08/12/2025
So this night, Agnes and I came back from the Hospital, then Agnes started her usual problem.
“Ehnn Ehnn Joshua, straight to the point, I hope you can see what happened today in the Hospital?”
“Please please, I’m not in the mood for this kind of talk, I want to take my bath, eat and watch TV or probably préss my Phone”
“Of Course, I will allow you do all of these, but I guess this one is much more important—
first of all, I hope you can see how Benita and her Boyfriend Raph are always behaving, Raph always protect Benita like an egg, Most of time he drives her to the hospital, he kísses her in front of everyone every time;
Now, even your friend Sam, I hope you saw what happened today, we all know Cynthia and Sam are dàting, look at the way Cynthia and Sam romance each Other…”
“Agnes, first of all, Cynthia was the one who do the kíssing right?, Is Cynthia not your feIIow Woman?, So why’re you putting the blames on me?”
“What about Raph?, The thing I’m trying to say is that,… Joshua, try and be like them naa, be Romantic, just for once, For once ooo!!!” Agnes said.
“The ‘Kissíng’ that you’re talking about, haven’t we done it more than once, so what’s special in it?”
“Joshua, we did it in a ‘Truth and Dare’ Challenge, it wasn’t intentional, it was Forced!, let’s spice up our Relationship nauww, you even had the audacity to tell your FoIIòwers or whatsoever that My love language is Yoghurt, Me?, me that I’m the most Romantic Person you can ever meet”
“Which Romantic?, wait first, when have you ever done Breakfast on béd for me?, don’t you watch films where A lady cooks so early and Serve her boyfriend or Husband on béd?…”
“You lie!!!, it’s Men that do Breakfast on béd!, go and ask, but guess what: You have not done any to me, it’s only to drag Yoghurt with me that you know how to do — you’ll buy Yoghurt for me, the next Minute you have started announcing it to all your friends; Raph bought a full box of Golden earrings , chains, shoes, he changed her Wardrobe, but you can’t hear noise from him” Agnes said.
“Okayyy, Calculate all the amount of Cartons of Yoghurt that I have used my Mòney to buy for you, you have never render hug to me or even peck me ooo”
“And so?, haven’t I taken you out to eat and all biIIs were on me?”
“The same Date that you always disgracé me, see Agnes, You’re the Unromantic person, accept it and do better, Ladies are the one that do more of the romance, men’s own is just to love you unconditionally, check up on you, and Of course pay biIIs for your Iavish spending”
“Which Làvish spending have you done for me?, Yoghurts and Fruits, as you say it, Shame no catch you?; but Joshua, on a serious note, we need to do better in our Relationship, and I have decided to dish some possible tasks we should be doing henceforth—
First of all, Early in the Morning, when we wake up, we should kíss, it’s caIIed Morning Kíss”
“Ehnn God forbid, I should k!ss you when you haven’t brush your teeth?, Me and you should exchange bàcteria all because of Iove?”
“That’s what make the kíss sweeter naa, you don’t even know all this things;
So secondly, you’re doing this one, and I’m so much proud of you, you do drive us together to the hospital every Morning, that’s the only Romantic thing you’re good at;
Now thirdly, at least once in a week, Joshua, you’ll be doing breakfast in bed for me” Agnes said.
“Thìef!, all the Task is just in your favor, let me also mention my own too, every weekend, you’ll wash my Clothes, Every Morning, I must carry Food to the Hospital, it must be in my Foodflask, also every Weekend, you must take me out for Shopping, all biIIs on you, agree?”
“Fine, all these are easy, I’ll do them, I promise;
Also, lastly, Raph recently bought Benita two Wigs like that, over 120K and 150K;
So this last Month of the year, you should take me your girlfriend to get me a brand new Wig,”
“God forbid , Agnes, I’m not interested in anything again, eat your Love and drink the Romance on top it!;
I so much admire your Natural hair, Infact it turns Me on, be plaiting it like that,… I’m the first son of my parents, you won’t send me to My early gråve”
My Name Is Just Joshua The Surgeon , I’m In A Mission To Save, That’s All.