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17/11/2024
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05/11/2024

I was in a bus coming back from my girlfriend's house last night.

My earpiece was tightly plugged to my ear.

I was shaking my head to the music feeling comfortable in the bus since I will be dropping by the last bus stop.

Slowly, I slept off in the bus.

I tried battling the sleep when a passenger's noise jolt me up but it was impossible.

After sleeping for a short period of time, a loud horn which sounds like that of a truck forcefully jolt me from the sleep.

I look left and couldn't find anyone, no passenger, the driver and conductor were no where to be found.

But to my greatest surprise, the bus was moving without anyone controlling the steering wheel.

I'm in the bus with a ghost, my own don finish, I have been kidnàped, I said silently to myself.

The bus is already heading to a bush without light.

I gather all the courage in me and shouted...
Help... Help..... Help...., I screamed on top of my voice.

The conductor instantly show up, he was outside beside the bus.

Oga, weting happen? he asked in pigin.

Why is the car moving without anyone driving it? I asked.

Can't you see the car is faulty, we are pushing it off the road, the driver said from other end.

Where are other passengers? I asked..

They enter another bus, you are the only one sleeping like múmu! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good afternoon I was in a bus coming back from my girlfriend's house last night.

My earpiece was tightly plugged to my ear.

I was shaking my head to the music feeling comfortable in the bus since I will be dropping by the last bus stop.

Slowly, I slept off in the bus.

I tried battling the sleep when a passenger's noise jolt me up but it was impossible.

After sleeping for a short period of time, a loud horn which sounds like that of a truck forcefully jolt me from the sleep.

I look left and couldn't find anyone, no passenger, the driver and conductor were no where to be found.

But to my greatest surprise, the bus was moving

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02/11/2024

The 21 lies our parents told us while we were growing up in Africa 😂

1. If you drink garri or coke after eating mango, you'll dīe.

2. You must throw your fallen tooth on the roof before it can grow back.

3. When you sing & wave to the egret birds, you'll get white spots on your fingernails.

4. If u offend ur mom or your dad and you don’t want to be punished remove some of your eye lashes and drop it at your parents entrance

5. India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match.

6. When you bend and look back in between your legs, you'll see spirits.

7. A mother and her son breaking firewood in the Moon as punishment, because they went to the farm on a Sunday and the Moon carried them.

8. Don't wear ruber bands because it drains blood.

9. If you eat while kneeling, you will never get satisfied because the devīl will be taking some.

10. If you blow air inside a pencil sharpener, it won't sharpen pencils anymore.

11. If anyone jumps or crosses you while you're sitting or lying down on the floor, you will never grow tall again until the person repeats the process.

12. If your parents send you on an errand and you came back late, to escape floggīng or punishment, you need to tie together certain leaves in the bush.

13. If you come to school late, in order not to feel pains during flogging, you need to put a stone in your mouth.

14. When you swallow a seed, especially African star apple seeds (Udara), it will germinate and grow in your stomach.

15. The coconut water is only for the elders.

16. As a young girl, if a boy touches you, it'll result to pregnancy.

17. If you whistle at night, you're calling the evīl spirits and serpents.

18. If someone bites you while fighting and you rub a fowl faeces on it, the person's teeths will fall off.

19. If you sweep the room late in the night, all your blessings will go away.

20. If you look at the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.

21. If you eat Turkey's meat without burying the head, it will turn to a snake.

30/10/2024

You are not reading this by Mistake😒

My next target is your girlfriend 😅

30/10/2024

Smile for me 😅

1. One person I hātē most in this life is that MTN
girl dat always say " one minute remaining " I hâte dat girl 🤣😂

2. You are fêêling sàd, and u tâgged me, am I with ur happiness? If u want to be sád pls be sad alone no dey rūsh me😂😂

3. After dàting you for 5 years and promising you marriage, he now br0ke up with you
Wípe your téårs my darlíng, I know a nàtive doçtor in ijebu ode.😆🤓😂

4. Just heard my neighbor singing,
Am walking in pôwer
Am walking in Oraçle
I leave my rice for favour
Cos I know umahia.
Pls what should I tell her?🤣🤓😜

5 .Pls kindly ignøre any news or rúmoúr of me coming out for
PRESIDENTIAL elêçtion in 2027.
I have not declared my intentions yet, they are still bégging me. 🤣😂🤓

6. At the age of 25 you cannot cōok, wash clothes, sweep and you want men to love you for who you are...
Sister, please who are you??🤓🙆‍♀️😂

7. Fàt girls are the most $elfish people in the world, dey will sit down
with mini skirt and u will see nothing.
🤣🤓😜

8. dis group is it dat dey read ur post without cōmmênting. If they eventually líke it, to cômment come be wår.
But don't wørry. Nah that thúndêr wey I reserve for Irâq go locate you.😂😂

9. How come you post on your birthday "Wow I can't believe am +1 today" so if you don't believe is me that will believe abi?!🤣😂🤓😜

10. I don't understand English🤔
Why is it dat "Give her her book" is correct and "Give him him book is not correct"?
Pls my pple help me explaín
Is English a female? 🤔🤣😁

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