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16/02/2014

My gf slapped a soldier today... I just
walked away cos I don't support
bad behaviours...
*survivals*
-kholly

16/02/2014

Ochuko was burnt to death so they called his 2 best frnds Ofego and Akpos to identify the body.
1st went Ofego...

Ofego: He's burnt pretty bad his face is beyond recognition
'Ofego asked the mortician to roll the body over'..
The motician found this really weird..
He rolled the body then Ofego said ' that aint Ochuko!

They calld his 2nd frnd Akpos to identify the body.. '
Akpos also asked the same question to roll the body over' he also said this is not Ochuko!
The mortician asked why did both of you wanted me to roll the body?

Akpos: Ochuko has 2 as****es ..dats not Ochuko..

Motician: huh dats impossible!

Akpos: I'm telling you he got 2 as****es cos evrytime wen three of us go to the Club people say ''Here comes Ochuko and his two as****es!
Happy Sunday to y.all

15/02/2014

Akpors broke up with his girlfriend three days to Valentine’s day.

This is what happened:

Girlfriend: Baby, I need 90,000 Naira for Brazilian hair so that I will look good for you on Val’s day.

Akpors: Haven’t I told you that since Brazil beat us 3-0 in 2003, I hate to hear the name ‘Brazil’? You don’t have respect. It’s over between us

14/02/2014

Yay, It's Friday,the begining of a weekend. . We're offering mtn #500 airtime, for anyone who knows which movie where these following speeches were said, and who said it.

(1)'...Vodka martini,Shaken, not Stirred'.
(2)'...Hasta la vista,Baby'.
(3)'...I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse'.
(4)'...My precious, they cursed us, they lied against us, Gollum'.
(5)'...I'm a telekinetic, i can shoot bullet through my hand'.
(6)'...My name is Khan,and i'm not a terrorist'.
(7)'...Expelliarmus; Avada Kedavra'.
(8)'...Who is this; i'm wol******; I heard you're an animal ;See who's talking'.
(9)'...How did you get into Asgard ;There're traitors in the house of Odin'.

Lets see how good you are, let's gooo........

20/01/2014

Curiosity pushed me to download 2go, I
wanted to see what all these youths are
always excited about
At the end,I couldn't bear what I saw
The kind of friend's request i was receiving
Via 2go, i was becoming scared at a point,
Can you imagine requests like:
Madness72 Purewater95
Poverty2014
Death905
Bokoharam09
Akala419
badluck 2012,Bomb08
Ak47
Mamiwota25
Groundnut50.....
*If all these come be my friend how i go
take
survive? *If you enter 2go room na the
worse , u
will see names like WAHALA, KEKE,
OPA,PAKI,
ABORTION, BABALAWO, SALIVA, TRIMOR,
ASUU04.....gosh!!
*It was so annoying that i had no other
option than to leave before it starts
becoming real..............

21/06/2013

hey people,how as your day being

20/06/2013

HEART TOUCHING STORY....,
PLS READ AND SHARE...

While a man was polishing his new car,his 4yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the
side of car. Out of anger,the man took
the child's hand & hit it many times,not realizing he was using a wrench.At the hospital,the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.When the child saw his
father,with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers
grow back?'. The Man was so hurt &
speechless.He went back 2 car & kicked the car.Devastated by his own actions. Sitting in front of
the car he looked at the scratches,child had written 'LOVE
U DAD'. Next day that man committed su***de.

MORAL LESSON;
Anger & Love
have no limits. A philosopher once said that 'EVERYTHING IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR'. Always remember that Things are to be used & people are to be loved, but the problem in today's world is that,People are used & things are loved...
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18/06/2013

WHAT NAME CAN YOU CALL THIS MAN....

Imagine you see him at night, what will you do???

16/06/2013

DESCRIBE HIM IN ONE WORD. . . . . . . . . .

16/06/2013

LAUGH TYM!!!

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam,
rice, meat etc, into the
grave in line with
tradition.
A man asked why?
The Edo man smiled
&said, according to our tradition, the dead go on a long
journey & need all the food items they can
get".
The man dropped
N100,000 inside and
said, "when the food finish, buy more". Another man
dropped N50,000 and said, "add this incase
it's not enough".
Akpos smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of N200,000,
dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as a
change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw
when you reach dia
o...It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how
many robbers are out there and afterall we
are in a
cashless economy na!
Travel well o!"..... Good morning...

15/06/2013

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said: For cutting the grass: $5.00 For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00 For going to the store for you: $ .50 Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25 Taking out the garbage: $1.00 For getting a good report card: $ 5.00 For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00 Total owed: $14.75 Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote: For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: No Charge For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: No Charge For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: No Charge Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is: No Charge. When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".

Comment with I LOVE YOU MUM, if you truly appreciate your mum's Suffering on you....

15/06/2013

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