Classy wills

18/06/2025

*Health Education*

*Cockroaches*

Can survive a week without its head.
Can survive 2weeks without water.
Can survive one month without food
Can live in your house for 3½years (maximum life span) without been detected!!

Defecates on human food.
Can trigger severe asthma attack.
Spreads bacteria that can cause food poisoning and typhoid.

A cockroach can kill you.
If you don’t kill it first.

These things are capable of the worst things you can imagine.

They eat almost anything even fellow insects. Hair, books, sweets, meat anything- they will eat.

They are attracted to human food.
They vomit on the food.
They defecate on the food.

Absolutely disgusting animals.

Some young cockroaches have been documented to crawl over sleeping human beings and crawl inside the ears, noses, and even open mouths.

So if you have cockroaches in your house and you sleep sometimes with your mouth open and drooling, a cockroach can scroll in for a kiss.😔

Cockroaches have been known to spread at least 33 kinds of bacteria, including E. coli and Salmonella, six parasitic worms and more than seven other types of human pathogens.

E. coli and Salmonella for example are classic causes of serious food poisoning, typhoid and diarrhea.

So what to do?
Prevent the environment that helps them thrive. That’s the main answer.

Keep your cupboards, sinks, tables and floors clean and free of dirty plates, unused utensils and old newspapers.

Clean your dishes, food crumbs and oil spills right away once you cook.

*Always store your food in airtight containers, and never leave your food out (even if it is pet food!).*

*Storing up food in nylon bags and sacks like garri and rice is NOT the best for you. These idiots can eat through the sack and ruin that food for you.*

*Don’t risk it at all.*

Seal cracks and gaps in walls, floors and openings around or inside cabinets.

Also make sure that you seal gaps around pipes, plumbing, wall outlets, and spaces under the doors to your house and kitchen.

From time to time, run hot water in spare bathrooms and little used sinks.

Always check your bag and your children's school bags when they return home, as well as your shopping items before storing them.

If despite all these measures, you still have a cockroach problem at home, contact a pest professional for assistance with elimination and prevention.

Smack with a broom.
Squash with slippers.
Boil in hot water.
Spray with an insecticide.
Kill with a gun.😂😂

Use whatever means you can.
But don’t ever ignore.

One cockroach can produce up to 1,000 new ones in a year to torment your life.

Kill cockroaches now
Before they kill you.

So ladies and gentlemen.
Do the world a favour:
Kill a cockroach today.

When you go to your friends house, as a show of goodwill, kill a cockroach.

When you go to your partner’s house, as a show of love, kill a cockroach.

Wherever you go, and you find one-
kill it. Just do it.
Classy wills

13/06/2025

13/06/2025

life is not easy

11/06/2025

Sleep is crucial for physical and mental well-being. It allows the body to repair itself, boost the immune system, and regulate metabolism. It also plays a vital role in brain function, including memory consolidation and processing information.

Classy wills health talk

08/06/2025

LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO USE TOOTHPASTE FOR PREGNANT TEST

TOOTHPASTE: In this case, you can't use any toothpaste. The plain white ones or the ones that have some whitens in them should work perfectly.
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P*e in a cup
Take some toothpaste (very little amount) out in a bowl
Dab a brush in the urine and mix it with the toothpaste.

The HCG will react with the toothpaste and you will either notice it start foaming. If the p*e does not cause a reaction to the toothpaste, you are not pregnant or probably wait and give it more weeks to test again. Get a high quality brand of toothpaste for better results. An unbalanced mixture might not make the toothpaste foam or turn blue even if you're expecting.

08/06/2025

This is how YOU are contributing to her va**nal odour or infection. Let’s talk.

There’s no polite way to say this, some men do not wash their p***ses properly.
Unlike the va**na (which is self-cleansing), the p***s is not. Most of you are walking around with a full rainforest down there 🌳, mixing sweat, bacteria, and sm**ma like it's cocktail hour.

Then when it's time to “do-the-do,” you pounce like Tarzan, spreading all that into her system. 😩

Let’s not forget the hands!
Yes, those same hands you used to scratch your head, eat suya, scroll through Instagram, and adjust your boxers, you suddenly remember foreplay and insert them raw. No wash, no sanitizer, just vibes. And you wonder why her pH is doing high jump. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Oh! And the mouth matter
If you’ve got gum disease, smelly breath, or bacteria chilling on your unbrushed tongue, just know you’re not only killing the vibe, you’re attacking her va**nal flora too. 🤢

Lastly, let’s talk about your fashion sense.
Those thick, non-breathable boxers you like so much?
They turn your downstairs into a yeast factory. Your balls are sweating like they’re in traffic at Oshodi. Please, invest in light, cotton boxers. It's not a punishment, it’s hygiene.

🚿 Brush. Wash. Trim.
Respect her body by keeping yours clean.

Sorry if this touched you, but if the shoe fits… abeg wear it with clean socks. 🧦
Let’s protect the “honey pot” together. It’s a team effort.

this is coming from Classy wills

30/05/2025

Married Women Are Confessing The Difficulties Of Marriage That No One Talks About, And It Hits Hard
buzzfeed.comMay 28, 2025 12:36 AM
"The hardest part was realizing that society had groomed me my entire life to make others happy...and groomed him to make himself comfortable."

We recently asked the married women of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the "hardest parts" of marriage that no one talks about. Here's what they had to say:
1. "The loneliness, sacrifice, losing yourself, not having an emotionally available or emotionally intelligent partner, and lack of empathy/sympathy. Being told, 'This is who I am,' without a willingness to grow, learn, and become a more well-rounded individual. Why the hell am I still married?"

2. "My ex kept a clean house and was an excellent cook. I was smitten and thought I had found my soulmate. However, the moment that ring was on my finger, I became his personal maid. I deeply resented his clothing strewn around the house because cleaning was 'women's work' after the wedding."
3. "Married almost 40 years. Great, supportive husband. Helped me pursue my career. Helped parent. Good provider. Great lover. Kids are great; they still like us as adults. Career was fine. It was me. It IS me. I still don't feel like I was good enough. A good enough wife. A good enough mother.

29/05/2025

Does this type of love still exist?