Mobile Smash Brothers LLC

19/09/2021

Fast Deliveries 📦 Require Fast and Pretty Cars!!

🏎💥🏌🏿‍♂️

Check out the Product line of Automotive Enhancements and “Speed Demon”accessories! at

http://Enduringspeed.com

Because “Road RAGE” only happens to people in slow moving and “less than attractive” vehicles! 📠

04/09/2021

Fast Deliveries 📦 Require Fast and Pretty Cars!!

🏎💥🏌🏿‍♂️

Check out the Product line of Automotive Enhancements and “Speed Demon accessories!” at

http://Enduringspeed.com

Because “Road RAGE” only happens to people in slow moving and “less than attractive” vehicles! 🤷🏿‍♂️

01/09/2021

Reason #344 for “SMASH” therapy/coaching … ALL CAPS 🧢!!

If you use em’, wear em 🤷🏿‍♂️, or just plain live your life in them … you might be in need of some Coaching!!

I know you wanna break a keyboard 🎹 soooo bad bruh… Might I suggest one of mine, not your own!!



-mobilesmashbrothers.com

⌨️💥🏌🏿‍♂️

29/08/2021

After a long day cluckin’ and not cutting these chickens any slack around the barnyard… Curly’s got a bit of stress.

Now, he returns back to the nest, just for his Queen 👑 Hen to be talmbout “how come he can’t just let someone else wake up the damn sun?!” ☀️ (She gets lonely in the morning y’all… very understandable) Buuuuutttt….

“Chick the job is hard, who else gonna do it!” 😡🤬

Curly needs a break and a safe place to bust an egg or 2! DON’T WORRY Curly… we got you!!

🥚💥🏌🏿‍♂️-mobilesmashbrothersllc

29/08/2021

Any “man” under 6ft is not looking Jesus in his eyes… and “how can God trust a man who refuses to make eye contact with the Lord!!!”

This is science 🔬 🧪🧬 and psychology ... Not religion!! 🤷🏿‍♂️

Rule #5: “Have a tall friend!”
👶🏾💥🏌🏿‍♂️

19/08/2021

Hmmmm 🤔…

New “Oprah products” coming soon!? 🎉🪄

💰💥🏌🏿‍♂️

Stop being poor 💁🏼‍♀️

17/08/2021

Reason #786 for “SMASH” coaching ...

“Monday’s that simply REQUIRE it!!”

📆 💥🏌🏿‍♂️

I’ve yet to recover my energy hence why y’all can’t read our full exchange, but it was an entire 25-35 minutes of this chat exchange (not phones) on loop, each side rewording it differently for each iteration: Customer: I need someone to guarantee any of your store can fix my laptop in one day...

16/08/2021

Final thoughts on this “SMASH” session?

🤷🏿‍♂️... “NAILED IT!!”

💅 💥🔨

16/08/2021

More “Dream House rennovations!”
🏠💥🏌️🏿‍♂️... We tear down walls, to build people up!

“Coffee Break-up!”- (Med) “SMASH” ☕️💥🏌🏿‍♂️Session!
Up to 30 mins
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$40
·
More Info
Medium SMASH session.
Perfect release from a stressful day, week, or pressure packed agenda. Work it all out in a beautifully destructive way!

10 “U” cups
5 random electronics
1 Large “SMASH”able item

16/08/2021

We got your Dollhouse dreams right here!
🏠 💥🏌️🏿‍♂️

“Coffee Break-up!”- (Med) “SMASH” ☕️💥🏌🏿‍♂️Session!
Up to 30 mins
·
$40
·
Medium SMASH session.
Perfect release from a stressful day, week, or pressure packed agenda. Work it all out in a beautifully destructive way!

10 “U” cups
5 random electronics
1 Large “SMASH”able item

16/08/2021

Our “SMASH” family is growing! A new friend of the movement stopped by to release a little stress and anxiety while the “not so hidden” camera captured some underground footage!

Book your release session today!!

mobilesmashbrothers.com