23/07/2024
I was sitting for "Use of English" in a
professional Exam last week . I shaded
the ones i knew, and was waiting for
manna to fall from Heaven when i
noticed an older lady sitting beside me. She
was shading and was not looking up. I
assumed she must be an English teacher
impersonating a candidate that must have
paid her handsomely.
Through the help of my long neck, i
peeped and checked her work, she was
in number 65, i was still in number 21
and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started
shading along with her. We got to
number 98 together, suddenly, she
looked up....guess who this lady
was,PATIENCE JONATHAN! She caught
me copying her and shouted in a low
tone; "What are it"?
"Why is you dey copying me"? "Copys!
copys"! "Cat copys Cats" "You is not
shaming"! "As big as you dey"! "You is
a dull boys"! "You are a disgrace to
your birthhood". "I go reporter you to
cheachear" "I will make sure education
ministress comot ur surname inside his
list" "See u mumu
Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!!
heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished ooh, ooh, who has eraser
eeeehhhh!!!!!!!! WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Don't laff alone pls.
