like that. MARRIAGES WITHOUT QUICKIES HAVE QUICK PROBLEMS AND BREAK QUICK. Spouses who don't believe in surprise s*x are analogue and expired. Quickies can be done in the car. Drive her to a corner and pretend as if the car didn't start. It can take place on kitchen sink or at the balcony or inside swimming pool or in garden.

6. EXERCISE S*X:- This type should happen frequently especially in the mornings. God did it that the male organ wakes up in the morning erect to greet it's Owner - the Wife. So as much as humanly possible, let every wife answer the morning greeting. God's mercies are New Every Morning. Great is His Faithfulness. Mercy and Faithfulness are co-joined twins.

7. ENCOURAGEMENT S*X:- You use this type of S*x to encourage your Spouse to do something or Not to do something. There are times he wants to do something that you think is not the best of decision, just come in the most seductive way and delay him. When he is exhausted after you have drilled him, speak softly and he will say "I didn't know that was what you were saying before, now I understand you".

8. REWARD S*X:- This is the type that you reward your spouse for achieving something unique or for exceeding expectations. Reward S*x is not just one round but extended over a period of time. Reward S*x is an open check to do whatever he or she loves. It's extra ordinary.

9. PROCREATION S*X:- This is s*x you do purely for pregnancy. When you need child, the best style is the one that gives the husband maximum pe*******on. Support your wife with pillow is you aren't a longman. But you must make sure it is as wet as wetness can be. S***m needs wetness to swim inside the womb. When he releases he must remain inside there for a few minutes. Don't pull fast.

27/03/2024

The ROBBERS, The HUSBAND And The WIFE…
Robbers enter a House and asked for all the Money and Valuables.
After they collect what they can, they gave the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or shoot himself.
The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.
He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…
The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife to kill her husband.
The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But at last, the gun had no bullets in it.
The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION:
1) If you were the man, what will you do?
2) If you were the wife, what explanation will you give?
3) If you were invited to bring peace how will you settle it

11/10/2023

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11/10/2023

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11/10/2023

Hello My Babies

I hope your all fine and you have been good.
Am Back online with a Big Bang so lets Connect!

07/03/2023

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07/03/2023

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